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Derby · Season 10 · Round 27

Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race

Washboard Yard · Washboard Ring · 135 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:22.683 — 14 +13 50 12.3
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:22.792 +0.11 11 +9 34 12.2
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:45.075 +22.39 1 -2 51 10.7
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:46.350 +23.67 4 0 57 10.5
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:53.583 +30.90 7 +2 56 10.5
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:53.992 +31.31 5 -1 59 10.5
— Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 9 +2 39 11.9
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +5 29 12.3
— Honey Mustard WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +1 46 12.3
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +2 26 10.8
— The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -8 16 10.1
— Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +3 24 10.9
— The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -7 18 10.1
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +2 12 10.3
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -13 13 10.0
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -8 12 10.0
1.592
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 4-2-6-3-4.
6.583
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-8.
10.800
A new leader — Old Gristle. Career record: 69 wins from 314, average finish 3.8.
15.000
That is a long way off the ground.
20.050
Look at Honey Mustard go. Recent finishes: 7-3-7-5-2.
25.475
Floppy Joe leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 10-8-3-14-8.
27.767
Radiator is out, and Floppy Joe did it.
34.425
Extraordinary scenes.
37.167
Yolk will not be back.
40.792
Wrecked, and out of the race.
48.683
Extraordinary scenes.
53.125
That has come off.
57.933
The Kidney is out, and Long John did it.
1:04.667
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
1:06.167
Custard is out.
1:11.017
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
1:16.108
Chunk leaves something behind.
1:17.608
The Heel is out, and Damp Kevin did it.
1:22.017
Up it goes.
1:30.192
You do not see that every day.
1:35.375
Up it goes.
1:40.200
Chunk is in trouble.
1:45.842
Wide Load is airborne!
1:49.042
Chunk is out.
1:56.358
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
2:02.117
They felt that in the back row.
2:10.250
And it all goes wrong.
2:17.200
That is real damage.
2:21.342
Puck Yeah will not be back.
2:25.842
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:30.683
That is a long way off the ground.
2:32.183
Lil Nugget will not be back.
2:36.925
Old Gristle is losing bits.
2:50.050
You do not see that every day.
2:59.917
Up it goes.
3:01.417
Last lap.
3:14.392
That is a long way off the ground.
3:19.683
Wide Load is coming to the flag.
3:21.183
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:22.683
Wide Load takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 19.825 Old Gristle 19.825
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 41.517 Wide Load 21.416
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:06.925 Puck Yeah 22.883
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:28.692 Old Gristle 21.767
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:50.283 Old Gristle 21.591
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:13.467 Wide Load 19.850
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:37.017 Old Gristle 23.550
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:01.325 Wide Load 23.133
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 3:22.683 Wide Load 19.058
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 9 1/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 12 1/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 15 1/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 16 0/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 18 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 19 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 21 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
246 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 13-4-7-5-7.
13.87
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
228 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 14-1-13-7-15.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
212 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 9-12-6-2-1.
33.75
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
234 starts, 43 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 8-3-4-6-5.
3.69
22
Butter Bean The Beans
240 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 12-9-5-11-16.
67.15
6
The Kidney The Beans
226 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 7-11-13-13-7.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
229 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 14-8-4-10-8.
29.65
4
Radiator Basement Heat
252 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 13-14-12-9-16.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
231 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 13-5-11-6-11.
115.60
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
237 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 6-9-3-14-14.
64.08
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
245 starts, 59 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 5-5-2-12-8.
4.74
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
196 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 2-14-9-5-13.
219.30
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
225 starts, 6 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 2-15-10-16-14.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
248 starts, 52 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-2-2-6-5.
2.18
21
Custard The Soft Boys
227 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 10-1-4-10-4.
71.07
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
228 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 16-16-14-15-13.
219.30

Course preview

6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
14m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.

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