Derby · Season 10 · Round 23
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Crawlspace finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:09.483 | — | 11 | +10 | 45 | 12.7 |
| 2 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:16.008 | +6.53 | 8 | +6 | 23 | 11.8 |
| 3 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:16.550 | +7.07 | 2 | -1 | 15 | 11.2 |
| 4 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:18.367 | +8.88 | 3 | -1 | 16 | 11.1 |
| 5 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:19.092 | +9.61 | 5 | 0 | 39 | 11.5 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:19.892 | +10.41 | 1 | -5 | 6 | 10.8 |
| 7 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:20.817 | +11.33 | 4 | -3 | 12 | 11.1 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +4 | 38 | 12.7 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | 0 | 48 | 12.7 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -4 | 20 | 11.2 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +3 | 15 | 12.3 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +1 | 17 | 12.0 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +3 | 21 | 11.9 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -7 | 12 | 11.7 |
| — | Honey Mustard RUNNING | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -5 | 22 | 12.8 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 11 | 11.9 |
2.200
Squish goes to the front. Career record: 3 wins from 298, average finish 5.7.
6.500
A new leader — Yolk. Career record: 9 wins from 309, average finish 5.5.
11.275
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-1-8-2-1.
16.775
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 7-14-5-6-7.
23.550
There goes a piece of The Kidney. Recent finishes: 7-14-5-6-7.
29.975
Squish is losing bits.
34.442
Up it goes.
39.558
Pilot Light leaves something behind.
41.058
Wrecked, and out of the race.
45.800
That is a long way off the ground.
50.050
They will not want to see that again.
57.642
Oh, that is a big one.
1:02.408
There goes a piece of Squish.
1:07.367
Gravy is airborne!
1:12.258
Oh, that is a big one.
1:13.758
Pilot Light is out.
1:18.058
That is real damage.
1:19.558
Squish is out.
1:22.767
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:28.675
There is nothing protecting The Kidney now.
1:34.775
That was always going to happen.
1:38.475
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:39.975
That is Big Randy taking The Kidney with them.
1:46.650
Gravy goes to the front.
1:51.033
Up it goes.
1:56.650
Gravy goes to the front.
2:02.083
Big Randy is losing bits.
2:06.650
Gravy goes to the front.
2:15.442
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
2:21.133
They felt that in the back row.
2:29.267
The Heel is losing bits.
2:31.075
And that is Lil Nugget finished.
2:37.225
Look at the state of it.
2:44.983
There goes a piece of The Heel.
2:51.817
Last lap.
2:53.983
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:58.450
Old Gristle takes the lead.
3:06.483
Old Gristle is coming to the flag.
3:06.950
Up it goes.
3:09.483
Old Gristle wins the derby.
3:16.400
There goes a piece of Big Randy.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 14.858 | Gravy 14.858 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Coaster | 29.783 | The Coaster 13.616 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Coaster | 43.992 | Lil Nugget 14.166 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Coaster | 58.350 | Puck Yeah 13.641 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Coaster | 1:12.783 | Old Gristle 13.525 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 1:34.042 | The Kidney 14.883 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 1:49.383 | Lil Nugget 13.158 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 2:05.208 | Lil Nugget 15.459 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 2:20.250 | Old Gristle 14.709 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 2:34.992 | Old Gristle 14.325 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 2:51.817 | Gravy 15.559 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 3:09.483 | Long John 15.775 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 9 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 11 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 16 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 23 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Nuggets | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
210 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 16-13-15-15-15.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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