Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 10 · Round 29

The Rink — Team Pack Race

The Cold Store · The Rink · 124 m · 16 competitors No grip Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Lil Nugget finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:55.592 13 +12 25 11.8
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:00.158 +4.57 10 +8 28 11.6
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:00.533 +4.94 11 +8 23 11.0
4 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 3:01.700 +6.11 14 +10 20 10.9
5 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:05.150 +9.56 12 +7 17 10.5
6 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:09.883 +14.29 9 +3 29 10.9
7 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:17.208 +21.62 15 +8 27 10.0
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:26.817 +31.23 3 -5 7 9.3
9 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:30.925 +35.33 6 -3 21 9.9
10 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:31.125 +35.53 1 -9 15 9.5
11 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:31.383 +35.79 4 -7 13 9.6
Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans 5 -7 19 9.9
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -11 13 9.6
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -6 12 9.9
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -8 12 9.6
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 0 12 9.8
2.850
Yolk takes the lead. Career record: 9 wins from 313, average finish 5.5.
8.100
A new leader — Puck Yeah.
12.817
That is a long way off the ground.
17.892
They will not want to see that again.
22.442
Extraordinary scenes.
27.592
Chunk is losing bits.
32.275
There goes a piece of Radiator. Recent finishes: 5-5-10-6-8.
37.083
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-1-1.
42.517
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
50.050
Big Randy is coming through. Recent finishes: 6-9-8-9-5.
54.358
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits.
1:00.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:05.025
That was always going to happen.
1:10.050
They will not want to see that again.
1:14.483
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-1-1.
1:18.958
Chunk is airborne!
1:23.800
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe.
1:28.733
Yolk leaves something behind.
1:33.800
A new leader — The Coaster.
1:38.125
They felt that in the back row.
1:44.083
Gravy leaves something behind.
1:49.600
There goes a piece of Radiator.
1:51.100
Second Sock has put Yolk out.
1:55.658
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
2:00.250
Stripped to the shell.
2:05.925
That has come off.
2:11.200
That is a long way off the ground.
2:16.592
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:26.600
That was always going to happen.
2:32.150
And that is Radiator finished.
2:36.458
Floppy Joe will not take much more.
2:38.842
Last lap.
2:40.342
Pilot Light will not be back.
2:47.392
Up it goes.
2:48.892
Floppy Joe is out, and Chunk did it.
2:52.592
The Coaster has it.
2:55.592
The Coaster takes it!
3:00.358
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:06.042
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:13.042
They will not want to see that again.
3:32.200
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Slick Puck Yeah 16.600 Puck Yeah 16.600
Smooth Descent Slick Puck Yeah 33.767 Puck Yeah 17.167
Smooth Descent Slick Puck Yeah 53.517 Yolk 17.808
Smooth Descent Slick Lil Nugget 1:12.117 The Coaster 16.658
Smooth Descent Slick Puck Yeah 1:29.725 Puck Yeah 15.158
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 1:47.150 The Coaster 16.983
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 2:03.092 The Coaster 15.942
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 2:23.050 Lil Nugget 14.733
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 2:38.842 The Coaster 15.792
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 2:55.592 Gravy 14.716
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 5 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 8 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 8 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 19 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 21 1/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 23 1/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 23 1/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
226 starts, 14 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 11-1-15-9-7.
20.81
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
230 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 14-13-14-1-13.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
247 starts, 37 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 5-7-2-8-5.
3.22
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
235 starts, 43 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 7-8-3-4-6.
3.10
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
227 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 13-8-10-13-11.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
242 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 12-9-12-9-5.
84.33
4
Radiator Basement Heat
253 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-13-14-12-9.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
212 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 15-15-16-13-15.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
229 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 2-6-11-11-15.
15.08
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
231 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 13-5-11-6-11.
47.71
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
246 starts, 30 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 1-4-1-6-9.
4.47
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
196 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 2-14-9-5-13.
63.52
3
The Coaster The Pucks
234 starts, 22 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 4-10-14-8-10.
12.43
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
226 starts, 6 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 11-2-15-10-16.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
229 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 9-12-10-1-4.
35.61
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
230 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 16-16-16-16-14.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°

Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.

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