· Season 12 · Round 17
The Service Core — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Squish finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:53.361 | — | 1 | 0 | 44 | 14.0 |
| 2 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 9:27.372 | +34.01 | 3 | +1 | 42 | 13.3 |
| 3 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 9:40.972 | +47.61 | 15 | +12 | 53 | 14.1 |
| 4 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 9:53.278 | +59.92 | 6 | +2 | 45 | 12.8 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:53.890 | +60.53 | 5 | 0 | 74 | 12.0 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:57.928 | +64.57 | 2 | -4 | 44 | 14.5 |
| 7 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 9:59.678 | +66.32 | 4 | -3 | 45 | 12.1 |
| 8 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 10:09.151 | +75.79 | 7 | -1 | 51 | 11.8 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 10:09.162 | +75.80 | 16 | +7 | 15 | 22.6 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:17.128 | +83.77 | 13 | +3 | 50 | 13.9 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 10:25.022 | +91.66 | 14 | +3 | 30 | 14.7 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 10:28.989 | +95.63 | 11 | -1 | 10 | 23.2 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 10:34.867 | +101.51 | 10 | -3 | 38 | 13.6 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 10:38.811 | +105.45 | 8 | -6 | 14 | 22.5 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 11:10.978 | +137.62 | 9 | -6 | 12 | 20.9 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 11:14.651 | +141.29 | 12 | -4 | 40 | 14.9 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 22.8 contacts an event coming in.
5.867
Wide Load hits the front.
11.261
Up goes Wide Load. Recent finishes: 6-1-1-3-4.
14.672
Absolute carnage.
18.378
You do not see that every day.
23.022
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 19.0 contacts an event coming in.
29.800
They will not want to see that again.
33.361
And Wide Load takes flight.
36.772
Thick Rick is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 2-3-3-2-8.
40.250
Oh dear.
43.694
The Heel gets air.
47.122
Honey Mustard has gone over the side. Recent finishes: 2-2-3-1-3.
52.100
It is chaos out there.
1:03.033
Oh dear.
1:07.606
Right into it goes Big Randy.
1:11.883
And Squish takes flight.
1:15.328
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:19.761
Big air for Refried Ron.
1:25.917
The Coaster is completely off the deck.
1:31.817
Oh dear.
1:36.033
Crawlspace is making ground.
1:39.611
Extraordinary scenes.
1:43.189
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:46.656
Up goes Thick Rick.
1:50.111
It is chaos out there.
1:53.650
And Squish takes flight.
1:56.950
Here comes The Coaster.
1:57.717
That is not going to help.
2:01.117
It is Old Gristle!
2:04.956
Oh dear.
2:08.639
Up goes Sweaty Gerald.
2:12.778
That is the sport, right there.
2:17.417
Heavy contact for Refried Ron.
2:23.900
Heavy contact for Sweaty Gerald.
2:31.072
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Big Randy | 1.594 | Yolk 1.583 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Wide Load | 4.978 | Wide Load 3.034 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Wide Load | 7.650 | Gravy 2.378 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Wide Load | 10.511 | Wide Load 2.861 |
| The Drops | Metal | Wide Load | 12.128 | Wide Load 1.617 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Wide Load | 13.522 | Squish 1.339 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Wide Load | 16.361 | Squish 1.928 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Wide Load | 17.756 | Gravy 1.067 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 19.867 | Gravy 1.656 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | The Coaster | 21.372 | The Coaster 1.505 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 23.256 | Tube Sock 1.861 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 26.139 | Old Gristle 2.489 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 29.611 | Old Gristle 3.267 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 32.050 | Yolk 1.445 |
| The Drops | Metal | Yolk | 33.594 | Yolk 1.305 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Yolk | 34.861 | Yolk 1.267 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Yolk | 36.528 | Wide Load 1.561 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Yolk | 38.072 | Wide Load 1.384 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Coaster | 40.133 | The Coaster 1.755 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Coaster | 45.778 | Gravy 3.194 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 50.661 | Crooked Pete 2.594 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Coaster | 53.033 | The Coaster 2.372 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 55.606 | Thick Rick 2.067 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Coaster | 57.617 | Old Gristle 1.989 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:01.283 | The Coaster 3.666 |
| Split Route | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:02.817 | The Coaster 1.534 |
| The Spiral | Metal | The Coaster | 1:05.672 | Squish 2.061 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 1:18.700 | The Coaster 13.028 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | The Coaster | 1:21.411 | Squish 1.395 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 1:25.144 | Squish 1.600 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Coaster | 1:26.800 | Squish 1.428 |
| Peg Field | Hard | The Coaster | 1:28.294 | Gravy 1.272 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | The Coaster | 1:30.539 | Old Gristle 1.661 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | The Coaster | 1:31.717 | Old Gristle 0.823 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 1:33.778 | Old Gristle 1.316 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:35.372 | Old Gristle 1.084 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:37.578 | Old Gristle 1.833 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:39.300 | The Coaster 1.722 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:40.972 | Old Gristle 1.544 |
| The Gap | Hard | The Coaster | 1:42.644 | Squish 1.639 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 1:43.828 | The Coaster 1.184 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:45.689 | Thick Rick 1.728 |
| The Washboard | Hard | The Coaster | 1:48.139 | The Coaster 2.450 |
| Big Air | Metal | The Coaster | 1:51.433 | Old Gristle 3.022 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:53.439 | The Coaster 2.006 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Coaster | 1:55.839 | Squish 2.383 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | The Coaster | 1:58.094 | The Coaster 2.255 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:59.067 | The Coaster 0.973 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | The Coaster | 1:59.950 | The Coaster 0.883 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Soft Boys | 11 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 12 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 15 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 15 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 20 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 28 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 28 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · HOME
315 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-4-2-8-5.
30.68
Course preview
49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.
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