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Derby · Season 11 · Round 24

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Tube Sock finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:41.308 — 12 +11 33 11.3
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:44.908 +3.60 4 +2 6 9.7
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:45.333 +4.03 3 0 6 9.7
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:48.425 +7.12 14 +10 30 11.3
5 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:50.258 +8.95 16 +11 29 10.7
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:59.675 +18.37 2 -4 4 9.9
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:00.450 +19.14 7 0 28 9.7
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +3 33 11.0
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -1 12 9.8
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +5 9 10.0
— The Coaster FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Stubbs FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— The Kidney FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.2
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.1
— Long John FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.1
— Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.4
1.783
Long John has left. Recent finishes: 6-6-4-11-8.
6.067
They felt that in the back row.
12.258
Pilot Light leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 5-4-13-8-5.
17.667
That has come off. Recent finishes: 3-8-8-7-3.
28.742
Honey Mustard has stalled.
33.717
Chunk is airborne!
40.458
Chunk leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 1-3-3-2-2.
44.975
That is a long way off the ground.
49.267
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 3-8-8-7-3.
53.700
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
59.600
Squish is losing bits.
1:01.250
That is Second Sock taking Tender Greg with them.
1:12.917
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
1:20.742
Butter Bean is going nowhere.
1:30.800
Chunk takes the lead.
1:42.292
Pilot Light leaves something behind.
1:47.083
Oh, that is a big one.
1:59.442
That was always going to happen.
2:04.683
They will not want to see that again.
2:10.183
Look at the state of it.
2:13.508
And that is Pilot Light finished.
2:22.050
There goes a piece of Squish.
2:33.567
Up it goes.
2:43.325
They felt that in the back row.
2:52.692
They will not want to see that again.
2:57.025
There is nothing left of it.
3:07.550
It is coming apart now.
3:12.025
Chunk will not be back.
3:18.400
Extraordinary scenes.
3:23.917
One to go.
3:28.550
Up it goes.
3:36.025
You do not see that every day.
3:38.308
Old Gristle is coming to the flag.
3:41.158
Butter Bean has stalled.
3:42.658
Old Gristle takes it!
3:54.625
That has come off.
4:13.742
Butter Bean has stalled.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 16.617 Old Gristle 16.617
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 36.000 Chunk 17.250
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 54.458 Squish 18.391
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:10.383 Old Gristle 15.634
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:29.933 Floppy Joe 18.500
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:46.800 Chunk 16.642
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:02.383 Chunk 15.583
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:19.233 Chunk 16.850
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:35.817 Old Gristle 16.450
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:56.575 Wide Load 16.042
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:23.917 Floppy Joe 18.309
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:41.308 Old Gristle 17.391
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 9 1/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 15 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 15 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 16 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 21 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
271 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-6-4-8-4.
23.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
250 starts, 10 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 6-12-13-12-9.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
272 starts, 38 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 4-3-3-2-3.
2.74
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
248 starts, 33 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-2-2-7-1.
2.64
6
The Kidney The Beans
253 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 8-5-6-7-12.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
268 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 11-15-16-1-14.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
251 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-8-7-4-8.
38.43
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
233 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 12-14-10-13-14.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
253 starts, 15 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 1-12-9-4-4.
85.28
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
257 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 7-14-6-5-12.
184.96
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
216 starts, 6 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 7-14-10-10-10.
219.30
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
269 starts, 66 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 8-8-3-1-4.
5.78
3
The Coaster The Pucks
253 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 7-5-1-12-13.
64.97
4
Wide Load The Pucks
268 starts, 56 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 2-1-1-6-4.
9.21
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
251 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.4. Last five: 16-9-15-15-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
255 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.9. Last five: 14-13-6-14-12.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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