Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 12 · Round 8

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:01.938 6 +5 32 21.1
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:29.577 +27.64 5 +3 44 14.8
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:11.327 +69.39 3 0 46 15.1
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 9:37.761 +95.82 12 +8 45 14.0
5 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 9:47.889 +105.95 4 -1 45 12.5
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 9:48.933 +107.00 7 +1 60 13.8
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 9:49.828 +107.89 8 +1 49 13.4
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 9:50.794 +108.86 15 +7 45 14.9
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 9:58.056 +116.12 9 0 45 13.1
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 9:58.456 +116.52 10 0 48 13.3
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:06.505 +124.57 2 -9 43 13.7
12 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 10:07.905 +125.97 1 -11 47 14.3
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 10:08.561 +126.62 16 +3 43 15.8
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 10:08.912 +126.97 11 -3 21 18.4
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 10:24.033 +142.10 13 -2 16 19.7
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 11:14.677 +192.74 14 -2 16 22.3
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
6.600
And it's Chunk in front now. Career record: 85 wins from 321, average finish 3.7.
10.633
Up goes Chunk.
14.189
Big air for Damp Kevin. Recent finishes: 2-5-9-7-6.
17.839
No idea what happened there.
21.889
Up goes Slapper.
25.489
Wide Load gets hit hard.
29.089
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 4-9-2-11-2.
32.594
You do not see that every day.
36.089
Gravy is completely off the deck.
39.606
Look at that. Recent finishes: 8-7-4-6-4.
43.122
Crooked Pete is airborne.
46.817
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
51.706
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
56.294
And Chunk takes flight. Recent finishes: 4-9-2-11-2.
59.772
Big Randy finds trouble.
1:03.261
And Gravy takes flight.
1:07.217
It is chaos out there.
1:10.867
Refried Ron gets hit hard.
1:14.717
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:20.033
Big move from Damp Kevin.
1:23.511
That is not going to help.
1:27.039
Big air for Gravy.
1:30.828
And Slapper takes flight.
1:34.400
Up goes Damp Kevin.
1:37.911
Look at that.
1:41.439
Slapper is off the course.
1:44.994
It is chaos out there.
1:48.722
Chunk is completely off the deck.
1:52.122
The Kidney gets air.
1:55.711
Crawlspace is completely off the deck.
1:59.244
Crawlspace gets hit hard.
2:01.344
Chunk is going to win this.
2:02.811
Damp Kevin finds trouble.
2:06.211
Slapper wins it.
2:09.817
Up goes Custard.
2:16.133
Custard is airborne.
2:20.956
Crooked Pete finds trouble.
2:27.194
Refried Ron gets hit hard.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal The Kidney 1.567 The Kidney 1.567
Smooth Descent Metal Chunk 5.028 Chunk 2.772
Sweeping Curve Metal Chunk 7.311 Chunk 2.283
Smooth Descent Metal Chunk 9.600 Chunk 2.289
The Drops Metal Chunk 11.022 Chunk 1.422
Peg Field Hard Chunk 12.194 Chunk 1.172
The Pinball Table Slick Chunk 13.867 Gravy 1.600
Collision Funnel Hard Chunk 14.678 Chunk 0.811
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 15.917 Chunk 1.239
Barrier Run Smooth Chunk 16.967 Chunk 1.050
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 18.856 Slapper 1.383
Bounce Pads Smooth Chunk 21.194 Chunk 2.338
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Chunk 24.561 Stubbs 3.188
Narrow Pipe Metal Chunk 27.489 Refried Ron 1.588
The Drops Metal Chunk 29.167 Refried Ron 1.400
Rotating Drum Metal Chunk 30.489 Refried Ron 1.234
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Chunk 32.189 Chunk 1.700
The Washboard Metal Chunk 34.150 Wide Load 1.656
Slick Floor Slick Chunk 36.067 Slapper 1.800
S-Bend Smooth Chunk 39.522 Chunk 3.455
Tight Curve Smooth Chunk 43.550 Crooked Pete 1.956
The Funnel Smooth Chunk 46.028 Slapper 2.456
Narrow Pipe Metal Chunk 48.717 Slapper 2.477
The Gauntlet Smooth Chunk 50.733 Slapper 2.006
The Hairpin Smooth Chunk 54.439 Gravy 3.694
Split Route Smooth Chunk 56.078 Gravy 1.594
The Spiral Metal Chunk 58.939 Slapper 1.967
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Chunk 1:12.411 Slapper 13.278
Rotating Drum Metal Chunk 1:20.283 Custard 1.411
Narrow Pipe Metal Chunk 1:23.989 Custard 1.545
The Drops Metal Chunk 1:25.689 Custard 1.339
Peg Field Hard Chunk 1:27.083 Custard 1.139
The Pinball Table Slick Chunk 1:29.083 Custard 1.561
Collision Funnel Hard Chunk 1:30.433 Custard 0.778
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 1:32.561 Slapper 1.228
Barrier Run Smooth Chunk 1:34.089 Slapper 1.000
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 1:36.233 Slapper 1.572
Bounce Pads Smooth Chunk 1:37.817 Chunk 1.584
Bounce Pads Smooth Chunk 1:39.278 Gravy 1.361
The Gap Hard Chunk 1:41.044 Gravy 1.500
The Drops Hard Chunk 1:42.283 Chunk 1.239
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 1:44.406 Crawlspace 1.689
The Washboard Hard Chunk 1:46.789 Chunk 2.383
Big Air Metal Chunk 1:50.006 Gravy 2.889
Smooth Descent Smooth Chunk 1:52.033 Gravy 1.900
Sweeping Curve Metal Chunk 1:54.506 Gravy 2.322
Final Sprint Metal Chunk 1:56.956 Chunk 2.450
Target Zone Carpet Chunk 2:02.072 Crawlspace 1.283
Exit Gate Metal Chunk 2:04.344 Crawlspace 1.200
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 0/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 14 1/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 15 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 16 0/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 18 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 19 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 19 0/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
313 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 11-5-6-9-8.
48.66
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
321 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-6-8-5-4.
35.90
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · HOME
308 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-15-3-13.
54.71
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
308 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-3-6-15-6.
27.39
5
Refried Ron The Beans
309 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 7-4-16-7-7.
105.23
6
The Kidney The Beans
311 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-7-5-4-7.
74.62
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
309 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 14-8-9-5-6.
154.86
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
308 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-5-5-8-7.
32.25
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
313 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 9-2-3-2-4.
7.56
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
300 starts, 23 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-16-2-3.
9.97
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
283 starts, 60 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-7-2-3-8.
5.91
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
317 starts, 85 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-4-2-4-7.
5.73
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
292 starts, 135 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-1-3-1-8.
6.40
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
316 starts, 156 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 10-1-1-1-5.
6.25
21
Custard The Soft Boys
317 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 6-4-13-8-4.
23.48
2
Squish The Soft Boys
303 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-8-8-4-8.
24.28

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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