Derby · Season 11 · Round 17
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Long John finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:36.675 | — | 12 | +11 | 44 | 11.2 |
| 2 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:46.517 | +9.84 | 2 | 0 | 50 | 10.8 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +8 | 35 | 12.0 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | +5 | 52 | 11.8 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +8 | 31 | 11.4 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +4 | 31 | 12.3 |
| — | Damp Kevin RUNNING | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -3 | 30 | 10.1 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -1 | 23 | 10.4 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +5 | 17 | 11.8 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -7 | 15 | 10.6 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +5 | 19 | 11.3 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -7 | 16 | 10.9 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +2 | 10 | 11.4 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -8 | 16 | 10.8 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -14 | 13 | 10.0 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -8 | 13 | 9.9 |
1.842
That has come off.
6.150
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 6-2-3-2-1.
12.650
Custard leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 5-5-7-4-11.
17.750
Tender Greg takes the lead.
23.308
They will not want to see that again.
27.542
They will not want to see that again.
29.133
Radiator is out, and The Heel did it. Recent finishes: 11-7-7-16-8.
33.017
Long John has put Floppy Joe out.
37.417
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 3-5-4-7-4.
40.067
The Kidney is out, and The Heel did it. Recent finishes: 15-6-8-7-16.
44.600
That has come off.
48.517
Tender Greg is out, and Old Gristle did it.
53.150
Crawlspace has put Custard out.
56.650
Sweaty Gerald is out, and Long John did it.
1:00.942
You do not see that every day.
1:05.142
The Heel is out, and Damp Kevin did it.
1:13.525
There is nothing protecting Puck Yeah now.
1:18.067
There is nothing left of it.
1:23.658
That is a long way off the ground.
1:28.050
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:32.992
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
1:38.142
Crawlspace is in trouble.
1:39.917
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:44.875
That has come off.
1:51.608
Gravy is airborne!
1:57.525
Stripped to the shell.
2:09.608
And it all goes wrong.
2:14.625
Up it goes.
2:17.667
And that is Lil Nugget finished.
2:22.250
Up it goes.
2:26.658
Slapper is out.
2:35.125
That is a long way off the ground.
2:45.225
There goes a piece of Gravy.
2:50.858
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:56.492
Gravy is airborne!
3:00.350
Honey Mustard is out.
3:02.583
One to go.
3:04.083
And that is Gravy finished.
3:15.017
Up it goes.
3:33.675
Old Gristle is coming to the flag.
3:35.658
And it all goes wrong.
3:37.158
It is Old Gristle!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 21.225 | Puck Yeah 21.225 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 45.175 | Gravy 22.508 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 1:07.817 | Puck Yeah 22.409 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 1:32.733 | Old Gristle 21.417 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 1:57.383 | Lil Nugget 21.450 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 2:21.183 | Gravy 23.233 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:43.092 | Gravy 20.592 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 3:02.583 | Gravy 19.491 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:36.675 | Old Gristle 22.817 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 4 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 10 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 14 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 17 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 24 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 26 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
247 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.4. Last five: 16-16-10-14-16.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
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8m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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14m
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8m
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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30m
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38m
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Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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