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Derby · Season 10 · Round 28

The Dogbone — Team Pack Race

Dogbone Junction · The Dogbone · 143 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
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Carnage — Custard survives to win

Custard took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. The Heel finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:11.675 — 15 +14 25 9.9
2 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:12.067 +0.39 4 +2 6 9.2
3 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:12.408 +0.73 1 -2 9 9.2
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:12.550 +0.88 3 -1 5 9.1
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:15.083 +3.41 2 -3 5 9.2
6 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:16.783 +5.11 10 +4 38 10.1
7 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:20.433 +8.76 12 +5 31 10.2
8 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:22.633 +10.96 14 +6 36 9.9
9 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:24.242 +12.57 6 -3 15 9.8
10 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:24.442 +12.77 5 -5 17 9.5
11 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:25.450 +13.78 8 -3 21 9.5
— Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 32 10.3
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -2 32 10.3
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -1 20 10.0
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -8 12 9.5
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 12 9.6
5.458
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 4-3-2-6-3.
9.917
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
19.550
Lil Nugget takes the lead.
23.992
They will not want to see that again.
30.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
37.425
Oh, that is a big one.
43.317
Puck Yeah is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-8.
50.050
Look at Puck Yeah go.
54.933
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 3-1-8-1-1.
59.858
There is nothing protecting Yolk now.
1:05.075
That is a long way off the ground.
1:10.050
Lil Nugget is losing places.
1:14.550
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 3-1-8-1-1.
1:22.433
Yolk is out. Recent finishes: 5-6-4-4-5.
1:27.392
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:31.925
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
1:36.625
Chunk is losing bits.
1:41.167
They will not want to see that again.
1:45.792
It is coming apart now.
1:47.292
And that is Pilot Light finished.
1:49.750
Damp Kevin has put Puck Yeah out.
1:55.475
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
2:00.050
Floppy Joe is on the move.
2:07.092
And it all goes wrong.
2:13.225
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:19.417
They felt that in the back row.
2:28.292
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:31.108
That is Wide Load taking Chunk with them.
2:33.942
And that is Lil Nugget finished.
2:45.758
There goes a piece of Custard.
2:47.258
One to go.
2:51.592
That is a long way off the ground.
3:06.275
Old Gristle is airborne!
3:08.675
Custard has it.
3:10.175
Nothing in it!
3:11.675
It is Custard!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 22.792 Custard 22.792
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 47.350 Puck Yeah 23.475
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 1:11.325 Old Gristle 22.525
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 1:34.150 Custard 22.825
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 1:58.317 Long John 22.633
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 2:22.167 Old Gristle 23.283
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 2:46.017 The Heel 22.492
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 3:11.675 Honey Mustard 23.391
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 6 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 8 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 17 1/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 18 1/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 19 2/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 20 1/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 22 1/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 26 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
229 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 13-14-1-13-7.
97.51
7
Long John The Noodles
247 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-13-4-7-5.
6.59
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
234 starts, 43 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 8-3-4-6-5.
2.23
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
213 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 5-9-12-6-2.
7.40
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
227 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 13-8-10-13-11.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
241 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 9-12-9-5-11.
107.22
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
211 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 15-16-13-15-15.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
229 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 14-8-4-10-8.
50.24
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
231 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 13-5-11-6-11.
148.95
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
237 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 6-9-3-14-14.
69.46
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
196 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 2-14-9-5-13.
219.30
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
245 starts, 59 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 5-5-2-12-8.
11.28
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
226 starts, 6 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 11-2-15-10-16.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
248 starts, 52 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-2-2-6-5.
4.49
21
Custard The Soft Boys
228 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 12-10-1-4-10.
37.67
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
229 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 16-16-16-14-15.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 143 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.

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