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Floor · Season 9 · Round 4

The Decking — Team Pack Race

The Decking · The Decking · 26 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Slapper wins at The Decking

Slapper took The Decking — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1:15.858 — 13 +12 0 0.8
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1:15.858 — 14 +12 0 2.7
3 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1:15.858 — 8 +5 0 2.9
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1:02.442 — 5 +1 1 7.4
5 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1:01.842 — 9 +4 0 9.3
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 59.925 — 1 -5 0 9.8
7 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 59.175 — 16 +9 2 10.3
8 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 54.100 — 11 +3 8 13.1
9 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 51.058 — 3 -6 4 13.4
10 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 45.467 — 7 -3 4 15.7
11 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 44.325 — 15 +4 2 16.1
12 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 40.025 — 4 -8 5 16.7
13 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 35.867 — 2 -11 11 18.2
14 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 25.450 — 12 -2 4 18.2
15 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 21.683 — 10 -5 5 18.3
16 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 20.358 — 6 -10 8 18.5
0.000
The floor is live.
7.000
Less of it every time you look.
8.725
Oh dear.
10.417
The floor is getting smaller.
12.075
Well, that was always going to happen.
13.708
The floor is getting smaller.
15.317
Less of it every time you look.
16.892
Well, that was always going to happen.
18.442
The floor is getting smaller.
19.975
Less of it every time you look.
20.358
In goes Sweaty Gerald.
21.475
Absolute carnage.
21.758
That is Honey Mustard finished.
22.950
There goes another one.
24.400
Absolute carnage.
25.108
Gravy is in trouble here. Recent finishes: 3-8-1-2-3.
25.833
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
26.508
In goes Gravy. Recent finishes: 3-8-1-2-3.
27.242
Oh dear.
28.633
There goes another one.
29.950
That is as close as it gets. Recent finishes: 8-5-10-4-8.
30.000
Another panel gone.
31.350
The floor is getting smaller.
32.675
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
33.983
There goes another one.
35.275
There goes another one.
35.867
That is Floppy Joe finished.
36.550
There goes another one.
37.808
There goes another one.
39.050
Less of it every time you look.
40.025
In goes Damp Kevin. Recent finishes: 4-6-2-10-7.
40.275
There goes another one.
41.475
And it all goes wrong.
42.667
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
43.850
Another panel gone.
44.325
In goes Custard. Recent finishes: 3-4-7-4-5.
45.008
There goes another one.
45.725
Radiator is gone.
46.158
Well, that was always going to happen.
47.292
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
48.408
There goes another one.
49.517
Extraordinary scenes.
50.608
Oh dear.
51.058
The Heel is gone.
51.692
That is the sport, right there.
52.758
The floor is getting smaller.
53.817
There goes another one.
54.100
Old Gristle is gone.
54.858
No idea what happened there.
55.892
They will not want to see that again.
56.917
There goes another one.
57.925
The floor is getting smaller.
58.925
Less of it every time you look.
59.175
That is Yolk finished.
59.908
There goes another one.
1:00.575
Long John goes in.
1:00.892
That is the sport, right there.
1:01.858
The floor is getting smaller.
1:01.975
That is Lil Nugget finished.
1:03.375
Butter Bean goes in.
1:15.858
It is Slapper!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Timber Long John 40.275 Long John 40.275
Smooth Descent Timber Long John 57.925 Long John 17.650
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 2/2 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 13 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 18 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 19 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 20 2/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 20 2/2 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 21 2/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 22 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
187 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 8-15-7-5-13.
27.19
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
217 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 16-5-9-5-2.
11.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
200 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 16-7-11-5-4.
37.93
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
188 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-4-4-1-16.
10.36
22
Butter Bean The Beans
197 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 2-13-12-14-8.
14.89
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
204 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 15-1-14-9-3.
24.59
4
Radiator Basement Heat
173 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 5-3-12-2-8.
11.01
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
195 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-2-11-7-10.
16.54
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
178 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-5-12-2-4.
14.78
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
193 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 15-15-6-11-9.
32.78
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
209 starts, 21 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-16-3-13-9.
18.75
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
192 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 6-2-14-5-14.
8.42
8
Slapper The Pucks
194 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 2-3-6-12-1.
7.91
4
Wide Load The Pucks
212 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 5-10-6-16-15.
17.01
21
Custard The Soft Boys
195 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 1-5-8-4-16.
7.69
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
185 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 10-12-16-3-11.
21.17

Course preview

3 sections · 26 m
Smooth Descent Timber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Scaffold boards in a spiral. Forgiving, unhurried and the only floor on the calendar anybody would describe as pleasant.

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