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Derby · Season 10 · Round 34

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Chunk finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:23.200 — 12 +11 35 10.7
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:40.842 +17.64 11 +9 29 10.7
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:44.100 +20.90 4 +1 6 9.6
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:45.383 +22.18 3 -1 4 9.6
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:46.633 +23.43 16 +11 26 10.6
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:00.650 +37.45 8 +2 18 9.7
— Big Randy RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -5 5 10.1
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +7 11 10.1
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +5 14 10.7
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -3 12 10.2
— The Coaster FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Lil Nugget FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.1
— Butter Bean FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.3
— Thick Rick RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.1
— Crooked Pete FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.5
1.783
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 5-6-8-5-4.
6.217
They will not want to see that again. That is 105 non-finishes in 316 career starts.
11.600
A new leader — The Lieutenant.
16.875
Up it goes.
24.058
Pilot Light leaves something behind.
28.742
That was always going to happen. That is 144 non-finishes in 316 career starts.
33.542
Puck Yeah leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-1.
37.808
Extraordinary scenes.
44.217
Pilot Light is losing bits.
48.850
Big Randy leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 7-7-11-5-6.
56.225
Tender Greg is losing bits.
1:04.000
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
1:10.658
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
1:18.850
Absolute carnage.
1:27.933
They will not want to see that again.
1:33.475
Pilot Light will not be back.
1:38.725
Tender Greg leaves something behind.
1:45.208
And it all goes wrong.
1:46.817
Puck Yeah is out.
1:52.917
They will not want to see that again.
2:00.042
That is a long way off the ground.
2:09.608
They will not want to see that again.
2:12.133
Tender Greg is out, and Tube Sock did it.
2:43.208
That has come off.
2:47.825
Up it goes.
2:58.267
The Lieutenant is airborne!
3:04.883
Last lap.
3:12.800
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:17.992
Up it goes.
3:20.200
Here comes The Lieutenant.
3:23.200
The Lieutenant takes it!
3:38.025
Chunk is airborne!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 14.075 The Lieutenant 14.075
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 31.350 Chunk 14.400
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 49.133 Chunk 17.783
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:05.200 Chunk 16.067
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:25.050 Puck Yeah 15.483
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:39.767 The Lieutenant 13.809
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:55.033 The Lieutenant 15.266
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:13.258 The Lieutenant 18.225
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:28.858 The Lieutenant 15.600
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:46.958 The Lieutenant 18.100
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:04.883 The Lieutenant 17.925
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:23.200 Chunk 17.417
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 3 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 13 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 16 1/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 20 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
227 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 7-2-16-4-9.
144.66
1
Big Randy The Noodles
229 starts, 14 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 2-15-3-11-1.
37.42
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
237 starts, 31 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 5-3-7-6-1.
2.37
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
247 starts, 37 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 5-7-2-8-5.
3.10
22
Butter Bean The Beans
246 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-13-16-5-12.
138.27
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
227 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 13-8-10-13-11.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
214 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 14-13-15-15-16.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
232 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 8-14-7-14-8.
39.07
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
235 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 1-6-9-4-13.
78.10
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
232 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-7-4-6-6.
42.99
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
197 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 7-2-14-9-5.
125.95
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
245 starts, 53 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 4-14-3-1-3.
4.25
3
The Coaster The Pucks
236 starts, 22 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-12-4-10-14.
58.18
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
231 starts, 6 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 14-16-2-11-10.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
238 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.4. Last five: 15-16-10-1-14.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
231 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 10-6-9-12-10.
35.49

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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