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Floor · Season 9 · Round 17

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Tube Sock wins at The Mezzanine

Tube Sock took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Damp Kevin finished second. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 59.725 — 4 +3 0 6.4
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 58.575 — 3 +1 3 6.2
3 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 56.717 — 15 +12 2 9.4
4 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 56.592 — 12 +8 0 9.7
5 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 56.583 — 14 +9 2 9.7
6 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 49.475 — 7 +1 9 13.9
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 37.067 — 2 -5 1 19.0
8 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 32.067 — 8 0 1 18.8
9 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 30.767 — 11 +2 3 19.0
10 The Kidney BEA The Beans 30.133 — 5 -5 2 19.1
11 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 24.208 — 10 -1 4 18.7
12 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 21.292 — 16 +4 2 18.6
13 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 20.833 — 6 -7 7 19.1
14 Slapper PCK The Pucks 20.500 — 13 -1 0 18.9
15 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 18.600 — 9 -6 6 17.9
16 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 14.208 — 1 -15 0 18.7
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 8-7-7-11-5.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.617
Less of it every time you look.
8.683
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 3-7-3-2-3.
9.200
Another panel gone.
10.750
Absolute carnage.
12.275
Another panel gone.
13.542
Big Randy is right on the edge.
13.783
Absolute carnage.
14.942
That is Big Randy finished. Recent finishes: 8-7-7-11-5.
15.258
Less of it every time you look.
16.708
Less of it every time you look.
18.133
Another panel gone.
18.600
Thick Rick goes in. Recent finishes: 3-7-3-2-3.
19.542
Less of it every time you look.
20.500
That is Slapper finished. Recent finishes: 1-10-1-1-1.
20.917
The floor is getting smaller.
21.900
In goes Refried Ron.
22.275
It is chaos out there.
23.300
Custard is gone.
23.617
Less of it every time you look.
24.700
In goes Stubbs.
24.933
There goes another one.
26.233
Absolute carnage.
27.517
Another panel gone.
28.017
It is chaos out there.
28.775
There goes another one.
30.017
Another panel gone.
30.133
The Kidney is gone.
31.242
Another panel gone.
31.533
That is Gravy finished.
32.450
There goes another one.
32.933
Pilot Light is gone.
33.642
Extraordinary scenes.
34.817
You do not see that every day.
35.983
Less of it every time you look.
37.067
Crooked Pete goes in.
37.125
There goes another one.
38.250
It is chaos out there.
39.367
Another panel gone.
40.467
Oh dear.
41.558
The floor is getting smaller.
42.633
No idea what happened there.
43.692
The floor is getting smaller.
44.742
The floor is getting smaller.
45.775
The floor is getting smaller.
46.800
Another panel gone.
47.808
There goes another one.
48.808
They will not want to see that again.
49.475
That is Radiator finished.
49.792
Less of it every time you look.
50.775
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
51.733
Less of it every time you look.
52.692
Less of it every time you look.
53.642
And it all goes wrong.
54.575
Another panel gone.
55.500
Less of it every time you look.
56.408
Another panel gone.
56.583
That is Puck Yeah finished.
57.317
There goes another one.
57.983
Chunk is gone.
59.383
That is Squish finished.
1:00.783
Two left.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Damp Kevin 37.125 Damp Kevin 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Damp Kevin 53.642 Damp Kevin 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 13 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 14 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 15 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 19 2/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 23 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 23 2/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 26 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
194 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 8-10-7-2-13.
15.64
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
192 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 8-4-9-7-4.
8.16
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
196 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 2-10-8-14-12.
18.37
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
188 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 9-5-11-14-11.
13.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
177 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 5-14-13-7-13.
23.80
5
Refried Ron The Beans
212 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 14-14-10-12-3.
23.56
4
Radiator Basement Heat
181 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 8-6-4-13-6.
10.89
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
200 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 13-5-4-3-9.
14.06
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
206 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-1-6-8-12.
14.08
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
211 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 1-1-15-4-9.
7.89
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
198 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 14-7-4-9-14.
8.99
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
204 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 16-6-1-7-10.
20.85
8
Slapper The Pucks
196 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 15-1-2-3-6.
13.77
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
193 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 14-12-2-16-10.
35.86
2
Squish The Soft Boys
204 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 6-16-10-16-16.
43.20
21
Custard The Soft Boys
203 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 5-7-12-15-8.
10.43

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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