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Derby · Season 11 · Round 34

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Heel finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:35.775 — 12 +11 26 10.8
2 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:44.750 +8.98 4 +2 2 9.7
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:44.900 +9.13 3 0 7 9.9
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:47.325 +11.55 16 +12 30 10.3
5 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:52.758 +16.98 14 +9 26 10.2
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:56.500 +20.73 8 +2 22 10.3
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:57.050 +21.28 7 0 22 9.9
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 4:04.700 +28.93 2 -6 8 9.9
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +2 22 10.3
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +5 12 10.4
— The Coaster FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Stubbs FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— Sweaty Gerald FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.2
— Lil Nugget RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.9
— Long John FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.1
— Refried Ron RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.5
1.783
Long John has left.
6.233
Beautiful. Just beautiful. That is 117 non-finishes in 352 career starts.
10.733
Tender Greg is losing bits.
16.167
That has come off.
22.342
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 2-6-14-1-2.
28.767
You do not see that every day.
34.250
Tender Greg is losing bits.
41.108
The Heel leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 8-4-9-7-7.
46.150
Chunk is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-6-14-1-2.
53.400
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
58.767
They felt that in the back row.
1:03.392
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 2-3-2-2-2.
1:07.983
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
1:13.425
Oh, that is a big one.
1:18.742
Squish leaves something behind.
1:26.233
Tender Greg is losing bits.
1:32.883
You do not see that every day.
1:38.342
Tender Greg will not take much more.
1:48.092
Absolute carnage.
1:54.100
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:00.808
Extraordinary scenes.
2:07.233
That has come off.
2:13.975
Old Gristle is airborne!
2:26.025
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
2:38.517
Stopped, and in the way.
2:44.692
That is a long way off the ground.
2:49.117
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:05.575
Refried Ron has stalled.
3:13.100
There is nothing left of it.
3:16.492
Last lap.
3:32.775
Old Gristle is coming to the flag.
3:33.433
Stopped, and in the way.
3:35.775
Old Gristle takes it!
3:42.442
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:51.267
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
4:04.283
Stopped, and in the way.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 14.475 Old Gristle 14.475
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 30.533 Old Gristle 16.058
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 50.283 Crooked Pete 18.342
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:08.308 Chunk 17.458
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:25.442 Old Gristle 17.134
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:44.592 Tender Greg 18.583
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:02.958 Wide Load 17.858
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:19.375 Old Gristle 16.417
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:38.750 Chunk 15.884
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:58.108 Damp Kevin 18.358
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:16.492 Wide Load 13.650
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:35.775 Squish 17.942
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 10 1/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 13 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 14 1/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 16 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 23 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
277 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 15-6-4-8-4.
29.17
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
248 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 11-6-8-11-11.
183.07
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
267 starts, 49 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-8-3-4-5.
2.52
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
239 starts, 21 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 10-4-9-10-1.
9.00
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
249 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 4-13-10-11-9.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
251 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 13-9-15-14-13.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
257 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 9-7-4-6-8.
28.20
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
258 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 8-13-2-5-9.
55.82
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
262 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-11-12-3-7.
70.95
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
255 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-6-13-10-3.
112.27
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
220 starts, 6 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 15-4-8-14-7.
219.30
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
278 starts, 69 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 5-1-1-13-2.
2.76
3
The Coaster The Pucks
260 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 10-11-16-11-3.
70.01
4
Wide Load The Pucks
273 starts, 56 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 7-10-4-2-12.
7.78
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
259 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.4. Last five: 16-10-15-14-15.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
257 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.9. Last five: 9-5-14-13-6.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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