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Floor · Season 9 · Round 47

The Conservatory

The Conservatory · The Conservatory · 31 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch Fast lava
CHAMPIONSHIP FULL TIME Fairness
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Puck Yeah wins at The Conservatory

Puck Yeah took The Conservatory for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 54.583 — 13 +12 4 9.9
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 52.575 — 14 +12 0 17.4
3 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 51.417 — 8 +5 1 17.3
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 47.933 — 6 +2 2 17.8
5 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 43.150 — 9 +4 7 18.4
6 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 40.242 — 12 +6 2 20.2
7 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 37.842 — 16 +9 5 19.6
8 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 35.567 — 7 -1 11 21.1
9 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 33.200 — 15 +6 2 20.1
10 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 27.058 — 10 0 3 21.2
11 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 25.133 — 2 -9 2 23.3
12 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 17.617 — 4 -8 4 21.3
13 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 16.633 — 5 -8 1 21.8
14 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 15.467 — 3 -11 5 21.5
15 Long John NOO The Noodles 12.842 — 1 -14 0 20.3
16 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 8.933 — 11 -5 2 20.5
0.000
And we are away. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-1.
5.625
Look at the state of it.
6.000
Less of it every time you look.
7.392
There goes another one.
8.767
The floor is getting smaller.
8.933
In goes Chunk.
10.125
The floor is getting smaller.
11.467
The floor is getting smaller.
12.800
There goes another one.
12.842
In goes Long John.
14.117
The floor is getting smaller.
15.425
The floor is getting smaller.
15.467
Damp Kevin goes in.
16.717
Another panel gone.
16.867
Sweaty Gerald is gone.
18.000
There goes another one.
18.267
That is Tube Sock finished.
19.267
The floor is getting smaller.
20.517
Look at the state of it.
21.758
The floor is getting smaller.
22.992
That is the sport, right there.
23.275
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
24.217
There goes another one.
25.133
That is Floppy Joe finished. Recent finishes: 4-8-8-6-13.
25.425
There goes another one.
26.617
The floor is getting smaller.
27.058
Thick Rick goes in. Recent finishes: 2-6-3-3-8.
27.808
Another panel gone.
28.983
Extraordinary scenes.
30.150
There goes another one.
31.100
Not long left for anybody.
31.300
Look at the state of it.
32.450
There goes another one.
33.200
Yolk is gone. Recent finishes: 4-7-3-3-8.
33.583
There goes another one.
34.708
Another panel gone.
35.567
Radiator is gone. Recent finishes: 5-15-7-11-7.
35.825
Another panel gone.
36.925
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
37.842
That is Custard finished.
38.025
Another panel gone.
39.108
Extraordinary scenes.
40.192
Another panel gone.
40.242
That is Old Gristle finished.
41.258
Less of it every time you look.
42.317
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
43.150
In goes Honey Mustard.
43.375
Less of it every time you look.
44.417
The floor is getting smaller.
45.450
The floor is getting smaller.
46.367
Nowhere left for Butter Bean to go.
46.475
Well, that was always going to happen.
47.500
That is the sport, right there.
47.933
In goes Butter Bean.
48.508
The floor is getting smaller.
49.508
The floor is getting smaller.
50.508
Another panel gone.
51.417
That is Pilot Light finished.
51.500
Less of it every time you look.
52.475
The floor is getting smaller.
52.817
Two left.
53.450
There goes another one.
54.217
Slapper is gone.
54.417
Less of it every time you look.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Glass Butter Bean 43.375 Butter Bean 43.375
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 2/2 16
2 HEA Basement Heat 11 2/2 14
3 NUG The Nuggets 15 2/2 12
4 SFT The Soft Boys 16 2/2 10
5 BEA The Beans 17 2/2 8
6 LMP Lump Patrol 22 2/2 6
7 NOO The Noodles 26 2/2 4
8 WET The Wet Socks 26 2/2 2
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
202 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 1-3-7-7-16.
12.37
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
240 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 9-10-13-11-5.
15.14
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
210 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 8-8-10-5-2.
9.61
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
201 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 15-7-2-9-15.
16.47
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
225 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 15-10-5-5-15.
35.98
22
Butter Bean The Beans
217 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 11-4-4-15-3.
13.47
4
Radiator Basement Heat
198 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 11-13-3-1-1.
15.46
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
213 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-2-8-12-5.
14.85
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
210 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 16-1-2-10-10.
15.53
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
226 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 12-14-15-9-4.
33.77
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
216 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-3-5-7-4.
6.57
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
227 starts, 23 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 1-2-9-12-6.
8.06
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
204 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 3-6-13-15-11.
15.38
8
Slapper The Pucks
210 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 7-1-13-8-2.
10.76
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
201 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 15-8-8-6-13.
26.14
21
Custard The Soft Boys
218 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 16-9-10-16-5.
36.04

Course preview

3 sections · 31 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

The championship. Glass over the deepest pit on the network, with the lava climbing from the first minute. Nobody has ever outlasted it.

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