· Season 12 · Round 29
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win
Puck Yeah took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 8:17.544 | — | 15 | +14 | 36 | 13.5 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:33.300 | +15.76 | 2 | 0 | 33 | 14.2 |
| 3 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 8:40.073 | +22.53 | 4 | +1 | 44 | 13.6 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:00.994 | +43.45 | 3 | -1 | 40 | 13.1 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:21.816 | +64.27 | 8 | +3 | 8 | 17.4 |
| 6 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 9:23.855 | +66.31 | 16 | +10 | 36 | 13.8 |
| 7 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 9:29.628 | +72.08 | 9 | +2 | 38 | 14.1 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:33.206 | +75.66 | 14 | +6 | 42 | 12.7 |
| 9 | Long John | The Noodles | 9:37.028 | +79.48 | 1 | -8 | 35 | 13.7 |
| 10 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:41.499 | +83.96 | 10 | 0 | 36 | 14.1 |
| 11 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 9:44.384 | +86.84 | 12 | +1 | 46 | 13.1 |
| 12 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 9:48.850 | +91.31 | 7 | -5 | 49 | 11.2 |
| 13 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 9:50.167 | +92.62 | 13 | 0 | 38 | 13.8 |
| 14 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 9:58.511 | +100.97 | 11 | -3 | 38 | 13.7 |
| 15 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 10:03.917 | +106.37 | 5 | -10 | 41 | 13.0 |
| 16 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 10:04.178 | +106.63 | 6 | -10 | 43 | 14.0 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
6.689
Chunk takes a knock. Averaging 18.8 contacts an event coming in.
11.072
Chunk is airborne.
14.472
Yolk finds trouble. Averaging 18.6 contacts an event coming in.
18.333
Butter Bean is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 7-6-5-8-4.
24.033
Butter Bean drops to the back.
27.561
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Averaging 19.9 contacts an event coming in.
31.044
Gravy is airborne.
34.778
Honey Mustard gets air. Recent finishes: 3-8-3-4-3.
38.194
And Floppy Joe takes flight.
41.756
Big air for Slapper.
45.483
You do not see that every day.
49.256
And Honey Mustard takes flight.
52.939
Up goes Slapper.
56.700
Gravy has the lead.
1:00.278
Floppy Joe gets air.
1:04.156
Absolute carnage.
1:12.033
Yolk is making ground.
1:17.233
Gravy is airborne.
1:20.656
And Gravy takes flight.
1:24.589
And it all goes wrong.
1:28.033
Absolute carnage.
1:32.183
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:35.739
That is a big one for Refried Ron.
1:41.839
Yolk finds trouble.
1:46.150
Up goes Chunk.
1:52.056
Right into it goes Gravy.
1:56.261
Slapper has it.
1:58.328
That is not going to help.
2:01.728
Puck Yeah wins it.
2:06.217
That is a big one for Refried Ron.
2:12.111
Right into it goes Tube Sock.
2:17.422
That is going to sting in the morning.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Chunk | 1.572 | Chunk 1.572 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Chunk | 4.844 | Slapper 2.866 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Chunk | 7.100 | Radiator 2.150 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Chunk | 10.261 | Gravy 2.661 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Chunk | 12.083 | Gravy 1.539 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Gravy | 21.044 | Gravy 8.516 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Gravy | 23.950 | Custard 2.784 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Gravy | 25.767 | Slapper 1.222 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Chunk | 28.106 | Custard 1.961 |
| The Drops | Metal | Chunk | 29.700 | Slapper 1.517 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Chunk | 31.289 | Honey Mustard 1.455 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 32.600 | Puck Yeah 1.306 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 34.394 | Slapper 1.794 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 39.233 | Crawlspace 4.505 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Slapper | 42.322 | Slapper 3.089 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 44.122 | Puck Yeah 1.789 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 45.811 | Puck Yeah 1.644 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 47.872 | Slapper 2.061 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 49.250 | Slapper 1.378 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 51.411 | Puck Yeah 2.122 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Slapper | 52.856 | Chunk 1.361 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 55.022 | Gravy 1.800 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Gravy | 57.478 | Yolk 0.606 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 1:06.928 | Puck Yeah 2.728 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Slapper | 1:09.267 | Floppy Joe 1.433 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 1:12.717 | Floppy Joe 1.639 |
| The Drops | Metal | Slapper | 1:14.333 | Floppy Joe 1.578 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Slapper | 1:15.572 | Slapper 1.239 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Slapper | 1:17.267 | Slapper 1.695 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Slapper | 1:18.094 | Slapper 0.827 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 1:19.406 | Slapper 1.312 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Slapper | 1:20.461 | Slapper 1.055 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:22.167 | Slapper 1.706 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 1:23.561 | Slapper 1.394 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Slapper | 1:26.028 | Puck Yeah 2.389 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:33.922 | Chunk 3.023 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Slapper | 1:36.183 | Chunk 2.172 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 1:38.128 | Chunk 1.894 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Slapper | 1:40.033 | Chunk 1.884 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 1:43.622 | Slapper 3.589 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Slapper | 1:46.200 | Honey Mustard 2.261 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 1:50.383 | Honey Mustard 2.578 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Slapper | 1:53.100 | Honey Mustard 2.577 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Slapper | 1:56.939 | Puck Yeah 1.150 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Slapper | 1:59.261 | Puck Yeah 1.016 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 3 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 9 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 11 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 13 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 22 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 24 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 27 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 27 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · HOME
295 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-4-8-11-8.
87.22
7
Long John
The Noodles · HOME
321 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-12-6-4-5.
125.61
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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