Derby · Season 11 · Round 23
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:03.633 | — | 12 | +11 | 41 | 13.2 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:09.117 | +5.48 | 13 | +11 | 43 | 12.8 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:12.958 | +9.33 | 10 | +7 | 47 | 12.2 |
| 4 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:15.350 | +11.72 | 8 | +4 | 30 | 11.6 |
| 5 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:18.675 | +15.04 | 6 | +1 | 36 | 11.7 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:19.067 | +15.43 | 1 | -5 | 8 | 11.0 |
| 7 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:19.583 | +15.95 | 3 | -4 | 16 | 10.9 |
| 8 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:20.308 | +16.68 | 4 | -4 | 12 | 11.0 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -7 | 12 | 10.7 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -5 | 35 | 11.3 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -2 | 47 | 11.9 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +4 | 24 | 12.0 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | -2 | 29 | 12.2 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -7 | 12 | 11.4 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | 0 | 9 | 11.5 |
| — | The Coaster FELL | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | -2 | 2 | 20.8 |
2.250
Up it goes.
6.558
Tender Greg is losing bits.
10.850
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits.
16.367
Gravy is losing bits. Recent finishes: 1-2-3-14-2.
22.800
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
27.850
A new leader — Honey Mustard. Career record: 26 wins from 325, average finish 4.6.
33.733
That has come off. Recent finishes: 1-2-3-14-2.
38.925
There goes a piece of Custard. Recent finishes: 7-7-9-3-5.
44.092
That is real damage.
45.592
That is Damp Kevin taking Tender Greg with them.
50.050
Old Gristle is coming through.
56.025
That has come off. Recent finishes: 4-3-10-2-6.
1:01.475
It is coming apart now.
1:04.058
Pilot Light is out, and Wide Load did it.
1:09.817
Honey Mustard is airborne!
1:15.383
Up it goes.
1:19.717
There is nothing protecting Gravy now.
1:28.575
And it all goes wrong.
1:32.983
They felt that in the back row.
1:34.483
And that is Gravy finished.
1:38.775
There is nothing left of it.
1:43.017
You do not see that every day.
1:45.575
That is Sweaty Gerald taking Custard with them.
1:49.925
And it all goes wrong.
1:56.125
That has come off.
2:00.525
Stubbs is airborne!
2:06.625
That is a long way off the ground.
2:11.692
Old Gristle is airborne!
2:19.025
Honey Mustard has nothing left on it.
2:24.817
It is coming apart now.
2:29.358
Honey Mustard will not take much more.
2:33.292
And that is Honey Mustard finished.
2:40.375
Sweaty Gerald has nothing left on it.
2:45.108
Old Gristle leaves something behind.
2:46.775
Sweaty Gerald will not be back.
2:49.400
One to go.
2:57.608
And that is Floppy Joe finished.
3:00.633
Old Gristle is coming to the flag.
3:03.633
Old Gristle takes it!
3:08.475
That has come off.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Pilot Light | 14.600 | Pilot Light 14.600 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Honey Mustard | 30.783 | Wide Load 13.883 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Honey Mustard | 45.458 | Stubbs 13.558 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Honey Mustard | 1:01.283 | Gravy 13.192 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 1:16.817 | Gravy 13.550 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 1:30.917 | Gravy 14.100 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Honey Mustard | 1:46.733 | Honey Mustard 12.766 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 2:02.300 | Old Gristle 15.075 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 2:17.300 | Honey Mustard 14.534 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 2:34.908 | Wide Load 14.492 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 2:49.400 | Old Gristle 14.492 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 3:03.633 | Wide Load 13.317 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 14 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 14 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Beans | 15 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 15 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 18 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 18 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
232 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 14-10-13-14-15.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
250 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.4. Last five: 9-15-15-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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