Derby · Season 10 · Round 40
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win
Gravy took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Thick Rick finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:42.058 | — | 12 | +11 | 37 | 11.9 |
| 2 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:42.833 | +0.78 | 9 | +7 | 49 | 12.3 |
| 3 | Slapper | The Pucks | 3:43.717 | +1.66 | 13 | +10 | 31 | 12.1 |
| 4 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:43.958 | +1.90 | 14 | +10 | 37 | 12.0 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:46.942 | +4.88 | 4 | -1 | 20 | 10.6 |
| 6 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:47.908 | +5.85 | 3 | -3 | 16 | 10.6 |
| 7 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:57.175 | +15.12 | 5 | -2 | 22 | 10.9 |
| 8 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 4:00.133 | +18.08 | 8 | 0 | 27 | 10.8 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +2 | 29 | 12.5 |
| — | Stubbs WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | 0 | 33 | 11.8 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -9 | 13 | 10.6 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -11 | 13 | 10.3 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +2 | 20 | 11.3 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -7 | 12 | 10.1 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -9 | 13 | 10.8 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 10 | 11.3 |
3.950
A new leader — Tender Greg. Career record: 1 wins from 302, average finish 5.7.
10.050
Look at Tender Greg go. Recent finishes: 8-4-4-4-6.
15.508
The Kidney is airborne!
20.050
Look at Squish go.
25.700
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 3-4-9-2-11.
30.050
It is unravelling for Refried Ron.
35.725
Absolute carnage.
40.050
Look at Gravy go.
49.275
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-3-3-7-3.
54.042
They will not want to see that again.
1:00.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:04.925
That has come off. Recent finishes: 9-6-8-3-5.
1:10.050
Look at Tender Greg go.
1:15.025
That is Gravy taking Tender Greg with them.
1:20.050
Look at Slapper go.
1:24.508
There is nothing protecting Refried Ron now.
1:30.050
Chunk is on the move.
1:34.442
Up it goes.
1:38.658
Look at the state of it.
1:43.375
It is coming apart now.
1:47.708
That is Pilot Light taking Refried Ron with them.
1:49.208
Pilot Light is out.
1:53.833
Chunk leaves something behind.
1:55.333
Stubbs has put Squish out.
2:00.050
Extraordinary scenes.
2:04.950
Thick Rick is airborne!
2:10.075
That is real damage.
2:15.983
Look at the state of it.
2:20.808
Chunk is airborne!
2:22.308
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:23.958
Floppy Joe will not be back.
2:28.375
That has come off.
2:32.592
Up it goes.
2:39.925
Up it goes.
2:44.625
They will not want to see that again.
2:50.050
Slapper is on the move.
2:54.408
That has come off.
2:59.092
There is nothing protecting Chunk now.
3:04.325
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:09.258
That is a long way off the ground.
3:10.850
This is the last of it.
3:14.017
Chunk is out.
3:20.450
Slapper is airborne!
3:31.100
Absolute carnage.
3:36.508
Damp Kevin leaves something behind.
3:39.058
Gravy is coming to the flag.
3:42.058
Gravy wins the derby.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 23.158 | Thick Rick 23.158 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 46.467 | Thick Rick 23.309 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 1:09.950 | Wide Load 21.841 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:35.783 | Wide Load 22.100 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 2:01.667 | Stubbs 20.758 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 2:27.025 | Gravy 21.050 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 2:47.667 | Chunk 19.267 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 3:10.850 | Chunk 23.183 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 10 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 11 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 12 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 22 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
219 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 13-12-15-14-15.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
240 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.5. Last five: 15-16-15-16-10.
219.30
Course preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↑13°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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