Derby · Season 11 · Round 18
The Dogbone — Team Pack Race
FULL TIME
Fairness
Loading the recording
Bringing up the cameras…
auto
Report
Carnage — Floppy Joe survives to win
Floppy Joe took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Damp Kevin finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:07.283 | — | 2 | +1 | 6 | 9.5 |
| 2 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:11.225 | +3.94 | 3 | +1 | 7 | 9.6 |
| 3 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:11.933 | +4.65 | 4 | +1 | 12 | 9.3 |
| 4 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:12.408 | +5.13 | 1 | -3 | 9 | 9.4 |
| 5 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:21.508 | +14.23 | 11 | +6 | 36 | 10.5 |
| 6 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:22.567 | +15.28 | 10 | +4 | 36 | 10.5 |
| 7 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:23.725 | +16.44 | 5 | -2 | 12 | 9.9 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:24.517 | +17.23 | 6 | -2 | 19 | 9.9 |
| 9 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:26.367 | +19.08 | 9 | 0 | 35 | 10.3 |
| 10 | Slapper | The Pucks | 3:27.350 | +20.07 | 13 | +3 | 35 | 10.3 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +3 | 33 | 10.3 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -4 | 13 | 9.9 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -6 | 12 | 9.3 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -2 | 21 | 10.3 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | 0 | 12 | 9.9 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 11 | 10.2 |
2.658
Look at the state of it.
7.850
The Coaster takes the lead.
12.808
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 5-16-6-7-6.
20.000
Chunk takes the lead. Career record: 87 wins from 336, average finish 3.6.
24.208
The Coaster is airborne!
29.217
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
36.225
The Coaster leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-2.
42.033
Tender Greg leaves something behind.
48.450
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe.
56.650
Floppy Joe goes to the front.
1:00.608
Tender Greg is out, and Chunk did it.
1:09.308
Pilot Light leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 7-7-13-7-8.
1:15.142
There is nothing protecting Yolk now.
1:20.050
Look at the state of it.
1:26.908
That was always going to happen.
1:31.992
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-4-1-2-1.
1:39.233
Chunk has nothing left on it.
1:40.733
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:45.383
The Coaster is airborne!
1:49.750
Floppy Joe goes to the front.
1:55.150
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:04.758
There is nothing protecting Pilot Light now.
2:09.675
Radiator is losing bits.
2:14.942
Up it goes.
2:16.442
Chunk will not be back.
2:17.942
Pilot Light will not be back.
2:23.583
And it all goes wrong.
2:30.050
Radiator is coming through.
2:36.508
Up it goes.
2:42.683
There is nothing left of it.
2:44.183
One to go.
2:50.533
Oh, that is a big one.
2:53.800
Sweaty Gerald has put Radiator out.
2:59.717
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:03.508
That is Long John taking The Coaster with them.
3:04.283
Floppy Joe has it.
3:07.283
Floppy Joe takes it!
3:20.458
Extraordinary scenes.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tender Greg | 23.742 | Tender Greg 23.742 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 47.158 | The Coaster 22.883 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:10.075 | The Coaster 22.917 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:33.650 | Floppy Joe 22.159 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Floppy Joe | 1:57.025 | Long John 22.633 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Floppy Joe | 2:20.942 | Tube Sock 22.684 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Floppy Joe | 2:44.167 | Tube Sock 22.591 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Floppy Joe | 3:07.283 | Damp Kevin 22.925 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 15 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 15 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Lump Patrol | 19 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 21 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
228 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 15-9-16-14-14.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
247 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.4. Last five: 16-16-10-14-16.
219.30
Course preview
8 sections · 143 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
12m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
10m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
12m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
12m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
10m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
12m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.
On the record
0 callsNobody has committed to anything yet.