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Derby · Season 10 · Round 44

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Lieutenant finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:26.683 — 11 +10 25 11.2
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:34.992 +8.31 12 +10 24 11.3
3 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:42.817 +16.13 4 +1 6 9.7
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:45.700 +19.02 16 +12 23 10.3
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:45.758 +19.08 3 -2 3 10.0
6 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:46.058 +19.38 14 +8 33 10.4
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:56.908 +30.23 8 +1 27 10.1
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:58.725 +32.04 7 -1 24 10.0
— Long John RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -7 7 9.7
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +5 10 10.1
— Slapper FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.4
— Stubbs FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— The Kidney FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.2
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 2.5
— Big Randy FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.5
1.783
You do not see that every day.
6.142
There is nothing left of it.
13.367
The Heel leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 6-2-5-6-7.
20.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
27.325
Tender Greg is losing bits.
32.800
They will not want to see that again.
43.092
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 6-4-8-4-4.
50.050
Look at Long John go. Recent finishes: 8-6-8-13-7.
57.433
There is nothing left of it.
1:02.750
The Lieutenant is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-2-2-4-2.
1:07.467
It is coming apart now. Recent finishes: 6-4-8-4-4.
1:11.975
Up it goes.
1:13.475
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:28.275
Crawlspace is losing bits.
1:33.208
Look at the state of it.
1:39.850
Sweaty Gerald has stalled.
1:46.525
That has come off.
1:56.817
They will not want to see that again.
2:02.075
Up it goes.
2:07.575
Wide Load is airborne!
2:17.508
Up it goes.
2:25.792
That is a long way off the ground.
2:32.642
Stopped, and in the way.
2:44.700
Old Gristle takes the lead.
2:52.625
That is a long way off the ground.
3:12.000
Last lap.
3:16.483
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:23.683
Old Gristle has it.
3:26.683
Old Gristle takes it!
3:43.825
Absolute carnage.
3:55.508
Sweaty Gerald has stalled.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 15.600 The Lieutenant 15.600
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 34.550 Wide Load 18.392
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 52.983 The Lieutenant 18.433
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:08.367 The Lieutenant 15.384
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:27.542 Old Gristle 14.350
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:43.225 The Lieutenant 15.683
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:00.650 Wide Load 14.108
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:20.100 Old Gristle 16.275
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:37.258 The Lieutenant 17.158
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:53.300 Old Gristle 13.825
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:12.000 The Lieutenant 17.333
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:26.683 Old Gristle 14.683
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 3 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 8 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 14 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 15 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 17 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 24 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
236 starts, 14 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 2-7-8-6-6.
32.94
7
Long John The Noodles
258 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 7-4-4-9-5.
24.04
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
255 starts, 38 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 6-4-3-4-1.
3.20
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
223 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 5-5-13-2-11.
11.08
6
The Kidney The Beans
236 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 15-8-13-9-12.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
235 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 9-13-16-10-7.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
237 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 6-2-10-11-5.
31.73
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
240 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 11-11-2-11-11.
99.88
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
236 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-10-9-7-6.
104.68
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
245 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 2-6-9-7-14.
115.92
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
253 starts, 61 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 7-4-7-2-6.
5.15
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
248 starts, 54 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-1-3-4-14.
3.86
8
Slapper The Pucks
226 starts, 24 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 7-14-8-3-12.
146.41
4
Wide Load The Pucks
253 starts, 53 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 8-1-11-5-2.
8.18
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
241 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.4. Last five: 8-15-16-15-16.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
240 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 5-8-5-13-14.
48.31

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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