Derby · Season 11 · Round 30
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Tube Sock finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:41.583 | — | 11 | +10 | 34 | 12.0 |
| 2 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:42.892 | +1.31 | 4 | +2 | 20 | 10.5 |
| 3 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:48.767 | +7.18 | 3 | 0 | 20 | 10.7 |
| 4 | Slapper | The Pucks | 3:48.983 | +7.40 | 14 | +10 | 31 | 12.1 |
| 5 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:59.267 | +17.68 | 8 | +3 | 26 | 10.8 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +4 | 39 | 12.5 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -1 | 21 | 10.6 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +5 | 29 | 12.5 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -4 | 22 | 11.3 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -8 | 17 | 11.0 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -10 | 13 | 10.4 |
| — | Thick Rick FELL | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -3 | 21 | 21.0 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -1 | 21 | 11.8 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +2 | 11 | 11.6 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 11 | 10.2 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 10 | 11.5 |
2.317
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 1-2-16-2-1.
9.042
Honey Mustard is losing bits. Recent finishes: 3-8-3-6-2.
13.317
That has come off. Recent finishes: 1-2-16-2-1.
18.067
That is a long way off the ground.
22.908
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-2-16-2-1.
27.117
Oh, that is a big one.
33.417
There is nothing left of it.
38.458
Big Randy leaves something behind.
42.933
That has come off. Recent finishes: 7-5-15-8-15.
47.417
Oh, that is a big one.
52.533
That has come off.
58.142
It is coming apart now.
1:00.625
That is Tube Sock taking Tender Greg with them.
1:05.475
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:09.917
That is a long way off the ground.
1:16.625
Stripped to the shell.
1:23.500
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:27.892
And that is Yolk finished.
1:32.217
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe.
1:33.717
Pilot Light is out, and Crawlspace did it.
1:38.608
That is a long way off the ground.
1:45.592
That has come off.
1:50.958
Sweaty Gerald is airborne!
1:55.392
Look at the state of it.
1:58.267
Chunk will not be back.
2:03.975
That has come off.
2:09.842
Thick Rick is over the boards.
2:15.733
That was always going to happen.
2:20.008
There goes a piece of Big Randy.
2:24.783
Floppy Joe is out.
2:29.117
Crawlspace is losing bits.
2:33.575
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:39.567
That has come off.
2:43.767
That has come off.
2:48.083
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:53.358
Absolute carnage.
2:59.650
The Lieutenant is airborne!
3:04.142
Extraordinary scenes.
3:08.525
That was always going to happen.
3:10.025
And that is Big Randy finished.
3:12.225
One to go.
3:17.483
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:23.692
Up it goes.
3:28.000
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:33.967
That is real damage.
3:35.767
The Kidney will not be back.
3:37.267
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:38.583
Here comes The Lieutenant.
3:40.575
Crawlspace has put Sweaty Gerald out.
3:42.075
The Lieutenant wins the derby.
3:58.792
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 22.742 | Yolk 22.742 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tender Greg | 47.417 | Tender Greg 24.134 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:09.258 | The Coaster 19.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:30.733 | The Coaster 21.475 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:57.317 | Second Sock 24.442 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 2:23.992 | Honey Mustard 22.808 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 2:48.975 | The Lieutenant 22.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 3:12.225 | The Lieutenant 20.059 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 12 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 14 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 16 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 18 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 20 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 21 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 30 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
236 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 15-16-13-12-14.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
256 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.4. Last five: 14-15-16-16-13.
219.30
Course preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
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30m
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50m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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15m
↓13°
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15m
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Smooth Descent
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50m
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The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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