Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 12 · Round 38

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:23.662 3 +2 36 13.4
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 8:27.489 +3.83 13 +11 39 13.6
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:59.689 +36.03 6 +3 38 14.0
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:09.466 +45.80 12 +8 41 13.3
5 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 9:21.312 +57.65 1 -4 40 13.1
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 9:27.551 +63.89 9 +3 32 12.6
7 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 9:34.728 +71.07 14 +7 35 13.5
8 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 9:40.623 +76.96 7 -1 34 13.8
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:45.889 +82.23 11 +2 31 15.2
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 9:47.111 +83.45 16 +6 41 12.7
11 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 9:49.050 +85.39 8 -3 32 11.3
12 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 9:54.573 +90.91 4 -8 40 12.6
13 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 9:55.744 +92.08 2 -11 44 12.3
14 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 10:05.289 +101.63 15 +1 44 11.7
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:06.078 +102.42 5 -10 40 13.3
16 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 10:15.639 +111.98 10 -6 37 13.2
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 22.5 contacts an event coming in.
7.122
Wide Load finds trouble.
11.828
Absolute carnage.
15.817
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 3-2-2-8-3.
19.600
They will not want to see that again.
24.033
Chunk is coming through.
27.878
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Averaging 19.9 contacts an event coming in.
31.606
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 4-11-8-6-14.
35.156
Wide Load gets air. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-1.
38.750
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
42.222
Up goes Chunk.
45.733
Up goes Thick Rick.
49.989
Tender Greg takes a knock.
53.528
Big air for Butter Bean.
57.633
Big air for The Unit.
1:01.589
That is the sport, right there.
1:06.233
That is a big one for Old Gristle.
1:11.322
That is the sport, right there.
1:15.683
Wide Load is completely off the deck.
1:19.517
Thick Rick gets air.
1:23.228
That is not going to help.
1:26.667
And Butter Bean takes flight.
1:31.122
It is chaos out there.
1:35.467
Heavy contact for Old Gristle.
1:39.111
Up goes Tube Sock.
1:43.261
Custard gets going.
1:48.494
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:52.033
No idea what happened there.
1:55.678
Right into it goes Slapper.
2:01.550
Wide Load is going to win this.
2:03.133
Tender Greg takes a knock.
2:06.533
Wide Load wins it.
2:10.978
The Unit gets hit hard.
2:15.317
Heavy contact for Pilot Light.
2:20.083
Damp Kevin finds trouble.
2:33.256
And it all goes wrong.
2:38.011
The Kidney gets hit hard.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Butter Bean 1.567 Butter Bean 1.567
Smooth Descent Carpet Butter Bean 5.167 Wide Load 3.016
Sweeping Curve Carpet Wide Load 7.822 Tender Greg 2.489
Smooth Descent Carpet Wide Load 11.089 Chunk 3.039
The Drops Carpet Wide Load 12.694 Wide Load 1.605
The Spiral Metal Wide Load 19.672 Wide Load 6.978
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Wide Load 22.411 Wide Load 2.739
Rotating Drum Metal Wide Load 24.611 Thick Rick 1.272
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 28.078 Thick Rick 1.450
The Drops Metal Wide Load 29.772 Thick Rick 1.283
Stairwell Hard Wide Load 31.333 Thick Rick 1.323
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 32.756 Tender Greg 1.361
Tight Curve Carpet Wide Load 34.800 Slapper 1.872
The Hairpin Smooth Thick Rick 40.039 Thick Rick 5.156
Stairwell Hard Thick Rick 42.956 Thick Rick 2.917
Fabric Run Soft fabric Thick Rick 44.611 Thick Rick 1.655
The Drops Hard Thick Rick 46.122 Thick Rick 1.511
Carpet Flat Carpet Thick Rick 48.583 Slapper 2.050
Fabric Run Soft fabric Wide Load 50.900 Slapper 1.344
Sweeping Curve Carpet Wide Load 53.156 Wide Load 2.256
The Kicker Smooth Wide Load 54.761 Old Gristle 1.489
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 57.178 Chunk 2.167
The Spiral Metal Wide Load 1:06.250 Damp Kevin 0.600
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Wide Load 1:09.022 Slapper 2.712
Rotating Drum Metal Wide Load 1:11.528 Tender Greg 1.389
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 1:14.928 Tender Greg 1.523
The Drops Metal Wide Load 1:16.561 Tender Greg 1.327
Peg Field Hard Wide Load 1:18.089 Custard 1.306
The Pinball Table Slick Wide Load 1:21.628 Old Gristle 1.738
Collision Funnel Hard Wide Load 1:23.061 Custard 0.905
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 1:25.100 Custard 1.534
Barrier Run Smooth Wide Load 1:26.611 Slapper 1.444
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:28.294 Wide Load 1.683
Bounce Pads Smooth Wide Load 1:30.211 Chunk 1.744
S-Bend Smooth Wide Load 1:33.756 Slapper 3.344
Tight Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:37.589 Chunk 2.995
The Funnel Smooth Wide Load 1:39.722 Wide Load 2.133
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 1:42.083 Wide Load 2.361
The Gauntlet Smooth Wide Load 1:44.056 Wide Load 1.973
The Hairpin Smooth Wide Load 1:47.700 Chunk 3.472
Split Route Smooth Wide Load 1:50.628 The Kidney 2.578
Sweeping Curve Carpet Wide Load 1:54.944 Chunk 3.522
Final Sprint Carpet Wide Load 1:57.767 Chunk 2.439
Target Zone Carpet Wide Load 2:02.156 Chunk 1.195
Exit Gate Carpet Wide Load 2:04.550 Chunk 1.089
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 1/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 7 0/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 14 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 15 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 22 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 23 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 25 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · HOME
303 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-13-8-5-8.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · HOME
328 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 9-5-5-3-8.
92.47
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
326 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-6-4-5-5.
53.04
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
323 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-6-13-4-7.
98.06
6
The Kidney The Beans
327 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-7-16-6-9.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
317 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 12-7-6-5-8.
105.09
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
324 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-5-6-7-7.
125.44
1
The Unit Basement Heat
325 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-5-16-6-11.
88.08
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
317 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-10-8-3-4.
9.85
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
332 starts, 26 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-8-3-3-4.
12.91
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · HOME
333 starts, 72 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-2-1-3-2.
4.77
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · HOME
334 starts, 87 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 8-3-2-7-1.
6.62
8
Slapper The Pucks
331 starts, 166 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-1-2-1-1.
3.36
4
Wide Load The Pucks
311 starts, 145 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-1-2-1-1.
6.49
21
Custard The Soft Boys · HOME
332 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 7-4-11-7-5.
32.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · HOME
312 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-7-4-3-8.
24.77

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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