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Derby · Season 11 · Round 15

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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The Heel wins at Kidney Flats

The Heel took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Tube Sock finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:28.658 — 3 +2 2 10.5
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:28.875 +0.22 4 +2 3 10.9
3 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 3:29.308 +0.65 14 +11 21 11.8
4 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:29.600 +0.94 2 -2 1 10.8
5 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:29.883 +1.23 13 +8 28 11.7
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:32.100 +3.44 1 -5 2 10.1
7 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:33.550 +4.89 10 +3 32 11.5
8 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:34.108 +5.45 12 +4 33 11.9
9 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:34.683 +6.03 11 +2 24 12.3
10 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:36.908 +8.25 9 -1 36 11.3
11 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:39.142 +10.48 15 +4 22 11.5
12 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:42.608 +13.95 6 -6 11 10.6
13 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:43.492 +14.83 8 -5 9 10.7
14 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:47.292 +18.63 7 -7 8 10.5
15 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:48.358 +19.70 5 -10 12 10.5
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 12 11.4
4.175
Oh, that is a big one.
8.850
Puck Yeah is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-4-1-1-1.
15.650
Old Gristle takes the lead. Career record: 72 wins from 334, average finish 3.8.
20.050
Look at The Coaster go.
26.225
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 2-3-2-1-3.
31.883
That has come off. Recent finishes: 6-7-6-8-8.
37.292
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 7-11-5-8-12.
46.992
Yolk leaves something behind.
51.450
A new leader — Honey Mustard.
55.925
Extraordinary scenes.
1:00.500
The Coaster takes the lead.
1:10.050
They felt that in the back row.
1:18.858
Look at the state of it.
1:24.217
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
1:28.967
Pilot Light leaves something behind.
1:43.900
Oh, that is a big one.
1:48.183
That is a long way off the ground.
1:52.383
Up it goes.
2:05.217
Pilot Light is losing bits.
2:10.250
Puck Yeah is airborne!
2:14.975
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
2:20.050
Puck Yeah is coming through.
2:22.217
Yolk will not be back.
2:29.600
A new leader — Puck Yeah.
2:37.375
That is a long way off the ground.
2:44.425
That is a long way off the ground.
2:50.050
The Coaster is going backwards.
3:00.050
And it all goes wrong.
3:02.092
Last lap.
3:06.442
Up it goes.
3:13.358
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
3:23.217
That has come off.
3:25.658
The Heel is coming to the flag.
3:27.158
Right on the line.
3:28.658
It is The Heel!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Old Gristle 24.583 Old Gristle 24.583
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 50.008 Honey Mustard 24.433
The Hairpin Clay The Coaster 1:13.917 The Coaster 22.717
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 1:41.375 Puck Yeah 24.125
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:08.483 Honey Mustard 24.692
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 2:33.292 Puck Yeah 23.509
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 3:02.092 Old Gristle 24.642
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 3:28.658 Long John 25.942
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 8 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 10 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 17 2/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 17 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 27 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 27 2/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
266 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-4-3-3-3.
7.50
1
Big Randy The Noodles
243 starts, 14 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 6-4-15-5-5.
16.57
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
229 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-6-8-2-8.
8.22
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
244 starts, 33 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 1-1-3-6-8.
2.35
22
Butter Bean The Beans
263 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 6-9-14-13-6.
115.92
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
240 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 7-16-11-3-8.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
228 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 15-9-16-14-14.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
251 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 7-2-5-10-11.
99.50
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
248 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 8-14-8-14-13.
160.02
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
252 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 6-10-10-4-14.
62.06
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
262 starts, 35 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 10-6-12-1-1.
21.26
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
263 starts, 65 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 2-1-5-5-1.
3.56
3
The Coaster The Pucks
250 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 12-13-6-12-14.
61.25
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
244 starts, 6 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 11-15-16-11-7.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
253 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 5-11-14-9-4.
91.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
245 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 16-16-10-16-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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