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The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Butter Bean wins at The Mezzanine

Butter Bean took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Beans. Chunk finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1:04.633 — 6 +5 4 4.0
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 1:02.625 — 12 +10 0 4.1
3 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 56.158 — 3 0 0 9.9
4 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 53.442 — 9 +5 9 11.4
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 43.725 — 2 -3 0 16.7
6 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 37.317 — 14 +8 1 18.0
7 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 32.150 — 16 +9 2 17.8
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 27.592 — 1 -7 2 18.9
9 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 24.208 — 7 -2 4 18.7
10 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 24.075 — 4 -6 4 20.7
11 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 20.508 — 11 0 1 18.9
12 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 20.283 — 15 +3 1 18.4
13 The Kidney BEA The Beans 18.608 — 5 -8 6 17.8
14 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 14.208 — 8 -6 0 18.7
15 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 11.692 — 10 -5 2 19.4
16 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 10.675 — 13 -3 2 18.9
0.000
Here we go. Recent finishes: 5-9-6-7-5.
6.000
Less of it every time you look.
7.617
And it all goes wrong.
7.908
That is as close as it gets. Recent finishes: 8-2-1-7-1.
9.200
They will not want to see that again.
10.675
In goes Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 8-2-1-7-1.
10.750
Another panel gone.
12.075
Stubbs is gone. Recent finishes: 6-4-3-5-3.
12.275
Less of it every time you look.
13.783
And it all goes wrong.
14.208
The Unit goes in. Recent finishes: 3-11-5-5-4.
15.258
Less of it every time you look.
16.708
You do not see that every day.
17.817
It is chaos out there.
18.133
Another panel gone.
19.217
The Kidney is gone.
19.542
Less of it every time you look.
20.617
In goes Yolk.
20.917
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
22.017
In goes Old Gristle.
22.275
The floor is getting smaller.
23.617
Less of it every time you look.
24.075
Damp Kevin goes in.
24.933
And it all goes wrong.
25.475
That is Pilot Light finished.
26.233
They will not want to see that again.
27.517
Another panel gone.
27.592
That is Long John finished.
28.775
Less of it every time you look.
30.017
The floor is getting smaller.
31.083
Custard is in trouble here.
31.242
The floor is getting smaller.
32.450
That is the sport, right there.
32.483
Custard is gone.
33.642
Less of it every time you look.
34.817
There goes another one.
35.983
There goes another one.
36.250
That is as close as it gets.
37.125
Absolute carnage.
37.650
In goes Wide Load.
38.250
The floor is getting smaller.
39.367
Less of it every time you look.
40.467
There goes another one.
41.558
Look at the state of it.
42.633
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
43.692
There goes another one.
43.725
In goes Floppy Joe.
44.742
The floor is getting smaller.
45.775
The floor is getting smaller.
46.800
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
47.808
There goes another one.
48.808
Another panel gone.
49.792
Less of it every time you look.
50.775
The floor is getting smaller.
51.733
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
52.692
Less of it every time you look.
53.442
Honey Mustard goes in.
53.642
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
54.575
Another panel gone.
55.500
Less of it every time you look.
56.158
In goes The Heel.
56.408
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
57.317
Oh dear.
57.558
Two left.
1:02.625
That is Chunk finished.
1:04.633
Butter Bean is the last one up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Floppy Joe 37.125 Floppy Joe 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate The Heel 53.642 The Heel 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 13 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 13 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 13 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 14 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 19 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 19 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 22 2/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 23 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
187 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 8-15-7-5-13.
32.13
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
217 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 16-5-9-5-2.
10.99
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
200 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 16-7-11-5-4.
25.76
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
188 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-4-4-1-16.
12.34
6
The Kidney The Beans
172 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-1-15-15-8.
18.11
22
Butter Bean The Beans
197 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 2-13-12-14-8.
11.76
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
195 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-2-11-7-10.
16.82
1
The Unit Basement Heat
199 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 11-10-7-11-15.
23.07
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
193 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 15-15-6-11-9.
33.47
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
208 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 4-9-13-15-5.
12.56
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
209 starts, 21 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-16-3-13-9.
19.54
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
198 starts, 13 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 3-13-7-11-6.
12.44
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
185 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 6-2-2-14-16.
10.44
4
Wide Load The Pucks
212 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 5-10-6-16-15.
12.21
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
185 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 10-12-16-3-11.
21.32
21
Custard The Soft Boys
195 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 1-5-8-4-16.
5.28

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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