Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 11 · Round 11

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. The Heel finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:40.908 4 +3 17 10.5
2 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:44.733 +3.83 3 +1 17 10.9
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:46.133 +5.23 11 +8 31 12.2
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:50.758 +9.85 9 +5 36 11.9
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:58.208 +17.30 7 +2 26 10.4
6 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:58.325 +17.42 5 -1 23 10.6
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:58.500 +17.59 8 +1 24 10.5
8 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 4:03.858 +22.95 10 +2 46 11.6
Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +7 32 11.0
Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 12 +2 36 12.3
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -9 14 10.6
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 +2 32 12.5
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -12 12 10.1
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +1 20 11.1
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -9 14 10.2
Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 -3 21 12.2
2.208
They felt that in the back row.
8.892
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
13.183
There goes a piece of Stubbs. Recent finishes: 3-10-8-3-4.
17.617
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 4-3-7-4-14.
25.600
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-6-1.
30.050
Old Gristle goes to the front.
37.200
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 2-1-3-2-2.
42.950
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 3-9-8-7-3.
47.300
That has come off.
52.142
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
56.775
The Heel leaves something behind.
1:03.025
Up it goes.
1:08.417
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe.
1:12.933
Refried Ron is losing bits.
1:17.550
Slapper is in trouble.
1:22.033
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
1:24.242
Slapper is out, and Damp Kevin did it.
1:30.050
Oh, that is a big one.
1:34.875
Squish will not take much more.
1:39.508
Crooked Pete has put Squish out.
1:44.142
And that is Refried Ron finished.
1:50.575
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:55.308
Stripped to the shell.
2:00.050
Puck Yeah is losing places.
2:04.858
That was always going to happen.
2:09.283
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
2:13.833
The Kidney is losing bits.
2:19.600
Up it goes.
2:28.517
Extraordinary scenes.
2:39.050
There goes a piece of The Unit.
2:40.550
Floppy Joe is out, and The Heel did it.
2:46.942
They felt that in the back row.
2:55.242
That is a long way off the ground.
2:57.442
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:04.025
That is a long way off the ground.
3:10.392
Custard is losing bits.
3:14.783
It is coming apart now.
3:16.283
Old Gristle has put Crooked Pete out.
3:19.508
This is the last of it.
3:24.467
Chunk is out, and The Unit did it.
3:29.450
The Kidney is losing bits.
3:35.425
It is coming apart now.
3:37.908
Damp Kevin has it.
3:40.908
Damp Kevin takes it!
3:45.667
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:47.192
Custard is out.
3:58.292
Stripped to the shell.
4:03.517
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 16.483 Puck Yeah 16.483
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 35.292 Old Gristle 18.017
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 53.967 Slapper 17.450
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:10.858 Chunk 16.891
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:25.658 Stubbs 14.733
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:39.917 Chunk 14.259
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:58.383 Puck Yeah 18.175
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:17.733 Crooked Pete 17.600
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:37.983 Crooked Pete 17.783
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:59.142 Damp Kevin 18.067
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 3:19.508 Damp Kevin 18.058
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:40.908 The Heel 17.991
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 12 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 12 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 13 1/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 21 1/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 23 0/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 24 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
244 starts, 10 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 5-9-13-11-11.
216.52
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
237 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 7-1-7-7-13.
100.84
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
228 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 6-8-2-8-3.
9.00
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
250 starts, 45 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-5-3-5-7.
1.69
6
The Kidney The Beans
245 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 11-11-13-10-15.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
244 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 11-14-16-15-12.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
250 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 2-5-10-11-7.
50.70
1
The Unit Basement Heat
244 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 4-8-13-14-8.
30.15
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
246 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 15-11-10-12-11.
57.43
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
244 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 13-9-9-12-11.
84.96
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
259 starts, 64 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 1-1-11-9-5.
3.23
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
210 starts, 6 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 7-16-9-13-14.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
235 starts, 26 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 12-12-10-8-1.
83.00
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
240 starts, 6 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 7-16-16-9-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
248 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.9. Last five: 14-5-12-14-14.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
251 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 14-9-4-12-4.
83.55

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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