Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 12 · Round 23

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Chunk finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 7:43.645 6 +5 40 14.6
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:21.617 +37.97 5 +3 6 15.3
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 8:38.267 +54.62 14 +11 48 13.0
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:58.712 +75.07 3 -1 43 13.7
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 9:15.499 +91.85 1 -4 50 13.3
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:15.734 +92.09 4 -2 44 12.9
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:36.251 +112.61 11 +4 22 18.7
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 9:49.339 +125.69 16 +8 47 13.3
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:18.649 +155.00 8 -1 50 11.2
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:24.977 +161.33 12 +2 29 12.1
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:27.789 +164.14 13 +2 40 13.9
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:28.449 +164.80 7 -5 53 12.8
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:30.772 +167.13 9 -4 42 12.8
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 10:32.995 +169.35 10 -4 47 11.7
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:33.289 +169.64 2 -13 37 11.9
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:56.449 +192.80 15 -1 52 11.5
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
4.867
And it's Old Gristle in front now.
8.706
Slapper takes a knock.
12.111
Old Gristle gets air.
15.678
Chunk gets air. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-3-2.
19.706
Big air for Refried Ron.
23.544
Oh dear. Averaging 19.5 contacts an event coming in.
28.367
The Kidney finds trouble. Averaging 21.9 contacts an event coming in.
31.983
Heavy contact for Old Gristle. Averaging 18.6 contacts an event coming in.
35.817
Second Sock finds trouble.
39.422
That is not going to help. Averaging 16.6 contacts an event coming in.
46.844
That is a big one for Crawlspace.
50.761
Slapper is airborne.
55.022
Up goes Honey Mustard.
1:02.261
The Unit takes a knock.
1:07.422
And Puck Yeah takes flight.
1:10.833
Slapper hits the front.
1:14.356
Heavy contact for Old Gristle.
1:18.400
Puck Yeah goes to the front.
1:21.983
And it all goes wrong.
1:25.511
They will not want to see that again.
1:29.450
They will not want to see that again.
1:34.667
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:38.356
Up goes Slapper.
1:41.900
Honey Mustard gets air.
1:45.467
Crawlspace is airborne.
1:49.544
Honey Mustard is completely off the deck.
1:53.067
Puck Yeah hits the front.
1:55.006
Slapper has it.
1:58.006
Slapper takes it.
2:01.783
Up goes Squish.
2:05.389
Big air for Refried Ron.
2:08.994
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
2:12.783
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
2:19.011
Refried Ron finds trouble.
2:23.294
And it all goes wrong.
2:27.767
The Unit gets hit hard.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard The Unit 1.561 The Unit 1.561
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 4.928 Puck Yeah 2.911
Sweeping Curve Hard Old Gristle 7.239 Old Gristle 2.311
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 10.456 Chunk 2.617
The Drops Hard Old Gristle 12.189 Chunk 1.500
Peg Field Hard Chunk 13.378 Chunk 1.150
The Pinball Table Slick Chunk 15.000 Chunk 1.622
Collision Funnel Hard Chunk 15.806 Chunk 0.806
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 17.033 Chunk 1.227
Barrier Run Smooth Honey Mustard 20.856 Slapper 1.272
Sweeping Curve Smooth Honey Mustard 22.872 Slapper 1.839
Bounce Pads Smooth Honey Mustard 24.978 Puck Yeah 1.733
S-Bend Smooth Puck Yeah 28.944 Puck Yeah 3.572
Tight Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 32.239 Puck Yeah 3.295
The Funnel Smooth Puck Yeah 34.378 Puck Yeah 2.139
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 36.744 Slapper 2.317
The Gauntlet Smooth Puck Yeah 38.739 Slapper 1.983
The Hairpin Smooth Puck Yeah 42.372 Slapper 3.561
Split Route Smooth Puck Yeah 45.422 Floppy Joe 2.822
Stairwell Hard Puck Yeah 49.717 Slapper 4.161
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 52.128 Slapper 2.367
Tight Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 55.806 Slapper 2.716
The Hairpin Smooth Puck Yeah 1:01.828 Slapper 5.800
Stairwell Hard Puck Yeah 1:05.117 Old Gristle 3.261
Fabric Run Soft fabric Puck Yeah 1:07.056 Slapper 1.861
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 1:08.861 Slapper 1.656
Peg Field Hard Slapper 1:10.617 Slapper 1.228
The Pinball Table Slick Slapper 1:12.156 Slapper 1.539
Collision Funnel Hard Slapper 1:12.989 Slapper 0.833
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 1:14.511 Slapper 1.522
Barrier Run Smooth Slapper 1:17.583 Puck Yeah 1.372
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:19.922 Puck Yeah 2.061
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 1:21.883 Old Gristle 1.678
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 1:25.128 Old Gristle 2.261
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 1:27.200 Slapper 2.072
Slick Floor Slick Slapper 1:29.494 Slapper 2.294
The Plunge Metal Slapper 1:32.089 Crawlspace 2.017
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 1:34.333 Honey Mustard 2.211
The Kicker Hard Slapper 1:35.278 Honey Mustard 0.944
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 1:37.094 Old Gristle 1.622
The Gap Hard Slapper 1:39.256 Old Gristle 1.767
The Drops Hard Slapper 1:40.750 Old Gristle 1.366
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 1:42.928 Puck Yeah 1.689
The Washboard Hard Slapper 1:45.217 Puck Yeah 2.172
Big Air Metal Slapper 1:48.856 Puck Yeah 3.050
Smooth Descent Smooth Slapper 1:51.000 Puck Yeah 2.023
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 1:53.411 Puck Yeah 2.305
Final Sprint Hard Puck Yeah 1:55.733 Puck Yeah 2.322
Target Zone Carpet Slapper 1:57.111 Slapper 0.994
Exit Gate Hard Slapper 1:58.006 Slapper 0.895
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 1/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 7 1/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 11 0/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 19 1/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 21 0/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 24 0/2 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 24 0/2 2
8 NOO The Noodles 25 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
293 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-11-8-6-14.
121.37
7
Long John The Noodles
317 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-8-8-6-8.
83.63
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
314 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-6-2-5-6.
38.70
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
316 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-13-7-9-6.
174.19
6
The Kidney The Beans · HOME
318 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 5-7-8-5-15.
100.82
5
Refried Ron The Beans · HOME
319 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 8-5-16-7-11.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
318 starts, 5 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-15-6-5-7.
141.83
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · HOME
318 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 14-6-4-13-5.
124.36
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · HOME
308 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-3-1-3-3.
8.75
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · HOME
320 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 2-3-14-1-6.
11.60
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
324 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-3-2-4-2.
6.28
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
325 starts, 85 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-2-2-3-4.
5.35
8
Slapper The Pucks
323 starts, 161 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 6-1-1-1-3.
5.81
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
320 starts, 171 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-3-1-1.
3.41
21
Custard The Soft Boys
324 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-7-4-13-8.
38.93
2
Squish The Soft Boys
314 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 8-4-10-4-4.
44.24

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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