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Floor · Season 9 · Round 24

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
FULL TIME Fairness
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Old Gristle wins at The Patio

Old Gristle took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Pilot Light finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 1:08.208 — 12 +11 0 2.6
2 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1:08.208 — 7 +5 0 2.9
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 53.308 — 4 +1 13 10.1
4 Long John NOO The Noodles 51.025 — 1 -3 0 11.3
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 46.592 — 5 0 9 12.8
6 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 43.075 — 9 +3 13 15.2
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 41.008 — 8 +1 6 14.9
8 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 37.250 — 14 +6 8 17.5
9 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 34.867 — 10 +1 10 17.4
10 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 32.833 — 3 -7 6 19.2
11 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 31.875 — 16 +5 4 19.2
12 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 30.500 — 15 +3 5 18.7
13 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 30.267 — 13 0 12 18.8
14 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 29.383 — 6 -8 8 19.2
15 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 24.458 — 2 -13 10 18.5
16 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 12.708 — 11 -5 4 18.7
0.000
The floor is live.
5.275
And it all goes wrong.
6.000
Less of it every time you look.
7.517
Look at the state of it.
9.000
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
9.375
No idea what happened there.
10.467
Look at the state of it.
11.900
Less of it every time you look.
12.708
In goes The Lieutenant. Recent finishes: 2-2-4-2-2.
13.308
Another panel gone.
14.692
Another panel gone.
16.058
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
17.400
Another panel gone.
18.717
Oh dear.
20.017
There goes another one.
21.292
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
22.550
There goes another one.
23.558
That is as close as it gets. Recent finishes: 8-8-6-6-5.
23.792
The floor is getting smaller.
24.958
That is Big Randy finished. Recent finishes: 8-8-6-6-5.
25.008
There goes another one.
26.208
You do not see that every day.
27.400
There goes another one.
28.567
There goes another one.
29.383
In goes Refried Ron.
29.717
The floor is getting smaller.
30.783
In goes The Coaster.
30.850
The floor is getting smaller.
31.967
Less of it every time you look.
32.183
Squish is gone.
33.075
Another panel gone.
33.583
In goes Tender Greg.
34.167
Another panel gone.
34.983
The Heel goes in.
35.242
That is the sport, right there.
36.300
Oh dear.
36.383
Stubbs goes in. Recent finishes: 12-3-3-16-1.
37.350
Another panel gone.
37.783
Wide Load goes in.
38.383
Look at the state of it.
39.400
There goes another one.
40.408
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
41.008
In goes Crawlspace. Recent finishes: 13-5-7-7-8.
41.408
The floor is getting smaller.
42.392
Another panel gone.
43.075
That is Thick Rick finished.
43.367
Another panel gone.
44.325
Extraordinary scenes.
45.275
You do not see that every day.
46.208
And it all goes wrong.
46.592
In goes The Kidney.
47.142
There goes another one.
48.058
Less of it every time you look.
48.967
There goes another one.
49.867
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
50.750
Extraordinary scenes.
51.025
Long John goes in.
51.625
There goes another one.
52.500
Less of it every time you look.
53.308
Tube Sock goes in.
53.358
The floor is getting smaller.
54.208
Oh dear.
54.708
Down to the last two.
1:08.208
It is Old Gristle!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 9 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 13 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 15 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 17 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 19 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 19 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 21 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 23 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
195 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 2-10-11-10-12.
15.81
1
Big Randy The Noodles
199 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 1-10-7-9-10.
10.37
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
207 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 3-7-9-6-16.
16.09
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
190 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 1-7-9-5-11.
10.76
6
The Kidney The Beans
181 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 15-8-7-11-5.
19.65
5
Refried Ron The Beans
213 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 5-14-14-10-12.
19.32
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
205 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 14-5-5-16-12.
23.66
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
219 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 6-12-8-11-9.
10.80
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
211 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 8-11-6-6-10.
11.77
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
213 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 8-3-1-1-15.
6.97
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
188 starts, 27 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 16-4-3-1-8.
10.31
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
218 starts, 21 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 3-16-11-12-3.
17.67
3
The Coaster The Pucks
201 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 7-9-15-16-8.
18.72
4
Wide Load The Pucks
219 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 4-12-15-2-15.
13.18
2
Squish The Soft Boys
207 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 12-13-3-6-16.
33.39
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
211 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 3-12-13-14-8.
21.55

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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