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Derby · Season 10 · Round 45

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Slapper wins at Kidney Flats

Slapper took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:26.500 — 14 +13 26 12.2
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:28.992 +2.49 12 +10 25 12.5
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:30.108 +3.61 4 +1 5 10.2
4 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:30.308 +3.81 1 -3 3 10.6
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:30.525 +4.03 11 +6 25 12.3
6 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:31.175 +4.68 13 +7 32 12.3
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:31.525 +5.03 2 -5 2 10.6
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:32.367 +5.87 3 -5 6 10.5
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:36.608 +10.11 9 0 28 12.2
10 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:37.950 +11.45 10 0 30 11.1
11 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:42.100 +15.60 7 -4 9 10.8
12 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:44.325 +17.83 15 +3 18 11.5
13 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:47.700 +21.20 6 -7 12 10.6
14 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:48.117 +21.62 8 -6 11 10.5
15 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:51.192 +24.69 5 -10 7 10.2
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 12 11.1
3.750
Tender Greg goes to the front. Career record: 1 wins from 306, average finish 5.7.
9.975
The Coaster is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-1.
15.950
The Lieutenant takes the lead.
20.408
Tender Greg is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-4-6-4-8.
25.600
Old Gristle goes to the front.
30.050
Look at Old Gristle go.
35.558
That has come off.
40.050
Tender Greg is losing places.
50.050
Slapper is on the move.
55.958
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 6-1-1-1-3.
1:01.025
That is a long way off the ground.
1:18.483
Slapper is airborne!
1:24.583
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 5-4-6-4-8.
1:28.858
That has come off.
1:39.342
There goes a piece of Slapper.
1:44.967
Look at the state of it.
1:51.800
Extraordinary scenes.
1:58.358
Tender Greg is out, and Big Randy did it.
2:10.050
They felt that in the back row.
2:15.333
There is nothing left of it.
2:20.050
Look at The Lieutenant go.
2:27.125
Look at the state of it.
2:35.708
That has come off.
2:40.342
You do not see that every day.
2:47.825
That is a long way off the ground.
2:54.058
Refried Ron is losing bits.
3:00.008
Last lap.
3:06.083
The Coaster is airborne!
3:12.575
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:21.667
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
3:23.500
Slapper has it.
3:26.500
Slapper takes it!
3:50.125
That has come off.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Old Gristle 25.433 Old Gristle 25.433
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 51.667 Slapper 25.500
The Hairpin Clay Slapper 1:17.192 Slapper 25.184
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:41.958 Slapper 24.766
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:09.883 The Coaster 23.708
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:35.317 The Lieutenant 24.575
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 3:00.008 Slapper 24.691
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 3:26.500 Old Gristle 23.350
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 7 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 7 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 11 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 11 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 19 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 25 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 28 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 28 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
237 starts, 14 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 9-2-7-8-6.
18.69
7
Long John The Noodles
258 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 7-4-4-9-5.
9.70
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
223 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 5-5-13-2-11.
11.34
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
256 starts, 38 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-6-4-3-4.
2.81
5
Refried Ron The Beans
236 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 14-14-9-15-12.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
254 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 12-13-5-2-12.
156.28
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
241 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 10-11-11-2-11.
196.59
1
The Unit Basement Heat
237 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 6-2-10-11-5.
61.84
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
239 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-10-6-14-1.
35.28
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
237 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 2-8-10-9-7.
35.60
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
253 starts, 61 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 7-4-7-2-6.
5.89
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
248 starts, 54 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-1-3-4-14.
4.27
3
The Coaster The Pucks
243 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 6-7-11-9-1.
29.63
8
Slapper The Pucks
226 starts, 24 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 7-14-8-3-12.
126.22
21
Custard The Soft Boys
241 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 12-5-8-5-13.
110.37
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
241 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.4. Last five: 8-15-16-15-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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