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Floor · Season 9 · Round 40

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
FULL TIME Fairness
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Crawlspace wins at The Patio

Crawlspace took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the Basement Heat. Custard finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1:08.208 — 7 +6 0 2.9
2 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1:08.208 — 15 +13 0 2.7
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 54.558 — 10 +7 13 9.8
4 Slapper PCK The Pucks 51.042 — 14 +10 0 11.5
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 50.167 — 2 -3 3 11.7
6 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 46.608 — 13 +7 9 13.0
7 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 45.642 — 5 -2 0 13.9
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 44.883 — 3 -5 0 14.4
9 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 43.158 — 9 0 13 15.3
10 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 41.008 — 8 -2 7 15.0
11 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 37.250 — 11 0 8 17.5
12 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 33.142 — 4 -8 8 18.3
13 Long John NOO The Noodles 32.833 — 1 -12 7 19.2
14 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 29.100 — 6 -8 5 17.9
15 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 28.142 — 16 +1 12 18.7
16 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 24.358 — 12 -4 9 18.8
0.000
And we are away.
6.000
Less of it every time you look.
7.517
Look at the state of it.
9.000
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
10.467
Look at the state of it.
11.900
Less of it every time you look.
13.308
Another panel gone.
14.692
Another panel gone.
16.058
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
17.400
Another panel gone.
18.717
Oh dear.
20.017
There goes another one.
20.708
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 3-2-1-3-2.
21.292
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
22.550
There goes another one.
23.792
The floor is getting smaller.
24.358
In goes Old Gristle. Recent finishes: 3-2-1-3-2.
25.008
There goes another one.
26.208
You do not see that every day.
27.400
There goes another one.
28.142
Tender Greg goes in. Recent finishes: 4-7-4-3-8.
28.567
There goes another one.
29.542
That is Refried Ron finished. Recent finishes: 15-7-7-14-6.
29.717
The floor is getting smaller.
30.850
The floor is getting smaller.
31.967
Less of it every time you look.
32.833
Long John goes in.
33.075
The floor is getting smaller.
34.167
The floor is getting smaller.
34.233
The Heel is gone.
35.242
Less of it every time you look.
36.300
Oh dear.
37.250
Gravy is gone. Recent finishes: 3-2-1-2-2.
37.350
The floor is getting smaller.
38.383
The floor is getting smaller.
39.400
Look at the state of it.
40.408
Another panel gone.
41.008
Radiator goes in.
41.408
And it all goes wrong.
42.392
The floor is getting smaller.
43.158
Honey Mustard goes in.
43.367
The floor is getting smaller.
44.325
No idea what happened there.
44.883
That is Tube Sock finished.
45.275
The floor is getting smaller.
46.208
Less of it every time you look.
46.283
In goes Butter Bean.
47.142
You do not see that every day.
47.683
Puck Yeah goes in.
48.058
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
48.967
Less of it every time you look.
49.867
The floor is getting smaller.
50.167
In goes Floppy Joe.
50.750
Less of it every time you look.
51.567
Slapper is gone.
51.625
You do not see that every day.
52.500
Less of it every time you look.
53.358
Less of it every time you look.
54.208
Another panel gone.
54.558
Stubbs goes in.
55.958
One panel each.
1:08.208
Crawlspace takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 10 2/2 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 11 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 12 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 17 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 18 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 20 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 21 2/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
198 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 16-8-4-2-10.
23.95
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
236 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 5-4-6-3-2.
6.01
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
199 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 2-9-15-3-8.
13.58
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
214 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 4-11-6-15-2.
16.95
22
Butter Bean The Beans
213 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 3-2-14-9-6.
9.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
223 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 12-8-1-14-14.
30.77
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
227 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 14-6-5-11-16.
18.22
4
Radiator Basement Heat
193 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 9-16-12-6-1.
22.59
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
207 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 10-10-3-15-11.
21.67
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
222 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-3-7-9-11.
7.81
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
213 starts, 20 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 1-14-10-4-4.
8.20
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
224 starts, 22 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-6-7-3-5.
13.05
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
200 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-13-5-6-15.
26.29
8
Slapper The Pucks
206 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-4-1-2-11.
12.25
21
Custard The Soft Boys
214 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 5-15-10-9-16.
26.74
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
220 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 13-14-8-11-4.
32.90

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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