Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 12 · Round 17

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Squish finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:53.361 1 0 44 14.0
2 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 9:27.372 +34.01 3 +1 42 13.3
3 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 9:40.972 +47.61 15 +12 53 14.1
4 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 9:53.278 +59.92 6 +2 45 12.8
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 9:53.890 +60.53 5 0 74 12.0
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:57.928 +64.57 2 -4 44 14.5
7 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 9:59.678 +66.32 4 -3 45 12.1
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 10:09.151 +75.79 7 -1 51 11.8
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 10:09.162 +75.80 16 +7 15 22.6
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:17.128 +83.77 13 +3 50 13.9
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 10:25.022 +91.66 14 +3 30 14.7
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 10:28.989 +95.63 11 -1 10 23.2
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:34.867 +101.51 10 -3 38 13.6
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 10:38.811 +105.45 8 -6 14 22.5
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 11:10.978 +137.62 9 -6 12 20.9
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 11:14.651 +141.29 12 -4 40 14.9
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 22.8 contacts an event coming in.
5.867
Wide Load hits the front.
11.261
Up goes Wide Load. Recent finishes: 6-1-1-3-4.
14.672
Absolute carnage.
18.378
You do not see that every day.
23.022
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 19.0 contacts an event coming in.
29.800
They will not want to see that again.
33.361
And Wide Load takes flight.
36.772
Thick Rick is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 2-3-3-2-8.
40.250
Oh dear.
43.694
The Heel gets air.
47.122
Honey Mustard has gone over the side. Recent finishes: 2-2-3-1-3.
52.100
It is chaos out there.
1:03.033
Oh dear.
1:07.606
Right into it goes Big Randy.
1:11.883
And Squish takes flight.
1:15.328
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:19.761
Big air for Refried Ron.
1:25.917
The Coaster is completely off the deck.
1:31.817
Oh dear.
1:36.033
Crawlspace is making ground.
1:39.611
Extraordinary scenes.
1:43.189
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:46.656
Up goes Thick Rick.
1:50.111
It is chaos out there.
1:53.650
And Squish takes flight.
1:56.950
Here comes The Coaster.
1:57.717
That is not going to help.
2:01.117
It is Old Gristle!
2:04.956
Oh dear.
2:08.639
Up goes Sweaty Gerald.
2:12.778
That is the sport, right there.
2:17.417
Heavy contact for Refried Ron.
2:23.900
Heavy contact for Sweaty Gerald.
2:31.072
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Big Randy 1.594 Yolk 1.583
Smooth Descent Metal Wide Load 4.978 Wide Load 3.034
Sweeping Curve Metal Wide Load 7.650 Gravy 2.378
Smooth Descent Metal Wide Load 10.511 Wide Load 2.861
The Drops Metal Wide Load 12.128 Wide Load 1.617
Peg Field Hard Wide Load 13.522 Squish 1.339
The Pinball Table Slick Wide Load 16.361 Squish 1.928
Collision Funnel Hard Wide Load 17.756 Gravy 1.067
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 19.867 Gravy 1.656
Barrier Run Smooth The Coaster 21.372 The Coaster 1.505
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Coaster 23.256 Tube Sock 1.861
Bounce Pads Smooth The Coaster 26.139 Old Gristle 2.489
Laundry Chute Soft fabric The Coaster 29.611 Old Gristle 3.267
Narrow Pipe Metal The Coaster 32.050 Yolk 1.445
The Drops Metal Yolk 33.594 Yolk 1.305
Rotating Drum Metal Yolk 34.861 Yolk 1.267
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Yolk 36.528 Wide Load 1.561
The Washboard Metal Yolk 38.072 Wide Load 1.384
Slick Floor Slick The Coaster 40.133 The Coaster 1.755
S-Bend Smooth The Coaster 45.778 Gravy 3.194
Tight Curve Smooth The Coaster 50.661 Crooked Pete 2.594
The Funnel Smooth The Coaster 53.033 The Coaster 2.372
Narrow Pipe Metal The Coaster 55.606 Thick Rick 2.067
The Gauntlet Smooth The Coaster 57.617 Old Gristle 1.989
The Hairpin Smooth The Coaster 1:01.283 The Coaster 3.666
Split Route Smooth The Coaster 1:02.817 The Coaster 1.534
The Spiral Metal The Coaster 1:05.672 Squish 2.061
Laundry Chute Soft fabric The Coaster 1:18.700 The Coaster 13.028
Rotating Drum Metal The Coaster 1:21.411 Squish 1.395
Narrow Pipe Metal The Coaster 1:25.144 Squish 1.600
The Drops Metal The Coaster 1:26.800 Squish 1.428
Peg Field Hard The Coaster 1:28.294 Gravy 1.272
The Pinball Table Slick The Coaster 1:30.539 Old Gristle 1.661
Collision Funnel Hard The Coaster 1:31.717 Old Gristle 0.823
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 1:33.778 Old Gristle 1.316
Barrier Run Smooth The Coaster 1:35.372 Old Gristle 1.084
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Coaster 1:37.578 Old Gristle 1.833
Bounce Pads Smooth The Coaster 1:39.300 The Coaster 1.722
Bounce Pads Smooth The Coaster 1:40.972 Old Gristle 1.544
The Gap Hard The Coaster 1:42.644 Squish 1.639
The Drops Hard The Coaster 1:43.828 The Coaster 1.184
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Coaster 1:45.689 Thick Rick 1.728
The Washboard Hard The Coaster 1:48.139 The Coaster 2.450
Big Air Metal The Coaster 1:51.433 Old Gristle 3.022
Smooth Descent Smooth The Coaster 1:53.439 The Coaster 2.006
Sweeping Curve Metal The Coaster 1:55.839 Squish 2.383
Final Sprint Metal The Coaster 1:58.094 The Coaster 2.255
Target Zone Carpet The Coaster 1:59.067 The Coaster 0.973
Exit Gate Metal The Coaster 1:59.950 The Coaster 0.883
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 7 2/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 11 1/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 12 0/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 15 0/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 15 2/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 20 0/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 28 0/2 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
321 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-6-6-5-10.
60.75
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
326 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-9-6-8-3.
40.19
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
315 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-4-2-8-5.
30.68
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
313 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-2-5-6-7.
31.28
5
Refried Ron The Beans
316 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 7-11-5-7-12.
153.45
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
313 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-5-7-8-6.
77.25
4
Radiator Basement Heat
308 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-7-6-5-8.
52.78
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
314 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-7-7-8-6.
51.01
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
307 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-1-3-3-12.
8.05
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
320 starts, 26 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-1-3-3-7.
13.86
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
322 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-4-2-5-2.
6.32
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
290 starts, 60 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-4-2-5.
6.23
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
298 starts, 138 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-15-3-1-1.
8.87
3
The Coaster The Pucks · HOME
315 starts, 155 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-3-3-1-1.
3.70
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
318 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-8-4-4-4.
22.99
2
Squish The Soft Boys
310 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-5-8-4-4.
29.27

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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