Derby · Season 11 · Round 13
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Butter Bean survives to win
Butter Bean took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the The Beans. Tube Sock finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:15.833 | — | 5 | +4 | 35 | 11.2 |
| 2 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:19.458 | +3.63 | 4 | +2 | 13 | 11.1 |
| 3 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:19.992 | +4.16 | 3 | 0 | 8 | 10.9 |
| 4 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:20.067 | +4.23 | 1 | -3 | 9 | 11.1 |
| 5 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:20.917 | +5.08 | 2 | -3 | 12 | 10.9 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +4 | 39 | 13.3 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +5 | 29 | 13.2 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -2 | 26 | 11.3 |
| — | Stubbs WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | 0 | 33 | 12.6 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -3 | 13 | 11.2 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +2 | 21 | 12.5 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +2 | 12 | 12.1 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -5 | 12 | 11.2 |
| — | Chunk FELL | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | -3 | 11 | 19.1 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 10 | 12.5 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 12 | 11.4 |
2.308
Tender Greg is airborne!
6.567
That is a long way off the ground.
11.517
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-2-2.
16.000
They will not want to see that again.
22.075
There is nothing left of it.
26.458
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
31.025
Tender Greg is in trouble. Recent finishes: 4-7-4-3-8.
33.492
And that is Tender Greg finished.
34.992
Tube Sock has put Yolk out. Recent finishes: 6-4-4-7-4.
39.308
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
43.567
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 5-3-7-6-3.
48.575
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 3-10-8-3-4.
55.000
Stripped to the shell.
1:00.050
Look at Butter Bean go.
1:04.533
That is Gravy taking Pilot Light with them.
1:08.967
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:13.575
Up it goes.
1:15.567
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:19.975
Radiator is airborne!
1:21.475
Radiator has put Slapper out.
1:28.492
The Kidney leaves something behind.
1:33.267
Stubbs is airborne!
1:37.525
That is Tube Sock taking Radiator with them.
1:44.983
That has come off.
1:53.792
Stubbs is out.
1:58.650
Gravy takes the lead.
2:04.742
There is nothing protecting Gravy now.
2:10.050
They felt that in the back row.
2:15.383
Honey Mustard is airborne!
2:18.808
And that is Gravy finished.
2:20.308
And that is The Kidney finished.
2:26.800
Butter Bean takes the lead.
2:30.358
Honey Mustard is out.
2:49.233
Up it goes.
2:59.633
This is the last of it.
3:12.833
Butter Bean has it.
3:15.833
Butter Bean wins the derby.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Tender Greg | 14.567 | Tender Greg 14.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Tender Greg | 31.375 | Puck Yeah 14.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Puck Yeah | 45.542 | Puck Yeah 13.009 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Puck Yeah | 1:00.775 | Stubbs 14.491 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Stubbs | 1:16.725 | Gravy 13.850 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Stubbs | 1:31.733 | Stubbs 15.008 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Stubbs | 1:45.350 | Gravy 12.525 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 2:05.250 | Long John 15.283 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Butter Bean | 2:26.708 | Butter Bean 15.516 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Butter Bean | 2:43.383 | The Heel 16.325 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Butter Bean | 2:59.633 | Butter Bean 16.250 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Butter Bean | 3:15.833 | Butter Bean 16.200 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Beans | 9 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 9 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 15 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Lump Patrol | 21 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 23 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
228 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 15-9-16-14-14.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
247 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.4. Last five: 16-16-10-14-16.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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