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Derby · Season 11 · Round 12

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Crawlspace finished second. 15 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:17.017 — 3 +2 23 10.7
— Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 +5 22 10.7
— Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +7 35 10.4
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 +5 31 11.7
— The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 +1 23 10.7
— Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +6 25 11.4
— Tube Sock RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -3 12 10.3
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -6 13 10.5
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -4 12 10.4
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +1 16 10.5
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 14 11.0
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -11 12 10.0
— Slapper RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 14 +1 18 11.2
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -6 10 10.5
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +1 10 11.1
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 11 10.8
2.275
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-2-6.
7.167
That has come off. Recent finishes: 7-7-14-6-12.
12.575
That has come off.
16.967
Pilot Light leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 8-5-6-7-7.
24.650
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 3-2-7-1-2.
29.208
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe.
35.542
There goes a piece of Tender Greg. Recent finishes: 4-7-4-3-8.
40.050
Look at Floppy Joe go.
44.450
Absolute carnage.
50.050
Oh, that is a big one.
53.567
Wrecked, and out of the race.
58.125
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:02.892
That is Refried Ron taking Tender Greg with them.
1:06.517
That is Chunk taking Pilot Light with them.
1:11.200
Absolute carnage.
1:12.700
Puck Yeah will not be back.
1:15.525
Floppy Joe is out, and Chunk did it.
1:20.050
Lil Nugget is on the move.
1:24.317
That is Damp Kevin taking Chunk with them.
1:25.817
Refried Ron will not be back.
1:30.050
Gravy is on the move.
1:34.942
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
1:39.367
Crooked Pete will not be back.
1:43.783
The Kidney is losing bits.
1:50.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:55.925
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:04.500
The Kidney will not take much more.
2:12.075
And that is The Kidney finished.
2:21.583
Stripped to the shell.
2:28.358
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:35.083
Up it goes.
2:37.608
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:42.083
They felt that in the back row.
2:50.358
One to go.
2:58.833
Crawlspace is out.
3:14.017
Here comes Damp Kevin.
3:17.017
It is Damp Kevin!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 26.875 Gravy 26.850
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 54.425 Refried Ron 26.950
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 1:21.883 Tube Sock 27.458
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 1:54.525 Stubbs 26.675
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:21.392 Damp Kevin 26.867
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:50.358 Crawlspace 28.075
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:17.017 Damp Kevin 26.659
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 7 0/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 8 1/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 14 0/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 16 0/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 16 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 20 0/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 24 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
245 starts, 10 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 7-5-9-13-11.
185.17
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
238 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 15-7-1-7-7.
154.50
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
251 starts, 45 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-3-5-3-5.
1.87
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
244 starts, 33 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 1-1-3-6-8.
1.97
5
Refried Ron The Beans
245 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 16-11-14-16-15.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
245 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 11-11-13-10-15.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
250 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 2-5-10-11-7.
44.68
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
228 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 15-9-16-14-14.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
246 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 15-11-10-12-11.
83.10
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
245 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 14-13-9-9-12.
114.44
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
210 starts, 6 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 7-16-9-13-14.
219.30
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
262 starts, 35 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 10-6-12-1-1.
36.00
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
241 starts, 6 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 11-7-16-16-9.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
235 starts, 26 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 12-12-10-8-1.
145.21
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
243 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 10-16-16-12-16.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
247 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.4. Last five: 16-16-10-14-16.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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