Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 12 · Round 41

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Chunk finished second. 15 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:18.400 14 +13 43 13.8
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 8:29.677 +11.28 16 +14 44 12.9
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:34.383 +15.98 1 -2 28 21.8
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:57.072 +38.67 7 +3 45 13.6
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:08.689 +50.29 3 -2 40 14.7
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:16.677 +58.28 12 +6 23 20.1
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:28.606 +70.21 2 -5 44 13.2
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:57.812 +99.41 13 +5 43 11.8
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:08.923 +110.52 10 +1 29 13.3
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:17.851 +119.45 4 -6 54 13.4
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:18.183 +119.78 5 -6 34 11.8
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:22.384 +123.98 9 -3 49 12.9
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:26.079 +127.68 15 +2 46 11.8
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:29.239 +130.84 11 -3 54 13.0
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:40.611 +142.21 6 -9 56 11.0
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:52.156 +153.76 8 -8 40 11.8
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 22.6 contacts an event coming in.
5.400
And it's The Coaster in front now.
10.667
Up goes The Coaster.
14.144
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 6-4-8-8-5.
18.033
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 6-4-8-8-5.
21.961
Up goes Thick Rick.
25.789
They will not want to see that again. Averaging 20.0 contacts an event coming in.
32.033
Second Sock is going backwards.
38.472
Slapper gets air.
43.806
No idea what happened there.
47.394
Absolute carnage. Averaging 19.0 contacts an event coming in.
51.567
Honey Mustard takes a knock.
55.583
Damp Kevin gets hit hard.
1:02.000
Floppy Joe gets air.
1:06.956
Up goes The Unit.
1:10.944
The Coaster finds trouble.
1:14.628
That is the sport, right there.
1:18.817
No idea what happened there.
1:22.406
No idea what happened there.
1:25.850
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:30.039
You do not see that every day.
1:33.711
The Kidney is completely off the deck.
1:37.200
Chunk is completely off the deck.
1:41.111
Absolute carnage.
1:44.656
Chunk gets air.
1:48.567
Heavy contact for Radiator.
1:52.572
You do not see that every day.
1:56.050
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:59.444
Slapper is going to win this.
2:00.344
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:03.744
It is The Coaster!
2:07.261
Oh dear.
2:11.278
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:14.950
Up goes The Kidney.
2:22.083
The Unit finds trouble.
2:30.256
You do not see that every day.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Butter Bean 1.567 Butter Bean 1.567
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 4.844 Slapper 2.988
Sweeping Curve Hard The Coaster 7.111 Thick Rick 2.206
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 10.233 Thick Rick 2.667
The Drops Hard The Coaster 11.994 Thick Rick 1.622
Peg Field Hard The Coaster 13.311 Honey Mustard 1.289
The Pinball Table Slick The Coaster 15.378 Honey Mustard 1.855
Collision Funnel Hard The Coaster 16.667 Honey Mustard 0.867
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 18.644 Honey Mustard 1.356
Barrier Run Smooth The Coaster 20.183 The Lieutenant 1.522
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Coaster 22.389 Slapper 1.922
Bounce Pads Smooth The Coaster 24.172 The Coaster 1.783
S-Bend Smooth The Coaster 27.872 Slapper 3.672
Tight Curve Smooth The Coaster 31.500 Chunk 3.128
The Funnel Smooth The Coaster 33.672 Slapper 2.122
Narrow Pipe Metal The Coaster 36.017 The Coaster 2.345
The Gauntlet Smooth The Coaster 38.011 The Coaster 1.994
The Hairpin Smooth The Coaster 41.539 The Coaster 3.528
Split Route Smooth The Coaster 44.800 Honey Mustard 2.867
Stairwell Hard The Coaster 49.017 Chunk 3.661
Carpet Flat Carpet The Coaster 52.272 Thick Rick 2.411
Tight Curve Carpet Chunk 56.061 The Lieutenant 2.839
The Hairpin Smooth Chunk 1:01.800 Yolk 4.322
Stairwell Hard Chunk 1:05.033 Slapper 3.200
Fabric Run Soft fabric Chunk 1:06.889 The Coaster 1.722
The Drops Hard Chunk 1:08.544 Slapper 1.611
Peg Field Hard Chunk 1:10.339 Thick Rick 1.261
The Pinball Table Slick Chunk 1:12.206 Thick Rick 1.667
Collision Funnel Hard Chunk 1:13.067 Chunk 0.861
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 1:14.372 Chunk 1.305
Barrier Run Smooth Slapper 1:15.928 Slapper 1.128
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 1:17.783 Slapper 1.855
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 1:19.444 Slapper 1.661
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 1:22.811 Radiator 2.711
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 1:25.567 Second Sock 2.578
Slick Floor Slick Slapper 1:27.872 Slapper 2.305
The Plunge Metal Slapper 1:30.444 Thick Rick 1.956
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 1:32.817 Thick Rick 2.094
The Kicker Hard Slapper 1:33.806 Chunk 0.939
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 1:35.856 Chunk 1.766
The Gap Hard Slapper 1:38.550 Chunk 1.967
The Drops Hard Slapper 1:40.422 Chunk 1.478
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 1:42.839 Chunk 1.989
The Washboard Hard Slapper 1:44.828 Slapper 1.989
Big Air Metal Slapper 1:48.656 The Coaster 3.522
Smooth Descent Smooth Slapper 1:50.867 Slapper 2.211
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 1:53.200 Slapper 2.333
Final Sprint Hard Slapper 1:55.983 Chunk 2.739
Target Zone Carpet Slapper 2:00.139 The Unit 1.250
Exit Gate Hard Slapper 2:02.444 The Unit 1.189
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 1/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 6 0/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 10 0/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 15 0/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 20 0/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 24 0/2 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 28 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
339 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-5-3-7-13.
58.51
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
304 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-6-13-8-5.
211.07
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
325 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-4-6-6-13.
107.09
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
325 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-6-4-13-5.
67.60
6
The Kidney The Beans · HOME
329 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 15-6-8-7-16.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · HOME
319 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-6-12-7-6.
160.28
4
Radiator Basement Heat · HOME
320 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 11-7-7-16-8.
196.58
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
326 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-8-5-16-6.
66.87
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · HOME
321 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-3-5-4-3.
11.20
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · HOME
333 starts, 26 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-3-8-3-3.
13.13
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
333 starts, 79 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-2-4-1-2.
4.15
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
335 starts, 87 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-8-3-2-7.
6.13
8
Slapper The Pucks
333 starts, 167 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 4-1-2-1-2.
4.59
3
The Coaster The Pucks
327 starts, 164 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-1-2-1.
4.67
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
333 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 8-5-1-6-4.
31.23
2
Squish The Soft Boys
325 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 5-4-3-7-4.
33.49

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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