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Derby · Season 10 · Round 39

The Rink — Team Pack Race

The Cold Store · The Rink · 124 m · 16 competitors No grip Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:49.125 — 13 +12 16 11.4
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:52.733 +3.61 14 +12 19 11.0
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:58.267 +9.14 11 +8 17 11.0
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:04.642 +15.52 10 +6 27 11.5
5 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:06.150 +17.03 9 +4 22 10.7
6 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:16.800 +27.68 16 +10 22 10.3
— Damp Kevin RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -4 11 9.6
— Tube Sock RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -4 12 9.5
— Crawlspace RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -1 18 10.3
— The Kidney RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 5 -5 13 10.0
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -10 13 9.7
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -10 12 9.4
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -1 17 10.9
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -7 12 9.4
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 0 20 10.4
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 13 10.1
2.950
Custard takes the lead.
8.833
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 4-2-2-2-2.
15.300
A new leader — The Lieutenant.
19.650
A new leader — Wide Load. Career record: 137 wins from 296, average finish 3.4.
26.275
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 3-1-1-10-1.
30.583
Up it goes.
35.267
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 3-1-1-2-1.
40.050
Chunk is losing places.
45.042
Up it goes.
51.933
There goes a piece of Squish.
56.617
Look at the state of it.
1:02.583
Squish leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 8-4-4-15-3.
1:08.542
Chunk leaves something behind.
1:13.958
Absolute carnage.
1:21.633
That is a long way off the ground.
1:26.883
That is real damage.
1:32.175
There goes a piece of Squish.
1:37.192
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
1:38.692
That is Crooked Pete taking Refried Ron with them.
1:44.958
Stubbs is losing bits.
1:55.192
Chunk is airborne!
2:00.467
Slapper is airborne!
2:05.042
Crawlspace is losing bits.
2:09.317
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
2:14.150
Squish will not take much more.
2:19.058
Stripped to the shell.
2:23.692
And that is Squish finished.
2:28.508
That has come off.
2:31.383
Last lap.
2:32.883
Stubbs has put Chunk out.
2:40.500
Pilot Light is out, and Floppy Joe did it.
2:45.358
Absolute carnage.
2:46.125
Slapper is coming to the flag.
2:49.125
Slapper takes it!
2:56.975
That has come off.
3:01.475
Crooked Pete is in trouble.
3:11.408
That is real damage.
3:13.667
Crooked Pete is out, and Thick Rick did it.
3:15.167
The Lieutenant has put Floppy Joe out.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Slick The Lieutenant 17.058 The Lieutenant 17.058
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 34.350 Slapper 15.058
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 51.092 The Lieutenant 15.367
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 1:04.867 Slapper 13.775
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 1:22.683 Stubbs 15.508
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 1:39.892 The Lieutenant 17.000
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 1:57.267 Wide Load 15.033
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 2:13.292 Slapper 16.025
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 2:31.383 Wide Load 15.825
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 2:49.125 Stubbs 16.959
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 9 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 15 0/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 16 1/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 21 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 23 0/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 23 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
227 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 7-2-16-4-9.
180.50
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
235 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 13-3-15-11-2.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
241 starts, 44 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 11-4-4-3-5.
6.55
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
237 starts, 31 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 5-3-7-6-1.
4.73
6
The Kidney The Beans
235 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 8-13-9-12-13.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
234 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 9-15-12-13-16.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
218 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 12-15-14-15-14.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
238 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 2-11-11-10-10.
99.84
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
233 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 10-8-7-4-6.
19.09
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
234 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 9-7-6-9-12.
24.59
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
245 starts, 53 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 4-14-3-1-3.
4.63
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
201 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 11-5-13-10-7.
136.64
8
Slapper The Pucks
223 starts, 24 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 3-12-11-12-12.
49.48
4
Wide Load The Pucks
253 starts, 53 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 8-1-11-5-2.
2.47
2
Squish The Soft Boys
236 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.8. Last five: 10-13-15-7-13.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
235 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 14-7-1-12-10.
88.61

Course preview

4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°

Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.

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