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Derby · Season 10 · Round 37

Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race

Washboard Yard · Washboard Ring · 135 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Stubbs finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:29.267 — 11 +10 35 12.1
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:40.133 +10.87 10 +8 55 11.6
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:45.133 +15.87 4 +1 56 11.2
4 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:49.850 +20.58 9 +5 54 12.2
— Damp Kevin RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -2 54 10.8
— The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +8 27 12.7
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +6 26 12.3
— The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -3 29 10.6
— Big Randy WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -7 21 10.3
— Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -2 32 10.9
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +1 18 11.4
— Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +4 23 11.1
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +2 19 11.8
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -8 13 9.9
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 12 10.7
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -9 11 9.8
1.833
There is nothing left of it.
6.558
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 5-2-3-2-7.
12.250
Custard goes to the front.
17.208
That has come off. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-1.
22.133
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 9-2-11-2-4.
26.775
You do not see that every day.
28.308
Thick Rick has put Pilot Light out. Recent finishes: 13-6-6-13-14.
33.408
Floppy Joe is out, and Second Sock did it.
38.125
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 9-2-11-2-4.
42.983
They will not want to see that again.
48.083
It is coming apart now.
50.525
That is Thick Rick taking Refried Ron with them.
53.700
Squish will not be back.
58.933
Chunk leaves something behind.
1:04.783
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:10.050
They felt that in the back row.
1:12.383
Stubbs has put Custard out.
1:13.883
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:19.533
That has come off.
1:26.650
That is a long way off the ground.
1:30.933
There is nothing protecting Crawlspace now.
1:37.350
That has come off.
1:41.642
Thick Rick is losing bits.
1:44.417
The Kidney has put Crawlspace out.
1:45.917
That is Second Sock taking Big Randy with them.
1:50.608
Stubbs is airborne!
1:56.250
A new leader — Puck Yeah.
2:01.408
Puck Yeah is in trouble.
2:04.617
Puck Yeah is out.
2:09.717
Stripped to the shell.
2:12.092
The Kidney is out.
2:18.400
Up it goes.
2:27.400
There is nothing left of it.
2:32.317
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:36.975
Up it goes.
2:42.217
Up it goes.
2:47.675
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:53.358
And that is The Coaster finished.
2:57.733
Gravy is airborne!
3:08.842
Last lap.
3:16.367
Up it goes.
3:25.275
That is a long way off the ground.
3:26.267
Gravy has it.
3:29.267
It is Gravy!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 23.033 Chunk 23.033
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 45.592 Gravy 21.983
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:11.025 Puck Yeah 19.283
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:34.267 Stubbs 22.442
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 1:57.950 Puck Yeah 22.300
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:19.858 Gravy 21.133
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:45.300 Stubbs 23.767
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:08.842 Gravy 23.542
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:29.267 Gravy 20.425
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 6 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 8 1/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 12 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 13 0/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 22 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 24 0/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 25 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
235 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 13-3-15-11-2.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles
230 starts, 14 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 10-2-15-3-11.
26.77
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
241 starts, 44 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 11-4-4-3-5.
2.56
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
248 starts, 37 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 8-5-7-2-8.
2.73
6
The Kidney The Beans
234 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 13-9-12-13-10.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
234 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 9-15-12-13-16.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
216 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 14-15-14-13-15.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
238 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 2-11-11-10-10.
70.00
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
232 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-7-4-6-6.
10.71
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
232 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-9-12-2-6.
18.46
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
250 starts, 31 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 3-13-1-8-1.
9.46
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
200 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 5-13-10-7-2.
126.74
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
234 starts, 6 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 4-14-8-14-16.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
237 starts, 23 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 1-8-12-4-10.
25.77
2
Squish The Soft Boys
236 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.8. Last five: 10-13-15-7-13.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
234 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-1-12-10-6.
54.27

Course preview

6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
14m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.

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