Paper Mogul Sports
Floor · Season 9 · Round 9

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Stubbs wins at The Mezzanine

Stubbs took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Damp Kevin finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1:00.108 9 +8 0 7.4
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 58.583 4 +2 4 5.5
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 56.583 10 +7 0 9.6
4 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 55.617 13 +9 0 10.2
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 46.067 16 +11 3 14.4
6 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 43.217 15 +9 0 16.2
7 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 28.067 5 -2 1 18.6
8 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 27.667 8 0 3 20.7
9 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 21.525 3 -6 0 18.6
10 Long John NOO The Noodles 20.675 1 -9 7 18.1
11 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 20.542 6 -5 1 18.9
12 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 18.900 12 0 6 17.9
13 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 16.408 2 -11 0 19.3
14 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 14.217 14 0 0 18.8
15 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 11.742 7 -8 3 19.6
16 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 10.817 11 -5 2 18.9
0.000
Here we go.
6.000
Less of it every time you look.
7.617
And it all goes wrong.
7.958
Nowhere left for Chunk to go.
9.200
They will not want to see that again.
10.750
Another panel gone.
10.817
In goes Chunk.
12.217
The Unit goes in.
12.275
Less of it every time you look.
13.783
And it all goes wrong.
14.217
In goes Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-8.
15.258
Less of it every time you look.
16.408
In goes Floppy Joe.
16.708
You do not see that every day.
18.133
Another panel gone.
18.900
Old Gristle is gone.
19.542
Less of it every time you look.
20.542
Sweaty Gerald is gone. Recent finishes: 7-7-5-6-16.
20.917
Less of it every time you look.
21.942
Long John goes in.
22.275
Less of it every time you look.
23.342
The Heel is gone. Recent finishes: 8-11-6-5-11.
23.617
Oh dear.
24.933
Another panel gone.
26.233
Less of it every time you look.
27.517
There goes another one.
27.667
Radiator is gone. Recent finishes: 5-10-6-8-3.
28.775
Another panel gone.
29.067
In goes Butter Bean. Recent finishes: 7-15-7-4-12.
30.017
Extraordinary scenes.
31.242
There goes another one.
32.450
Another panel gone.
33.642
Another panel gone.
34.817
The floor is getting smaller.
34.833
The lava is coming up.
35.983
The floor is getting smaller.
37.125
There goes another one.
38.250
It is chaos out there.
39.367
Another panel gone.
40.467
Oh dear.
41.558
The floor is getting smaller.
42.633
No idea what happened there.
43.217
In goes Tender Greg.
43.692
The floor is getting smaller.
44.742
The floor is getting smaller.
45.775
The floor is getting smaller.
46.067
That is Custard finished.
46.800
Another panel gone.
47.808
There goes another one.
48.808
They will not want to see that again.
49.792
Less of it every time you look.
50.775
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
51.733
Less of it every time you look.
52.692
Less of it every time you look.
53.642
And it all goes wrong.
54.575
Another panel gone.
55.500
Less of it every time you look.
55.617
The Coaster is gone.
56.408
Another panel gone.
57.017
That is Lil Nugget finished.
57.317
There goes another one.
58.417
Down to the last two.
59.817
Damp Kevin is gone.
1:01.217
Stubbs is gone.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Damp Kevin 37.125 Damp Kevin 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Damp Kevin 53.642 Damp Kevin 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 4 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 11 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 11 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 18 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 18 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 23 2/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 23 2/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 28 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
188 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 8-8-15-7-5.
29.37
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
218 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 5-16-5-9-5.
9.49
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
201 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 3-16-7-11-5.
19.23
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
189 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-10-4-4-1.
16.10
22
Butter Bean The Beans
198 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 1-2-13-12-14.
9.40
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
204 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 15-1-14-9-3.
20.08
1
The Unit Basement Heat
200 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 14-11-10-7-11.
32.46
4
Radiator Basement Heat
173 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 5-3-12-2-8.
8.07
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
209 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 15-4-9-13-15.
19.97
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
178 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-5-12-2-4.
13.01
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
199 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 2-3-13-7-11.
10.87
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
210 starts, 21 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-11-16-3-13.
24.70
3
The Coaster The Pucks
194 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 7-15-14-16-8.
19.10
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
186 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 16-6-2-2-14.
17.95
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
201 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 9-13-14-4-14.
34.50
21
Custard The Soft Boys
196 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 7-1-5-8-4.
5.58

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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