Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 12 · Round 10

The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent

The Basement · The Concrete Mile · 611 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 6:59.166 1 0 26 13.0
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 7:13.862 +14.70 4 +2 25 12.3
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:40.244 +41.08 6 +3 34 12.9
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 8:03.817 +64.65 8 +4 31 13.8
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:13.594 +74.43 2 -3 25 12.1
6 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 8:18.656 +79.49 3 -3 32 14.3
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:34.461 +95.30 7 0 34 12.0
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 8:36.461 +97.30 5 -3 27 11.2
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
6.067
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
11.678
And The Lieutenant takes flight.
15.167
And Big Randy takes flight.
18.633
Stubbs gets air. Recent finishes: 3-16-1-2-3.
24.033
The Coaster is picking them off. Recent finishes: 1-3-3-1-1.
30.594
Stubbs is airborne.
34.250
Big air for The Lieutenant. Recent finishes: 2-4-2-2-2.
37.683
Stubbs gets hit hard. Averaging 19.5 contacts an event coming in.
41.933
The Coaster takes the lead.
51.333
Big air for The Coaster. Recent finishes: 1-3-3-1-1.
57.506
The Coaster gets hit hard.
1:01.572
That is a big one for The Lieutenant.
1:07.511
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:14.839
And The Coaster takes flight.
1:18.978
Absolute carnage.
1:22.528
The Lieutenant gets air.
1:27.189
The Lieutenant is completely off the deck.
1:31.239
Up goes Big Randy.
1:34.867
The lead changes hands. The Lieutenant.
1:38.672
And Sweaty Gerald takes flight.
1:41.406
The Lieutenant is going to win this.
1:42.322
Up goes Stubbs.
1:45.722
The Coaster takes it.
1:52.089
Heavy contact for Sweaty Gerald.
2:00.033
Big Randy drops to the back.
2:04.539
Heavy contact for Big Randy.
2:08.033
It is all going wrong for Pilot Light.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Squish 1.989 Squish 1.989
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 5.272 The Lieutenant 3.005
Sweeping Curve Hard The Lieutenant 7.844 The Coaster 2.400
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 10.889 The Lieutenant 3.045
The Drops Hard The Lieutenant 12.611 The Coaster 1.628
Peg Field Hard The Lieutenant 14.239 Squish 1.467
The Pinball Table Slick The Lieutenant 16.556 Sweaty Gerald 2.267
Collision Funnel Hard The Lieutenant 17.572 The Coaster 1.000
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 19.133 The Lieutenant 1.561
Barrier Run Smooth The Lieutenant 22.011 The Coaster 1.267
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 25.094 The Coaster 1.900
Bounce Pads Smooth The Lieutenant 27.000 The Coaster 1.677
Carpet Flat Carpet The Lieutenant 29.061 The Lieutenant 2.061
Fabric Run Soft fabric The Lieutenant 30.417 The Lieutenant 1.356
Sweeping Curve Carpet The Lieutenant 32.661 The Lieutenant 2.244
The Kicker Smooth The Lieutenant 34.211 The Coaster 1.495
Carpet Flat Carpet The Lieutenant 36.578 The Coaster 2.244
S-Bend Smooth The Coaster 41.611 Stubbs 3.578
Tight Curve Smooth The Coaster 45.167 The Coaster 3.556
The Funnel Smooth The Coaster 47.267 The Coaster 2.100
Narrow Pipe Metal The Coaster 49.567 The Coaster 2.300
The Gauntlet Smooth The Coaster 51.650 The Lieutenant 2.072
The Hairpin Smooth The Coaster 55.344 The Lieutenant 3.667
Split Route Smooth The Coaster 58.461 Tube Sock 2.928
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 1:03.544 The Lieutenant 5.044
Sweeping Curve Hard The Coaster 1:06.428 The Coaster 2.884
Slick Floor Slick The Coaster 1:08.839 The Coaster 2.411
The Plunge Metal The Coaster 1:11.372 The Coaster 2.533
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 1:13.711 The Lieutenant 2.261
The Kicker Hard The Coaster 1:14.739 The Lieutenant 0.945
Bounce Pads Smooth The Coaster 1:16.294 The Lieutenant 1.538
The Gap Hard The Coaster 1:18.617 Stubbs 1.828
The Drops Hard The Coaster 1:20.339 Stubbs 1.356
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Coaster 1:22.711 Stubbs 2.011
The Washboard Hard The Coaster 1:26.689 The Lieutenant 1.984
Big Air Metal The Coaster 1:30.650 The Lieutenant 2.650
Smooth Descent Smooth The Coaster 1:32.856 The Lieutenant 1.800
Sweeping Curve Hard The Lieutenant 1:35.283 The Lieutenant 2.116
Final Sprint Hard The Lieutenant 1:37.817 The Lieutenant 2.534
Target Zone Carpet The Lieutenant 1:42.122 Big Randy 1.683
Exit Gate Hard The Lieutenant 1:44.406 Big Randy 1.589
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 0/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 0/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 0/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 5 1/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 1/1 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 7 0/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
315 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-7-11-5-6.
69.68
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
310 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-5-6-3-6.
45.38
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · HOME
309 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-12-7-4-7.
50.73
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · HOME
310 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 13-14-8-9-5.
119.75
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · HOME
302 starts, 23 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-8-3-3-16.
9.98
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
314 starts, 76 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-2-7-2-4.
2.23
3
The Coaster The Pucks
310 starts, 152 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-1-2-1.
2.07
2
Squish The Soft Boys
305 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 15-3-4-8-8.
23.89

Course preview

41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.

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