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Derby · Season 11 · Round 32

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Long John survives to win

Long John took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Tube Sock finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:16.367 — 2 +1 20 10.6
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:19.442 +3.08 3 +1 23 10.6
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:20.717 +4.35 9 +6 42 12.0
— Wide Load WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +9 39 11.0
— Big Randy WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -4 27 10.8
— The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -1 21 10.8
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +9 20 11.2
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -2 17 10.6
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +1 23 12.2
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +2 18 11.8
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -3 12 10.3
— The Heel RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -8 10 10.6
— Slapper RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 14 +1 11 11.3
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +1 10 11.1
— The Lieutenant RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -4 10 10.4
— The Unit RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -9 5 10.4
2.275
Wide Load is losing bits. Recent finishes: 1-16-1-1-1.
10.050
And it all goes wrong.
14.542
Absolute carnage.
19.725
Stubbs is losing bits.
25.250
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 6-14-1-2-16.
30.050
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 1-16-1-1-1.
34.825
Radiator is losing bits. Recent finishes: 8-11-6-10-5.
40.050
Extraordinary scenes.
44.642
Tender Greg has nothing left on it.
48.725
That is Thick Rick taking Tender Greg with them. Recent finishes: 9-4-13-3-3.
54.000
Chunk takes the lead.
58.775
That is real damage.
1:04.100
Slapper is going nowhere.
1:09.908
They felt that in the back row.
1:14.550
There is nothing left of it.
1:20.050
It is unravelling for Thick Rick.
1:22.233
Chunk is out.
1:25.150
That is Long John taking Radiator with them.
1:29.442
That has come off.
1:34.692
Absolute carnage.
1:39.150
A new leader — Tube Sock.
1:43.667
Wide Load is airborne!
1:50.050
Long John is on the move.
1:55.633
That has come off.
2:00.050
It is unravelling for Big Randy.
2:06.950
A new leader — Long John.
2:12.467
Wide Load is losing bits.
2:14.717
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:17.150
And that is Squish finished.
2:27.050
They felt that in the back row.
2:43.925
Stripped to the shell.
2:48.383
This is the last of it.
2:53.050
There is nothing protecting Wide Load now.
2:57.392
Look at the state of it.
2:59.792
The Heel has put Big Randy out.
3:07.217
It is coming apart now.
3:08.717
Wide Load is out, and Thick Rick did it.
3:13.367
Long John has it.
3:16.367
Long John wins the derby.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 25.892 Chunk 25.892
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 53.792 The Heel 26.675
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:21.400 Sweaty Gerald 27.409
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 1:52.600 Big Randy 26.800
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 2:20.000 Long John 26.633
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 2:48.383 Thick Rick 26.575
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 3:16.367 Long John 27.984
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 6 1/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 12 1/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 14 1/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 14 0/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 17 0/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 21 0/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 25 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
249 starts, 14 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 3-11-6-4-15.
16.27
7
Long John The Noodles
277 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 15-6-4-8-4.
9.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
251 starts, 33 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-7-3-2-2.
2.11
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
239 starts, 21 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 10-4-9-10-1.
12.22
6
The Kidney The Beans
257 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 13-10-12-14-8.
215.34
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
247 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 10-11-9-7-12.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
256 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-4-6-8-14.
22.45
4
Radiator Basement Heat
278 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 13-14-15-12-16.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
252 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-9-7-12-12.
27.55
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
260 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 12-3-7-1-6.
26.64
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
261 starts, 56 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-11-7-1-9.
11.95
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
218 starts, 6 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 8-14-7-14-10.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
271 starts, 56 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 4-2-12-2-1.
5.19
8
Slapper The Pucks
246 starts, 26 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 8-10-5-9-11.
149.72
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
258 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.4. Last five: 10-15-14-15-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
256 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.9. Last five: 5-14-13-6-14.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
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The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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