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Derby · Season 10 · Round 8

The Dogbone — Team Pack Race

Dogbone Junction · The Dogbone · 143 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Floppy Joe survives to win

Floppy Joe took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Damp Kevin finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:05.067 — 2 +1 9 9.7
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:07.592 +2.53 4 +2 7 9.1
3 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:11.275 +6.21 1 -2 7 9.3
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:11.342 +6.28 15 +11 15 10.1
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:12.500 +7.43 3 -2 7 9.4
6 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:18.392 +13.33 14 +8 36 9.9
7 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:18.567 +13.50 10 +3 37 10.4
8 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:20.017 +14.95 13 +5 29 10.1
9 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:20.933 +15.87 12 +3 31 10.7
10 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:20.983 +15.92 5 -5 19 9.8
11 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:23.375 +18.31 9 -2 41 10.3
12 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:24.492 +19.43 6 -6 23 9.1
13 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:25.458 +20.39 7 -6 18 10.1
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -3 34 10.6
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -7 12 9.4
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 11 10.6
4.700
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 2-4-1-1-1.
10.050
The Coaster is losing places.
14.333
That has come off.
19.742
Tender Greg leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-4-5-8-5.
24.233
There is nothing left of it.
30.050
Look at the state of it.
36.250
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
41.333
That has come off.
46.258
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 3-5-3-12-1.
52.725
Chunk is losing bits.
57.025
Slapper is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-4-1-1-1.
1:01.908
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 4-4-5-8-5.
1:07.175
Absolute carnage.
1:14.808
Tender Greg is out.
1:19.308
Extraordinary scenes.
1:29.200
Oh, that is a big one.
1:33.800
They felt that in the back row.
1:42.092
That is a long way off the ground.
1:47.525
They will not want to see that again.
1:56.217
And it all goes wrong.
2:01.325
Oh, that is a big one.
2:08.350
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:15.117
There is nothing left of it.
2:22.092
Oh, that is a big one.
2:29.208
Look at the state of it.
2:34.508
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:41.108
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
2:42.608
Last lap.
2:47.292
There goes a piece of Gravy.
2:51.658
Up it goes.
2:59.183
That has come off.
3:02.067
Floppy Joe is coming to the flag.
3:05.067
It is Floppy Joe!
3:09.383
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
3:14.450
They felt that in the back row.
3:16.150
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:20.608
That is a long way off the ground.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 20.283 Slapper 20.283
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 44.708 Damp Kevin 23.117
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 1:10.350 Floppy Joe 22.833
Smooth Descent Clay Floppy Joe 1:33.767 Floppy Joe 22.892
Smooth Descent Clay Floppy Joe 1:57.125 Damp Kevin 22.692
Smooth Descent Clay Floppy Joe 2:19.883 Lil Nugget 20.375
Smooth Descent Clay Floppy Joe 2:42.342 Custard 22.109
Smooth Descent Clay Floppy Joe 3:05.067 Thick Rick 22.484
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 4 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 14 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 18 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 20 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 22 2/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 23 1/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 28 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
214 starts, 13 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 16-7-8-10-3.
20.86
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
223 starts, 8 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 13-3-6-15-11.
123.47
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
237 starts, 37 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-5-3-2-7.
2.39
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
221 starts, 41 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-3-6-1-10.
1.84
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
214 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 12-14-16-8-13.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
227 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-9-13-5-11.
140.37
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
220 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 7-6-10-11-11.
112.02
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
202 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 15-16-15-13-15.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
223 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 12-10-6-8-14.
191.49
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
216 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-4-9-3-6.
37.50
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
189 starts, 6 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 14-1-16-11-14.
219.30
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
236 starts, 27 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-4-9-6-3.
40.34
3
The Coaster The Pucks
221 starts, 21 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-5-2-4-7.
59.49
8
Slapper The Pucks
210 starts, 23 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-15-11-13-10.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
221 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-5-9-4-6.
37.58
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
223 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 12-16-10-16-15.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 143 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.

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