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Floor · Season 9 · Round 16

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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Big Randy wins at The Patio

Big Randy took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Radiator finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 55.317 — 1 0 1 3.3
2 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 53.308 — 7 +5 17 10.3
3 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 49.275 — 16 +13 11 11.9
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 46.633 — 3 -1 4 13.2
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 45.642 — 5 0 0 13.9
6 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 44.892 — 13 +7 0 14.3
7 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 43.558 — 14 +7 14 15.1
8 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 37.242 — 9 +1 8 17.4
9 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 34.542 — 10 +1 11 17.5
10 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 32.833 — 4 -6 6 19.2
11 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 31.908 — 11 0 7 18.1
12 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 30.500 — 15 +3 6 18.7
13 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 29.400 — 2 -11 10 17.6
14 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 28.825 — 8 -6 12 17.5
15 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 17.008 — 6 -9 7 18.9
16 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 12.633 — 12 -4 4 18.6
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 7-7-11-5-6.
5.608
That is as close as it gets. Recent finishes: 6-13-14-8-9.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.517
There goes another one.
9.000
Less of it every time you look.
9.333
Nowhere left for The Lieutenant to go.
10.467
There goes another one.
11.900
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
12.633
That is The Lieutenant finished.
13.308
Less of it every time you look.
14.692
Less of it every time you look.
16.058
Another panel gone.
17.008
Sweaty Gerald goes in.
17.400
Less of it every time you look.
18.717
Another panel gone.
20.017
That is the sport, right there.
21.292
Well, that was always going to happen.
22.550
You do not see that every day.
23.792
There goes another one.
25.008
The floor is getting smaller.
26.208
It is chaos out there.
27.400
The floor is getting smaller.
28.567
The floor is getting smaller.
28.825
Pilot Light is gone. Recent finishes: 6-13-14-8-9.
29.717
There goes another one.
30.225
Floppy Joe goes in. Recent finishes: 12-5-10-6-10.
30.850
There goes another one.
31.625
Squish is gone. Recent finishes: 15-3-4-8-8.
31.967
Another panel gone.
33.025
In goes Gravy.
33.075
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
34.167
Less of it every time you look.
34.425
Second Sock is gone.
35.242
The floor is getting smaller.
35.825
Lil Nugget is gone.
36.300
Less of it every time you look.
37.242
Thick Rick goes in.
37.350
Less of it every time you look.
38.383
You do not see that every day.
39.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
40.408
Well, that was always going to happen.
41.408
They will not want to see that again.
42.392
No idea what happened there.
43.367
Less of it every time you look.
43.558
The Coaster is gone.
44.325
The floor is getting smaller.
44.958
In goes Puck Yeah.
45.275
And it all goes wrong.
46.208
The floor is getting smaller.
46.358
Refried Ron is gone.
47.142
The floor is getting smaller.
47.758
That is Damp Kevin finished.
48.058
Another panel gone.
48.967
The floor is getting smaller.
49.275
Tender Greg is gone.
49.867
Less of it every time you look.
50.675
One panel each.
50.750
Less of it every time you look.
51.625
And it all goes wrong.
52.500
Less of it every time you look.
53.308
Radiator goes in.
53.358
Less of it every time you look.
54.208
Another panel gone.
55.317
It is Big Randy!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 13 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 14 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 14 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 15 2/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 16 2/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 17 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 20 2/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
194 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 8-10-7-2-13.
14.38
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
222 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 15-13-5-16-5.
24.77
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
195 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 10-8-14-12-11.
24.80
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
214 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 14-16-7-1-7.
23.97
5
Refried Ron The Beans
212 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 14-14-10-12-3.
24.02
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
209 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 9-11-16-12-1.
21.92
4
Radiator Basement Heat
180 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 6-4-13-6-10.
13.42
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
200 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 13-5-4-3-9.
12.83
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
206 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-1-6-8-12.
12.92
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
184 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 1-13-8-5-2.
5.87
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
198 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 14-7-4-9-14.
9.92
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
186 starts, 27 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 3-1-8-1-15.
5.25
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
192 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 12-2-16-10-6.
23.77
3
The Coaster The Pucks
194 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 7-15-14-16-8.
18.63
2
Squish The Soft Boys
204 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 6-16-10-16-16.
36.22
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
205 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 16-1-1-14-9.
21.75

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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