· Season 12 · Round 14
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 7:47.444 | — | 16 | +15 | 37 | 13.1 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:27.011 | +39.57 | 15 | +13 | 38 | 14.3 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 8:44.028 | +56.58 | 2 | -1 | 38 | 13.8 |
| 4 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 9:02.072 | +74.63 | 6 | +2 | 52 | 14.0 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:13.489 | +86.05 | 10 | +5 | 45 | 13.1 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:16.244 | +88.80 | 8 | +2 | 4 | 20.9 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:22.278 | +94.83 | 12 | +5 | 49 | 12.5 |
| 8 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 9:30.328 | +102.88 | 1 | -7 | 46 | 12.6 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:53.095 | +125.65 | 14 | +5 | 51 | 12.6 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 10:01.161 | +133.72 | 11 | +1 | 44 | 14.8 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 10:01.372 | +133.93 | 3 | -8 | 38 | 12.0 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 10:01.723 | +134.28 | 4 | -8 | 50 | 11.5 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 10:10.188 | +142.74 | 13 | 0 | 43 | 11.4 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:39.673 | +172.23 | 5 | -9 | 59 | 12.0 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 11:10.068 | +202.62 | 9 | -6 | 46 | 11.2 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 11:13.406 | +205.96 | 7 | -9 | 67 | 11.7 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
6.639
Heavy contact for The Lieutenant. Averaging 19.1 contacts an event coming in.
11.222
That is the sport, right there.
15.039
Thick Rick gets air. Recent finishes: 2-8-3-3-1.
18.528
Extraordinary scenes.
22.189
Gravy takes a knock. Averaging 18.8 contacts an event coming in.
26.483
Tube Sock finds trouble.
31.533
That is a big one for Sweaty Gerald. Averaging 22.8 contacts an event coming in.
35.239
Up goes The Lieutenant.
39.517
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 15.9 contacts an event coming in.
46.017
Oh dear.
50.472
Heavy contact for Thick Rick.
54.556
Big air for Thick Rick.
59.856
Right into it goes Sweaty Gerald.
1:03.278
Big air for The Coaster.
1:06.706
Up goes Sweaty Gerald.
1:10.139
And Tender Greg takes flight.
1:13.689
And Stubbs takes flight.
1:17.128
Stubbs is airborne.
1:20.678
And Stubbs takes flight.
1:24.378
Look at that.
1:28.033
Crawlspace cannot hold position.
1:31.728
The Unit gets hit hard.
1:36.206
And The Lieutenant takes flight.
1:39.867
Right into it goes Crooked Pete.
1:44.117
Tender Greg takes a knock.
1:47.806
Up goes Big Randy.
1:51.483
And Gravy takes flight.
1:52.100
The Lieutenant has it.
1:55.100
The Coaster takes it.
1:58.872
Butter Bean gets hit hard.
2:02.378
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:05.856
The Unit gets hit hard.
2:09.333
Absolute carnage.
2:12.922
You do not see that every day.
2:21.133
Butter Bean takes a knock.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | The Coaster | 1.567 | The Coaster 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 4.900 | Gravy 3.078 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Lieutenant | 7.406 | The Lieutenant 2.506 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 10.456 | Slapper 2.945 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Lieutenant | 12.111 | Thick Rick 1.633 |
| Peg Field | Hard | The Lieutenant | 13.361 | Thick Rick 1.245 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | The Lieutenant | 15.017 | The Lieutenant 1.656 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | The Lieutenant | 15.833 | The Lieutenant 0.816 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 17.117 | The Lieutenant 1.284 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 18.389 | The Lieutenant 1.272 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 20.672 | Stubbs 1.850 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 22.450 | The Lieutenant 1.778 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 25.161 | The Lieutenant 2.711 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 28.856 | Squish 3.650 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 30.994 | The Lieutenant 2.138 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Lieutenant | 33.678 | Second Sock 2.350 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 36.300 | The Coaster 2.045 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 40.689 | The Coaster 3.538 |
| Split Route | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 44.256 | The Coaster 2.939 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Lieutenant | 48.483 | Stubbs 3.895 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 51.039 | The Coaster 2.328 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 53.844 | The Coaster 2.639 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 59.439 | Tender Greg 4.506 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:02.633 | The Lieutenant 3.194 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 1:04.417 | The Coaster 1.772 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:06.189 | The Coaster 1.678 |
| Peg Field | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:07.800 | Stubbs 1.244 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | The Lieutenant | 1:09.867 | Stubbs 1.623 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | The Coaster | 1:11.394 | Stubbs 0.922 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 1:13.056 | Thick Rick 1.567 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:14.417 | The Coaster 1.361 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:16.461 | The Coaster 2.044 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:18.256 | The Coaster 1.795 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 1:21.572 | The Lieutenant 2.361 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:24.161 | The Lieutenant 2.089 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Lieutenant | 1:26.656 | The Lieutenant 2.495 |
| The Plunge | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:29.194 | Thick Rick 2.367 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:31.411 | Thick Rick 2.200 |
| The Kicker | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:32.328 | The Lieutenant 0.917 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:33.811 | The Lieutenant 1.483 |
| The Gap | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:35.600 | The Lieutenant 1.789 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:36.833 | The Lieutenant 1.233 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:38.844 | The Lieutenant 2.011 |
| The Washboard | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:40.583 | The Lieutenant 1.739 |
| Big Air | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:43.022 | The Lieutenant 2.439 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:44.800 | The Lieutenant 1.778 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:47.111 | Thick Rick 2.228 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:49.256 | The Lieutenant 2.145 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 1:52.789 | Stubbs 1.061 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:55.100 | Stubbs 0.961 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 7 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 9 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 13 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 22 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 24 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · HOME
311 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-8-6-12-7.
140.69
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · HOME
305 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-16-7-11-4.
143.92
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · HOME
311 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-6-4-8-5.
84.71
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · HOME
313 starts, 5 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 16-6-8-15-8.
127.72
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · HOME
318 starts, 25 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-3-7-3-2.
18.11
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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