Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 10 · Round 36

The Pinch — Team Pack Race

The Pinch Works · The Pinch · 135 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Big Randy finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:17.950 4 +3 12 10.5
2 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:18.492 +0.54 1 -1 12 10.6
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:22.125 +4.18 11 +8 32 12.0
4 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:22.342 +4.39 2 -2 12 10.8
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:23.017 +5.07 15 +10 24 11.4
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:23.067 +5.12 3 -3 13 10.5
7 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:24.758 +6.81 14 +7 33 12.0
8 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:28.792 +10.84 10 +2 37 11.9
9 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:30.967 +13.02 6 -3 12 10.6
10 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:33.425 +15.48 9 -1 41 11.4
11 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:35.308 +17.36 8 -3 21 10.9
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +4 24 11.2
Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 12 -1 23 12.1
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -9 13 10.2
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -8 13 10.4
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 -3 25 11.5
2.317
They will not want to see that again.
10.050
Squish is coming through.
18.133
You do not see that every day.
22.458
That was always going to happen.
30.050
Thick Rick is on the move.
34.450
There goes a piece of Radiator. Recent finishes: 6-5-8-14-5.
40.050
You do not see that every day.
45.150
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 2-11-2-4-2.
49.392
Oh, that is a big one.
53.808
That has come off. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-1.
59.400
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 3-7-3-2-3.
1:04.675
The Coaster leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-1.
1:08.917
Up it goes.
1:14.667
That has come off.
1:19.450
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:23.775
That has come off.
1:29.267
Up it goes.
1:33.750
That has come off.
1:38.433
They will not want to see that again.
1:45.367
Up it goes.
1:52.167
Custard is losing bits.
1:58.025
There is nothing left of it.
2:02.225
Up it goes.
2:07.225
That is a long way off the ground.
2:08.725
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
2:11.167
Crawlspace has put Radiator out.
2:15.400
A new leader — Squish.
2:20.008
There is nothing protecting Squish now.
2:24.875
Big Randy leaves something behind.
2:30.842
Chunk has nothing left on it.
2:35.250
That has come off.
2:39.925
That is a long way off the ground.
2:44.717
Chunk is airborne!
2:46.217
Damp Kevin has put Squish out.
2:50.417
That is a long way off the ground.
2:51.917
And that is Refried Ron finished.
2:55.775
One to go.
2:57.275
Chunk is out, and Sweaty Gerald did it.
3:01.575
Oh, that is a big one.
3:06.217
Up it goes.
3:10.892
That is a long way off the ground.
3:14.950
Here comes Damp Kevin.
3:17.950
Damp Kevin takes it!
3:22.200
It is coming apart now.
3:28.692
Stubbs is airborne!
3:35.208
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 18.725 The Lieutenant 18.725
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 42.767 The Coaster 21.275
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:02.533 The Lieutenant 19.766
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:24.092 Squish 21.133
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:46.775 Squish 21.300
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:10.867 Stubbs 20.375
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 2:31.983 Squish 20.466
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:55.775 Big Randy 20.792
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:17.950 Big Randy 21.675
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 6 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 16 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 17 1/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 18 2/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 23 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 23 1/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 26 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
229 starts, 14 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 2-15-3-11-1.
14.50
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
234 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 3-15-11-2-14.
106.92
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
247 starts, 37 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 5-7-2-8-5.
2.90
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
240 starts, 44 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 4-4-3-5-1.
2.08
5
Refried Ron The Beans
234 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 9-15-12-13-16.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
228 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 10-13-8-10-13.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
257 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 16-15-11-9-14.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
238 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 2-11-11-10-10.
88.21
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
232 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-7-4-6-6.
26.80
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
231 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 9-12-2-6-11.
68.52
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
245 starts, 53 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 4-14-3-1-3.
7.31
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
199 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 13-10-7-2-14.
219.30
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
233 starts, 6 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 14-8-14-16-2.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
236 starts, 22 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-12-4-10-14.
100.89
21
Custard The Soft Boys
233 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 1-12-10-6-9.
51.63
2
Squish The Soft Boys
236 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.8. Last five: 10-13-15-7-13.
219.30

Course preview

6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.

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