· Season 12 · Round 38
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:23.662 | — | 3 | +2 | 36 | 13.4 |
| 2 | Slapper | The Pucks | 8:27.489 | +3.83 | 13 | +11 | 39 | 13.6 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:59.689 | +36.03 | 6 | +3 | 38 | 14.0 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:09.466 | +45.80 | 12 | +8 | 41 | 13.3 |
| 5 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 9:21.312 | +57.65 | 1 | -4 | 40 | 13.1 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 9:27.551 | +63.89 | 9 | +3 | 32 | 12.6 |
| 7 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 9:34.728 | +71.07 | 14 | +7 | 35 | 13.5 |
| 8 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 9:40.623 | +76.96 | 7 | -1 | 34 | 13.8 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:45.889 | +82.23 | 11 | +2 | 31 | 15.2 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:47.111 | +83.45 | 16 | +6 | 41 | 12.7 |
| 11 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 9:49.050 | +85.39 | 8 | -3 | 32 | 11.3 |
| 12 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:54.573 | +90.91 | 4 | -8 | 40 | 12.6 |
| 13 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 9:55.744 | +92.08 | 2 | -11 | 44 | 12.3 |
| 14 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 10:05.289 | +101.63 | 15 | +1 | 44 | 11.7 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:06.078 | +102.42 | 5 | -10 | 40 | 13.3 |
| 16 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 10:15.639 | +111.98 | 10 | -6 | 37 | 13.2 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 22.5 contacts an event coming in.
7.122
Wide Load finds trouble.
11.828
Absolute carnage.
15.817
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 3-2-2-8-3.
19.600
They will not want to see that again.
24.033
Chunk is coming through.
27.878
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Averaging 19.9 contacts an event coming in.
31.606
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 4-11-8-6-14.
35.156
Wide Load gets air. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-1.
38.750
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
42.222
Up goes Chunk.
45.733
Up goes Thick Rick.
49.989
Tender Greg takes a knock.
53.528
Big air for Butter Bean.
57.633
Big air for The Unit.
1:01.589
That is the sport, right there.
1:06.233
That is a big one for Old Gristle.
1:11.322
That is the sport, right there.
1:15.683
Wide Load is completely off the deck.
1:19.517
Thick Rick gets air.
1:23.228
That is not going to help.
1:26.667
And Butter Bean takes flight.
1:31.122
It is chaos out there.
1:35.467
Heavy contact for Old Gristle.
1:39.111
Up goes Tube Sock.
1:43.261
Custard gets going.
1:48.494
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:52.033
No idea what happened there.
1:55.678
Right into it goes Slapper.
2:01.550
Wide Load is going to win this.
2:03.133
Tender Greg takes a knock.
2:06.533
Wide Load wins it.
2:10.978
The Unit gets hit hard.
2:15.317
Heavy contact for Pilot Light.
2:20.083
Damp Kevin finds trouble.
2:33.256
And it all goes wrong.
2:38.011
The Kidney gets hit hard.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Butter Bean | 1.567 | Butter Bean 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Butter Bean | 5.167 | Wide Load 3.016 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 7.822 | Tender Greg 2.489 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Wide Load | 11.089 | Chunk 3.039 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Wide Load | 12.694 | Wide Load 1.605 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Wide Load | 19.672 | Wide Load 6.978 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 22.411 | Wide Load 2.739 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Wide Load | 24.611 | Thick Rick 1.272 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 28.078 | Thick Rick 1.450 |
| The Drops | Metal | Wide Load | 29.772 | Thick Rick 1.283 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 31.333 | Thick Rick 1.323 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 32.756 | Tender Greg 1.361 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 34.800 | Slapper 1.872 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Thick Rick | 40.039 | Thick Rick 5.156 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Thick Rick | 42.956 | Thick Rick 2.917 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Thick Rick | 44.611 | Thick Rick 1.655 |
| The Drops | Hard | Thick Rick | 46.122 | Thick Rick 1.511 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Thick Rick | 48.583 | Slapper 2.050 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 50.900 | Slapper 1.344 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 53.156 | Wide Load 2.256 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Wide Load | 54.761 | Old Gristle 1.489 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 57.178 | Chunk 2.167 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Wide Load | 1:06.250 | Damp Kevin 0.600 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 1:09.022 | Slapper 2.712 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Wide Load | 1:11.528 | Tender Greg 1.389 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 1:14.928 | Tender Greg 1.523 |
| The Drops | Metal | Wide Load | 1:16.561 | Tender Greg 1.327 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Wide Load | 1:18.089 | Custard 1.306 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Wide Load | 1:21.628 | Old Gristle 1.738 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Wide Load | 1:23.061 | Custard 0.905 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 1:25.100 | Custard 1.534 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:26.611 | Slapper 1.444 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:28.294 | Wide Load 1.683 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:30.211 | Chunk 1.744 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:33.756 | Slapper 3.344 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:37.589 | Chunk 2.995 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:39.722 | Wide Load 2.133 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 1:42.083 | Wide Load 2.361 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:44.056 | Wide Load 1.973 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:47.700 | Chunk 3.472 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:50.628 | The Kidney 2.578 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:54.944 | Chunk 3.522 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:57.767 | Chunk 2.439 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Wide Load | 2:02.156 | Chunk 1.195 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Wide Load | 2:04.550 | Chunk 1.089 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 3 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 7 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 14 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 15 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 22 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 23 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 27 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · HOME
303 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-13-8-5-8.
219.30
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · HOME
333 starts, 72 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-2-1-3-2.
4.77
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · HOME
332 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 7-4-11-7-5.
32.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · HOME
312 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-7-4-3-8.
24.77
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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