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Derby · Season 10 · Round 25

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Gravy wins at Kidney Flats

Gravy took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Floppy Joe finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:28.392 — 11 +10 23 12.3
2 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:30.375 +1.98 1 -1 2 10.9
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:31.192 +2.80 2 -1 1 10.4
4 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:31.750 +3.36 4 0 5 10.5
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:32.817 +4.43 3 -2 3 10.5
6 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:33.283 +4.89 9 +3 33 11.4
7 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:35.100 +6.71 12 +5 29 11.8
8 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:37.400 +9.01 14 +6 27 12.0
9 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:38.392 +10.00 10 +1 39 11.6
10 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:39.217 +10.83 16 +6 18 11.4
11 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:44.208 +15.82 7 -4 8 10.9
12 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:47.000 +18.61 6 -6 11 10.7
13 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:48.642 +20.25 5 -8 5 10.5
14 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:48.725 +20.33 8 -6 6 10.2
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 0 12 11.1
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -3 18 11.6
2.317
They will not want to see that again.
9.050
The Coaster goes to the front.
20.050
Look at Puck Yeah go.
26.958
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 1-16-8-1-1.
31.625
Extraordinary scenes.
36.325
There goes a piece of Custard. Recent finishes: 2-6-3-4-7.
47.308
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-8-2.
54.808
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-8-2.
59.083
Chunk leaves something behind.
1:10.050
Lil Nugget is coming through. Recent finishes: 2-6-3-3-4.
1:15.867
There goes a piece of Gravy.
1:19.967
Puck Yeah is out, and Gravy did it.
1:24.342
Up it goes.
1:36.750
And it all goes wrong.
1:44.750
Up it goes.
1:52.317
There goes a piece of Custard.
1:53.817
Yolk is out.
2:00.050
Look at Lil Nugget go.
2:11.717
Up it goes.
2:16.367
Chunk is airborne!
2:21.325
Up it goes.
2:25.692
There is nothing left of it.
2:32.900
Gravy goes to the front.
2:40.175
Up it goes.
2:44.983
Lil Nugget is airborne!
2:49.517
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
3:00.425
One to go.
3:09.792
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:14.142
Look at the state of it.
3:20.233
You do not see that every day.
3:25.392
Gravy has it.
3:28.392
It is Gravy!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay The Coaster 23.767 The Coaster 23.767
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 49.075 The Coaster 25.308
The Hairpin Clay The Coaster 1:17.108 Gravy 25.475
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 1:42.642 The Heel 25.458
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:10.450 Lil Nugget 24.333
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:37.758 Gravy 25.508
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:00.425 Gravy 22.667
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:28.392 Long John 25.467
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 5 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 8 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 15 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 24 1/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 25 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 25 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 25 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
228 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 14-1-13-7-15.
83.23
7
Long John The Noodles
244 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 7-5-7-8-3.
7.44
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
232 starts, 30 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 3-3-5-3-1.
1.59
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
211 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 12-6-2-1-5.
8.03
22
Butter Bean The Beans
238 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-11-16-11-4.
117.38
6
The Kidney The Beans
226 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 7-11-13-13-7.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
252 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 13-14-12-9-16.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
227 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 4-10-8-5-6.
38.88
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
231 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 13-5-11-6-11.
91.18
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
226 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 11-15-11-14-11.
67.18
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
244 starts, 29 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 1-6-9-9-2.
11.01
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
196 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 2-14-9-5-13.
141.14
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
223 starts, 6 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 10-16-14-13-11.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
231 starts, 22 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 8-10-9-6-3.
21.49
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
226 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 14-15-13-14-16.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
227 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 10-1-4-10-4.
34.68

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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