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Floor · Season 9 · Round 31

The Balcony — Team Pack Race

The Balcony · The Balcony · 24 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch
FULL TIME Fairness
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Squish wins at The Balcony

Squish took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Butter Bean finished second. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 45.675 — 15 +14 1 12.3
2 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 43.667 — 6 +4 0 16.9
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 42.742 — 4 +1 0 16.0
4 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 30.592 — 1 -3 0 21.0
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 29.417 — 16 +11 0 19.4
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 13.692 — 7 +1 1 17.5
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 11.400 — 13 +6 0 19.3
8 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 10.725 — 5 -3 0 18.6
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 10.500 — 10 +1 0 19.2
10 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 10.500 — 9 -1 0 19.2
11 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 10.400 — 3 -8 1 19.1
12 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 10.167 — 12 0 1 18.9
13 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 10.108 — 14 +1 0 19.2
14 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 9.592 — 11 -3 0 18.9
15 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 8.967 — 2 -13 1 16.8
16 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 8.458 — 8 -8 2 17.0
0.000
Here we go.
5.150
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 7-10-7-6-5.
6.500
There goes another one.
8.117
The floor is getting smaller.
8.458
Radiator is gone.
9.700
They will not want to see that again.
9.858
Crooked Pete goes in. Recent finishes: 13-6-6-4-4.
11.250
There goes another one.
11.258
In goes Gravy.
12.658
That is Puck Yeah finished. Recent finishes: 1-1-6-1-1.
12.775
The floor is getting smaller.
14.058
That is Old Gristle finished.
14.283
There goes another one.
15.458
In goes The Heel. Recent finishes: 8-8-5-13-3.
15.758
The floor is getting smaller.
16.858
In goes Honey Mustard. Recent finishes: 4-4-14-2-2.
17.208
The floor is getting smaller.
18.258
In goes Thick Rick.
18.633
The floor is getting smaller.
19.658
That is Refried Ron finished.
20.042
Another panel gone.
21.058
That is Wide Load finished.
21.417
There goes another one.
22.458
That is Crawlspace finished.
22.775
Less of it every time you look.
24.117
Less of it every time you look.
25.433
The floor is getting smaller.
26.733
Less of it every time you look.
28.017
No idea what happened there.
29.275
Another panel gone.
29.417
Custard goes in.
30.517
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
30.817
That is Floppy Joe finished.
31.742
Oh dear.
32.950
The floor is getting smaller.
34.142
There goes another one.
35.108
It is chaos out there.
35.317
There goes another one.
36.483
Less of it every time you look.
37.625
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
38.750
They will not want to see that again.
39.867
Less of it every time you look.
40.967
Another panel gone.
42.058
Absolute carnage.
42.742
Second Sock goes in.
43.133
There goes another one.
44.142
Down to the last two.
44.192
Less of it every time you look.
45.242
The floor is getting smaller.
45.542
Butter Bean goes in.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Glass Second Sock 37.625 Second Sock 37.625
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 6 2/2 8
2 BEA The Beans 10 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 14 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 19 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 19 2/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 20 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 22 2/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 26 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
234 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 6-3-2-3-13.
8.52
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
199 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 1-6-12-10-14.
8.41
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
207 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 3-7-9-6-16.
19.20
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
222 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 2-14-13-3-1.
9.03
5
Refried Ron The Beans
219 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 14-16-13-15-10.
65.49
22
Butter Bean The Beans
207 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 2-8-4-7-11.
9.78
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
221 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 3-16-6-12-8.
12.57
4
Radiator Basement Heat
189 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 1-14-6-2-2.
8.37
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
201 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-16-2-5-15.
15.50
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
216 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-10-6-3-15.
22.34
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
207 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 13-4-7-9-11.
16.35
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
218 starts, 21 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 3-16-11-12-3.
14.91
4
Wide Load The Pucks
224 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 15-2-4-14-2.
15.88
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
198 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 5-6-15-13-1.
15.05
2
Squish The Soft Boys
212 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 13-10-16-15-3.
42.78
21
Custard The Soft Boys
210 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 16-15-6-12-7.
29.21

Course preview

3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.

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