· Season 12 · Round 23
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Chunk finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 7:43.645 | — | 6 | +5 | 40 | 14.6 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:21.617 | +37.97 | 5 | +3 | 6 | 15.3 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 8:38.267 | +54.62 | 14 | +11 | 48 | 13.0 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:58.712 | +75.07 | 3 | -1 | 43 | 13.7 |
| 5 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 9:15.499 | +91.85 | 1 | -4 | 50 | 13.3 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:15.734 | +92.09 | 4 | -2 | 44 | 12.9 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:36.251 | +112.61 | 11 | +4 | 22 | 18.7 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:49.339 | +125.69 | 16 | +8 | 47 | 13.3 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:18.649 | +155.00 | 8 | -1 | 50 | 11.2 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 10:24.977 | +161.33 | 12 | +2 | 29 | 12.1 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 10:27.789 | +164.14 | 13 | +2 | 40 | 13.9 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:28.449 | +164.80 | 7 | -5 | 53 | 12.8 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 10:30.772 | +167.13 | 9 | -4 | 42 | 12.8 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 10:32.995 | +169.35 | 10 | -4 | 47 | 11.7 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 10:33.289 | +169.64 | 2 | -13 | 37 | 11.9 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:56.449 | +192.80 | 15 | -1 | 52 | 11.5 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
4.867
And it's Old Gristle in front now.
8.706
Slapper takes a knock.
12.111
Old Gristle gets air.
15.678
Chunk gets air. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-3-2.
19.706
Big air for Refried Ron.
23.544
Oh dear. Averaging 19.5 contacts an event coming in.
28.367
The Kidney finds trouble. Averaging 21.9 contacts an event coming in.
31.983
Heavy contact for Old Gristle. Averaging 18.6 contacts an event coming in.
35.817
Second Sock finds trouble.
39.422
That is not going to help. Averaging 16.6 contacts an event coming in.
46.844
That is a big one for Crawlspace.
50.761
Slapper is airborne.
55.022
Up goes Honey Mustard.
1:02.261
The Unit takes a knock.
1:07.422
And Puck Yeah takes flight.
1:10.833
Slapper hits the front.
1:14.356
Heavy contact for Old Gristle.
1:18.400
Puck Yeah goes to the front.
1:21.983
And it all goes wrong.
1:25.511
They will not want to see that again.
1:29.450
They will not want to see that again.
1:34.667
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:38.356
Up goes Slapper.
1:41.900
Honey Mustard gets air.
1:45.467
Crawlspace is airborne.
1:49.544
Honey Mustard is completely off the deck.
1:53.067
Puck Yeah hits the front.
1:55.006
Slapper has it.
1:58.006
Slapper takes it.
2:01.783
Up goes Squish.
2:05.389
Big air for Refried Ron.
2:08.994
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
2:12.783
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
2:19.011
Refried Ron finds trouble.
2:23.294
And it all goes wrong.
2:27.767
The Unit gets hit hard.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | The Unit | 1.561 | The Unit 1.561 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 4.928 | Puck Yeah 2.911 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Old Gristle | 7.239 | Old Gristle 2.311 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 10.456 | Chunk 2.617 |
| The Drops | Hard | Old Gristle | 12.189 | Chunk 1.500 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Chunk | 13.378 | Chunk 1.150 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Chunk | 15.000 | Chunk 1.622 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Chunk | 15.806 | Chunk 0.806 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Chunk | 17.033 | Chunk 1.227 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 20.856 | Slapper 1.272 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 22.872 | Slapper 1.839 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 24.978 | Puck Yeah 1.733 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 28.944 | Puck Yeah 3.572 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 32.239 | Puck Yeah 3.295 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 34.378 | Puck Yeah 2.139 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Puck Yeah | 36.744 | Slapper 2.317 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 38.739 | Slapper 1.983 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 42.372 | Slapper 3.561 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 45.422 | Floppy Joe 2.822 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Puck Yeah | 49.717 | Slapper 4.161 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 52.128 | Slapper 2.367 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 55.806 | Slapper 2.716 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:01.828 | Slapper 5.800 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:05.117 | Old Gristle 3.261 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 1:07.056 | Slapper 1.861 |
| The Drops | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:08.861 | Slapper 1.656 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Slapper | 1:10.617 | Slapper 1.228 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Slapper | 1:12.156 | Slapper 1.539 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Slapper | 1:12.989 | Slapper 0.833 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 1:14.511 | Slapper 1.522 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Slapper | 1:17.583 | Puck Yeah 1.372 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:19.922 | Puck Yeah 2.061 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:21.883 | Old Gristle 1.678 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 1:25.128 | Old Gristle 2.261 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Slapper | 1:27.200 | Slapper 2.072 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Slapper | 1:29.494 | Slapper 2.294 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Slapper | 1:32.089 | Crawlspace 2.017 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 1:34.333 | Honey Mustard 2.211 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Slapper | 1:35.278 | Honey Mustard 0.944 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 1:37.094 | Old Gristle 1.622 |
| The Gap | Hard | Slapper | 1:39.256 | Old Gristle 1.767 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 1:40.750 | Old Gristle 1.366 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:42.928 | Puck Yeah 1.689 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Slapper | 1:45.217 | Puck Yeah 2.172 |
| Big Air | Metal | Slapper | 1:48.856 | Puck Yeah 3.050 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Slapper | 1:51.000 | Puck Yeah 2.023 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:53.411 | Puck Yeah 2.305 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:55.733 | Puck Yeah 2.322 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Slapper | 1:57.111 | Slapper 0.994 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | Slapper | 1:58.006 | Slapper 0.895 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 7 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 11 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 19 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 21 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 24 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 25 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared5
Refried Ron
The Beans · HOME
319 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 8-5-16-7-11.
219.30
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · HOME
318 starts, 5 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-15-6-5-7.
141.83
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · HOME
318 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 14-6-4-13-5.
124.36
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · HOME
308 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-3-1-3-3.
8.75
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · HOME
320 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 2-3-14-1-6.
11.60
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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