Paper Mogul Sports
Floor · Season 9 · Round 37

The Scaffold — Team Pack Race

The Scaffold · The Scaffold · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch Fast collapse Peg chaos Fast lava
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Long John wins at The Scaffold

Long John took The Scaffold — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. The Heel finished second. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Long John NOO The Noodles 31.000 2 +1 0 1.7
2 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 28.992 3 +1 0 20.4
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 18.142 12 +9 2 20.8
4 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 18.033 8 +4 0 21.4
5 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 17.233 15 +10 4 20.1
6 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 16.908 14 +8 3 19.4
7 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 15.425 6 -1 3 20.9
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 15.200 5 -3 3 19.7
9 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 13.867 16 +7 1 21.8
10 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 13.642 1 -9 1 21.1
11 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 12.542 10 -1 3 20.6
12 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 12.133 13 +1 1 20.0
13 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 11.075 7 -6 0 19.7
14 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 10.600 11 -3 3 19.3
15 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 8.108 4 -11 2 18.9
16 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 7.858 9 -7 2 19.3
0.000
Here we go. Recent finishes: 5-5-3-8-10.
4.958
Tube Sock is right on the edge. Recent finishes: 6-4-5-5-15.
5.000
There goes another one.
6.175
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
7.333
The floor is getting smaller.
7.858
Honey Mustard is gone. Recent finishes: 3-8-3-4-3.
8.467
And it all goes wrong.
9.258
Tube Sock goes in.
9.583
There goes another one.
10.658
Gravy is gone. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-2-11.
10.675
Another panel gone.
11.750
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
12.058
That is Radiator finished.
12.808
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
13.458
In goes Wide Load.
13.850
There goes another one.
14.858
Stubbs goes in.
14.875
No idea what happened there.
15.883
The floor is getting smaller.
16.258
In goes Floppy Joe. Recent finishes: 5-8-3-15-7.
16.875
It is chaos out there.
17.658
In goes Custard.
17.850
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
18.817
Absolute carnage.
19.058
That is The Kidney finished.
19.758
The floor is getting smaller.
20.458
Refried Ron goes in.
20.692
Another panel gone.
21.617
They will not want to see that again.
21.858
That is Puck Yeah finished.
22.517
There goes another one.
23.258
Squish is gone.
23.417
They will not want to see that again.
24.292
Less of it every time you look.
24.658
Crawlspace goes in.
25.167
Look at the state of it.
26.025
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
26.058
Chunk is gone.
26.867
There goes another one.
27.458
Down to the last two.
27.700
Less of it every time you look.
28.525
The floor is getting smaller.
28.992
The Heel is gone.
29.342
Less of it every time you look.
30.142
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
30.933
There goes another one.
31.000
Long John takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 11 2/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 14 2/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 15 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 17 2/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 17 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 17 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 18 2/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
234 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 6-3-2-3-13.
8.53
7
Long John The Noodles
198 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 16-8-4-2-10.
23.81
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
211 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 15-2-12-10-3.
25.31
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
199 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 2-9-15-3-8.
12.75
6
The Kidney The Beans
188 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 3-5-3-6-7.
11.15
5
Refried Ron The Beans
221 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 1-14-14-16-13.
32.67
4
Radiator Basement Heat
191 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-6-1-14-6.
13.11
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
224 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 11-16-7-3-16.
21.72
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
204 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 15-11-7-2-16.
23.49
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
222 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-3-7-9-11.
6.58
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
210 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 4-4-11-13-4.
8.13
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
213 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 7-4-10-6-4.
12.57
4
Wide Load The Pucks
228 starts, 18 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 1-16-5-8-15.
10.25
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
198 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 5-6-15-13-1.
16.46
2
Squish The Soft Boys
215 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 7-10-12-13-10.
28.92
21
Custard The Soft Boys
213 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 15-10-9-16-15.
33.05

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

The heaviest lurch and a random drop order. The one floor where standing in the middle of a full deck is not safe.

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