Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 10 · Round 41

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Coaster finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:37.992 12 +11 33 11.9
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:39.608 +1.62 14 +12 31 11.9
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:42.758 +4.77 3 0 13 10.3
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:42.992 +5.00 11 +7 32 12.0
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:43.842 +5.85 4 -1 19 10.6
6 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:47.025 +9.03 9 +3 40 11.7
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:50.725 +12.73 13 +6 43 11.6
8 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 4:08.125 +30.13 10 +2 48 11.3
Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +6 25 11.0
Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -2 32 10.4
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -10 11 10.5
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -6 16 9.9
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -11 13 10.4
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +2 12 10.9
The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -10 16 10.7
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -9 11 10.1
2.300
A new leader — Tender Greg.
7.292
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 2-2-4-2-5.
16.992
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
22.500
A new leader — The Coaster.
29.650
They will not want to see that again.
34.733
Oh, that is a big one.
39.117
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
44.425
That is a long way off the ground.
48.700
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete. Recent finishes: 8-9-6-8-3.
55.050
That was always going to happen.
1:00.050
The Lieutenant is coming through.
1:04.317
That is a long way off the ground.
1:09.517
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 7-8-5-15-7.
1:11.017
That is The Kidney taking Pilot Light with them. Recent finishes: 5-12-7-13-6.
1:16.958
Crooked Pete has nothing left on it. Recent finishes: 8-9-6-8-3.
1:21.842
Up it goes.
1:26.333
And it all goes wrong.
1:32.458
There is nothing protecting Tender Greg now.
1:37.975
Custard leaves something behind.
1:42.358
Tender Greg is out, and Floppy Joe did it.
1:45.325
Thick Rick has put The Kidney out.
1:47.083
Crooked Pete will not be back.
1:56.700
The Coaster is losing bits.
2:03.025
Up it goes.
2:12.700
That is a long way off the ground.
2:18.525
Crawlspace is losing bits.
2:22.858
You do not see that every day.
2:27.917
Look at the state of it.
2:35.117
Refried Ron will not take much more.
2:41.692
They will not want to see that again.
2:45.400
And that is Refried Ron finished.
2:51.342
The Coaster is airborne!
2:56.542
And that is Floppy Joe finished.
3:01.450
Gravy takes the lead.
3:06.042
That is a long way off the ground.
3:10.933
Crawlspace has nothing left on it.
3:16.400
Stubbs leaves something behind.
3:18.242
Last lap.
3:23.350
That is a long way off the ground.
3:28.067
Gravy leaves something behind.
3:34.992
Gravy is coming to the flag.
3:35.825
It is coming apart now.
3:37.992
Gravy wins the derby.
3:40.350
Custard will not be back.
3:41.850
That is Gravy taking Crawlspace with them.
3:48.092
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
3:58.633
That is a long way off the ground.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Tender Greg 17.042 Tender Greg 17.042
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 34.158 The Coaster 16.000
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 50.300 The Coaster 15.917
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 1:07.208 Gravy 15.817
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 1:25.875 Wide Load 16.275
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 1:44.217 Thick Rick 17.975
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:01.658 The Coaster 17.441
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:21.392 The Lieutenant 16.116
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:38.367 Gravy 16.059
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:57.667 Wide Load 16.233
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:18.242 The Lieutenant 18.550
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:37.992 The Lieutenant 16.175
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 8 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 9 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 14 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 23 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 24 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
235 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 13-3-15-11-2.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
227 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 7-2-16-4-9.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
237 starts, 31 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 5-3-7-6-1.
3.48
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
252 starts, 38 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 4-1-3-5-8.
3.12
6
The Kidney The Beans
236 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 15-8-13-9-12.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
234 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 9-15-12-13-16.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
219 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 13-12-15-14-15.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
238 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 2-11-11-10-10.
121.96
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
235 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 1-10-10-8-7.
22.74
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
234 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 9-7-6-9-12.
42.01
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
246 starts, 53 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-4-14-3-1.
4.91
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
254 starts, 32 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 9-16-2-1-3.
39.93
4
Wide Load The Pucks
253 starts, 53 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 8-1-11-5-2.
5.42
3
The Coaster The Pucks
240 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 9-1-8-1-8.
36.03
21
Custard The Soft Boys
237 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 13-14-14-7-1.
165.81
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
240 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.5. Last five: 15-16-15-16-10.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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