Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 12 · Round 26

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:12.299 1 0 39 15.0
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:16.645 +64.35 16 +14 4 20.2
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:33.172 +80.87 7 +4 33 13.5
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:44.212 +91.91 5 +1 43 15.3
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 9:45.528 +93.23 9 +4 54 12.6
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 9:48.683 +96.38 13 +7 52 14.7
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 10:00.612 +108.31 15 +8 46 14.6
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:00.961 +108.66 8 0 41 14.4
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 10:02.022 +109.72 10 +1 46 14.1
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 10:16.473 +124.17 2 -8 48 15.2
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 10:17.483 +125.18 3 -8 40 13.5
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:22.884 +130.59 6 -6 58 13.5
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:24.961 +132.66 4 -9 37 16.0
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:35.972 +143.67 14 0 54 16.2
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:38.250 +145.95 12 -3 45 12.8
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:42.350 +150.05 11 -5 55 13.3
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 22.0 contacts an event coming in.
5.800
Chunk hits the front.
11.128
No idea what happened there.
14.589
Chunk gets air.
18.189
Right into it goes Stubbs. Averaging 19.8 contacts an event coming in.
21.750
Big air for Squish.
25.161
Right into it goes Refried Ron. Averaging 24.4 contacts an event coming in.
29.000
And it all goes wrong.
32.561
Up goes Custard. Recent finishes: 7-5-4-3-8.
36.044
Chunk is completely off the deck.
39.567
Chunk takes a knock. Averaging 18.6 contacts an event coming in.
43.039
Long John gets air.
46.494
Up goes Squish.
50.572
Squish is airborne.
58.317
The Lieutenant gets air.
1:03.194
Right into it goes Wide Load.
1:07.983
Heavy contact for Damp Kevin.
1:11.644
That is a big one for Squish.
1:17.067
That is not going to help.
1:21.122
Extraordinary scenes.
1:25.011
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:28.556
And it all goes wrong.
1:32.483
The Kidney gets hit hard.
1:36.033
Extraordinary scenes.
1:39.439
Up goes Custard.
1:43.056
And Refried Ron takes flight.
1:46.706
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:52.033
No idea what happened there.
1:55.617
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:59.217
Up goes Damp Kevin.
2:00.822
Here comes Wide Load.
2:02.906
Lil Nugget finds trouble.
2:06.306
It is Wide Load!
2:10.178
Heavy contact for The Heel.
2:13.644
Stubbs gets air.
2:21.039
No idea what happened there.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Refried Ron 1.561 Refried Ron 1.561
Smooth Descent Metal Chunk 4.867 The Lieutenant 2.922
Sweeping Curve Metal Chunk 7.467 Custard 2.588
Smooth Descent Metal Chunk 10.367 The Lieutenant 2.511
The Drops Metal The Lieutenant 12.061 The Lieutenant 1.550
Peg Field Hard Chunk 13.367 Chunk 1.289
The Pinball Table Slick Chunk 15.061 Chunk 1.694
Collision Funnel Hard Chunk 16.128 The Lieutenant 0.972
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 17.817 Wide Load 1.517
Barrier Run Smooth Chunk 20.139 Wide Load 1.195
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 22.489 Wide Load 1.905
Bounce Pads Smooth The Lieutenant 24.889 Wide Load 2.311
Laundry Chute Soft fabric The Lieutenant 28.367 Wide Load 3.067
Narrow Pipe Metal The Lieutenant 31.067 Long John 1.567
The Drops Metal The Lieutenant 32.683 Long John 1.394
Rotating Drum Metal The Lieutenant 33.961 The Lieutenant 1.278
Laundry Chute Soft fabric The Lieutenant 35.722 Chunk 1.716
The Washboard Metal The Lieutenant 37.239 The Lieutenant 1.517
Slick Floor Slick The Lieutenant 38.922 Wide Load 1.656
S-Bend Smooth Stubbs 47.317 The Heel 3.950
Tight Curve Smooth Custard 50.439 Floppy Joe 2.628
The Funnel Smooth The Lieutenant 53.211 Wide Load 2.434
Narrow Pipe Metal The Lieutenant 55.889 Chunk 2.005
The Gauntlet Smooth The Lieutenant 57.956 Chunk 1.939
The Hairpin Smooth The Lieutenant 1:01.822 Chunk 3.745
Split Route Smooth The Lieutenant 1:03.472 The Lieutenant 1.650
The Spiral Metal The Lieutenant 1:06.261 Chunk 2.084
Laundry Chute Soft fabric The Lieutenant 1:19.833 The Lieutenant 13.572
Rotating Drum Metal The Lieutenant 1:23.478 Wide Load 1.422
Narrow Pipe Metal The Lieutenant 1:26.656 Wide Load 1.422
The Drops Metal The Lieutenant 1:28.378 Wide Load 1.261
Peg Field Hard The Lieutenant 1:29.844 Wide Load 1.045
The Pinball Table Slick Wide Load 1:31.972 Wide Load 1.705
Collision Funnel Hard Wide Load 1:32.961 Lil Nugget 0.967
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 1:34.350 Wide Load 1.389
Barrier Run Smooth Wide Load 1:35.606 Wide Load 1.256
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:37.667 Wide Load 2.061
Bounce Pads Smooth Wide Load 1:39.350 Wide Load 1.683
Bounce Pads Smooth Wide Load 1:40.972 The Lieutenant 1.445
The Gap Hard Wide Load 1:42.961 The Lieutenant 1.544
The Drops Hard Wide Load 1:44.600 The Lieutenant 1.195
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 1:46.939 The Lieutenant 1.483
The Washboard Hard The Lieutenant 1:49.728 The Lieutenant 2.789
Big Air Metal The Lieutenant 1:53.906 Stubbs 3.289
Smooth Descent Smooth The Lieutenant 1:56.222 Chunk 2.189
Sweeping Curve Metal The Lieutenant 1:58.761 Chunk 2.322
Final Sprint Metal The Lieutenant 2:01.578 Wide Load 2.389
Target Zone Carpet Wide Load 2:02.944 Wide Load 0.966
Exit Gate Metal Wide Load 2:03.822 Wide Load 0.878
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 0/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 11 0/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 13 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 14 0/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 19 1/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 19 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 27 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
295 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-4-8-11-8.
68.45
7
Long John The Noodles
319 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-4-5-8-8.
47.12
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
317 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-13-3-7-6.
34.07
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · HOME
317 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-3-7-14-6.
41.59
5
Refried Ron The Beans
322 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 8-7-5-8-5.
145.16
6
The Kidney The Beans
320 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-5-5-7-8.
56.40
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
321 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-5-7-14-6.
61.16
4
Radiator Basement Heat
312 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-10-7-6-5.
60.47
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
313 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-2-4-2-12.
11.80
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
322 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 4-2-2-3-14.
8.39
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
327 starts, 86 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-1-3-2-2.
5.88
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
324 starts, 78 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-1-2-3-1.
4.54
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
305 starts, 141 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-12-6-1-1.
10.37
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
322 starts, 172 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-6-1-1-3.
4.27
21
Custard The Soft Boys
326 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 3-8-4-7-4.
29.97
2
Squish The Soft Boys
317 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-2-8-8-4.
28.36

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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