· Season 12 · Round 1
The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 6:45.011 | — | 7 | +6 | 26 | 13.1 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:13.022 | +28.01 | 2 | 0 | 33 | 13.9 |
| 3 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 8:00.060 | +75.05 | 6 | +3 | 30 | 11.9 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:14.839 | +89.83 | 8 | +4 | 35 | 10.8 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:16.988 | +91.98 | 3 | -2 | 32 | 11.6 |
| 6 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 8:18.127 | +93.12 | 1 | -5 | 32 | 13.0 |
| 7 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:19.378 | +94.37 | 4 | -3 | 31 | 11.7 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:20.956 | +95.95 | 5 | -3 | 7 | 18.2 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 22.5 contacts an event coming in.
6.400
The lead changes hands. Stubbs.
11.956
Big air for Stubbs.
15.506
The Coaster gets air.
18.944
The Coaster is completely off the deck.
24.033
Squish is picking them off. Recent finishes: 4-8-8-4-8.
27.522
The Lieutenant gets hit hard.
34.078
Squish gets hit hard. Averaging 17.8 contacts an event coming in.
41.161
Big air for The Coaster. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-1.
48.033
The Coaster is making ground.
56.267
That is not going to help. Averaging 17.8 contacts an event coming in.
1:01.756
Extraordinary scenes.
1:09.494
Crawlspace finds trouble.
1:14.633
Sweaty Gerald gets hit hard.
1:18.567
And The Lieutenant takes flight.
1:22.194
The Coaster is completely off the deck.
1:26.267
Up goes The Coaster.
1:29.950
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:34.539
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:38.078
Absolute carnage.
1:39.967
Here comes The Coaster.
1:42.967
The Coaster wins it.
1:51.217
Oh dear.
1:56.967
That is the sport, right there.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | Crawlspace | 1.944 | Crawlspace 1.944 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Crawlspace | 5.239 | Stubbs 3.055 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Stubbs | 7.767 | Stubbs 2.423 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Stubbs | 11.061 | Sweaty Gerald 2.756 |
| The Drops | Hard | Stubbs | 12.844 | Sweaty Gerald 1.722 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Stubbs | 14.572 | The Coaster 1.439 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Stubbs | 16.956 | The Coaster 2.100 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Stubbs | 18.000 | Stubbs 1.044 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Stubbs | 19.689 | Stubbs 1.689 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Stubbs | 21.044 | Stubbs 1.355 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Stubbs | 23.244 | Stubbs 2.200 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Squish | 28.522 | Squish 1.789 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Squish | 30.689 | Squish 2.167 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Squish | 32.233 | Squish 1.544 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Squish | 34.917 | Squish 2.684 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Squish | 36.694 | The Coaster 1.589 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Squish | 39.550 | The Lieutenant 2.505 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Squish | 43.867 | The Coaster 3.550 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Squish | 48.206 | The Coaster 4.156 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Squish | 50.683 | The Coaster 2.150 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Squish | 53.222 | The Coaster 1.900 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Squish | 55.533 | The Coaster 1.883 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Squish | 1:00.383 | The Coaster 3.578 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Squish | 1:03.867 | Tube Sock 2.806 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 1:09.028 | The Lieutenant 4.777 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Coaster | 1:11.922 | The Coaster 2.894 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Coaster | 1:15.083 | The Lieutenant 2.405 |
| The Plunge | Metal | The Coaster | 1:17.894 | The Lieutenant 1.889 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 1:20.122 | The Lieutenant 2.111 |
| The Kicker | Hard | The Coaster | 1:21.044 | The Coaster 0.922 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:22.861 | The Coaster 1.817 |
| The Gap | Hard | The Coaster | 1:25.172 | The Coaster 2.311 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 1:26.683 | The Coaster 1.511 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:28.606 | The Coaster 1.923 |
| The Washboard | Hard | The Coaster | 1:31.239 | The Coaster 2.633 |
| Big Air | Metal | The Coaster | 1:34.272 | The Coaster 3.033 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:36.311 | The Coaster 2.039 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Coaster | 1:38.639 | The Coaster 2.328 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | The Coaster | 1:41.067 | The Coaster 2.428 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:42.072 | The Coaster 1.005 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | The Coaster | 1:42.967 | The Coaster 0.895 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Nuggets | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · HOME
308 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-7-4-7-7.
48.68
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · HOME
308 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-5-5-8-7.
24.61
Course preview
41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.
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