Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 10 · Round 38

The Dogbone — Team Pack Race

Dogbone Junction · The Dogbone · 143 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Crooked Pete survives to win

Crooked Pete took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Tube Sock finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:09.667 2 +1 4 9.3
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:10.433 +0.77 3 +1 7 9.4
3 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:11.592 +1.93 1 -2 5 9.2
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:18.317 +8.65 4 0 9 9.1
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:19.000 +9.33 16 +11 24 10.2
6 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:22.333 +12.67 14 +8 39 10.5
7 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:23.075 +13.41 13 +6 27 9.7
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:23.333 +13.67 5 -3 12 9.4
9 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:24.942 +15.28 10 +1 42 11.1
10 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:28.550 +18.88 8 -2 20 9.4
11 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:33.750 +24.08 9 -2 37 10.2
Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 12 0 28 10.6
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -7 14 9.5
Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 11 -3 29 10.7
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -8 12 9.4
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 -1 10 9.7
6.700
That has come off. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-1-1.
11.058
There is nothing left of it.
15.400
The Coaster goes to the front. Career record: 154 wins from 313, average finish 3.1.
19.950
Chunk takes the lead. Career record: 85 wins from 320, average finish 3.7.
24.567
Extraordinary scenes.
30.050
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 7-12-7-16-7.
35.167
You do not see that every day.
39.433
That has come off.
47.117
Tender Greg is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-4-4-6-3.
51.808
That has come off.
56.900
A new leader — Custard.
1:02.492
Tender Greg leaves something behind.
1:07.283
That is a long way off the ground.
1:11.842
That has come off.
1:16.742
Pilot Light leaves something behind.
1:21.475
Gravy is losing bits.
1:26.775
That is Chunk taking Tender Greg with them.
1:34.167
That is a long way off the ground.
1:39.467
That has come off.
1:44.208
There is nothing left of it.
1:48.717
Refried Ron leaves something behind.
1:53.250
They will not want to see that again.
1:57.683
Up it goes.
2:03.200
Up it goes.
2:06.358
That is The Coaster taking Pilot Light with them.
2:08.242
Chunk is out, and Wide Load did it.
2:16.625
Custard leaves something behind.
2:22.933
Gravy is losing bits.
2:30.842
Look at the state of it.
2:36.417
There goes a piece of Gravy.
2:45.917
This is the last of it.
2:50.292
Absolute carnage.
2:55.283
That is a long way off the ground.
2:59.642
Lil Nugget has put Refried Ron out.
3:04.100
Crooked Pete takes the lead.
3:06.192
Gravy will not be back.
3:06.667
Crooked Pete has it.
3:09.667
It is Crooked Pete!
3:16.133
Absolute carnage.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 22.583 Chunk 22.583
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 47.217 Custard 24.116
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 1:11.792 Crooked Pete 21.583
Smooth Descent Clay Crooked Pete 1:35.917 Crooked Pete 23.134
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 1:58.708 Tube Sock 22.491
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:21.917 Big Randy 23.100
Smooth Descent Clay Crooked Pete 2:45.917 Crooked Pete 22.575
Smooth Descent Clay Crooked Pete 3:09.667 Second Sock 23.559
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 4 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 6 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 13 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 20 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 21 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 21 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 25 1/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
231 starts, 14 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 6-10-2-15-3.
13.53
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
227 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 7-2-16-4-9.
61.61
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
237 starts, 31 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 5-3-7-6-1.
2.37
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
249 starts, 37 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 5-8-5-7-2.
2.93
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
230 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 11-12-10-13-8.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
234 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 9-15-12-13-16.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
217 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 15-14-15-14-13.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
238 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 2-11-11-10-10.
90.99
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
233 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-6-9-12-2.
54.25
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
238 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 2-12-7-1-6.
63.87
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
200 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 5-13-10-7-2.
219.30
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
251 starts, 32 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 1-3-13-1-8.
20.13
3
The Coaster The Pucks
238 starts, 23 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-1-8-12-4.
58.88
4
Wide Load The Pucks
253 starts, 53 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 8-1-11-5-2.
6.78
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
239 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-15-16-10-1.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
235 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 14-7-1-12-10.
48.84

Course preview

8 sections · 143 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
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10m ↓15°
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12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
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Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.

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