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Derby · Season 11 · Round 35

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
FULL TIME Fairness
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Old Gristle wins at Kidney Flats

Old Gristle took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Big Randy finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:27.750 — 12 +11 23 12.3
2 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:29.850 +2.10 1 -1 4 10.6
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:30.075 +2.33 11 +8 25 11.8
4 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:30.217 +2.47 9 +5 30 12.7
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:30.283 +2.53 3 -2 8 10.9
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:31.800 +4.05 2 -4 2 10.4
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:32.317 +4.57 4 -3 5 10.4
8 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:32.550 +4.80 13 +5 29 11.5
9 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:41.900 +14.15 15 +6 16 11.3
10 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:43.392 +15.64 6 -4 13 10.5
11 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:47.417 +19.67 5 -6 8 10.8
12 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:47.858 +20.11 10 -2 31 11.2
13 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:48.808 +21.06 7 -6 13 11.0
14 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:49.025 +21.28 8 -6 8 10.6
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 -1 30 11.8
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 12 10.8
3.092
Wide Load is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-1-1-16-1.
7.367
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 3-3-4-8-2.
19.725
Tender Greg leaves something behind.
25.783
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-5.
31.742
Squish is airborne!
39.817
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 6-8-11-6-10.
50.650
The Heel leaves something behind.
55.300
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 3-3-4-8-2.
1:00.050
Look at Big Randy go.
1:05.383
Tender Greg is in trouble.
1:16.183
There is nothing left of it.
1:20.867
That is a long way off the ground.
1:26.067
Up it goes.
1:34.358
Old Gristle leaves something behind.
1:41.167
Up it goes.
1:42.833
Tender Greg is out, and Crooked Pete did it.
1:47.192
That is a long way off the ground.
1:54.975
That is a long way off the ground.
1:59.825
That is a long way off the ground.
2:04.733
That is a long way off the ground.
2:13.792
Up it goes.
2:19.108
They felt that in the back row.
2:25.183
That has come off.
2:32.275
There goes a piece of Slapper.
2:36.483
There is nothing left of it.
2:41.058
That is a long way off the ground.
2:47.983
That has come off.
2:54.833
Stubbs is airborne!
3:00.692
One to go.
3:06.517
Slapper is airborne!
3:15.217
Lil Nugget is airborne!
3:22.483
That was always going to happen.
3:24.750
Old Gristle is coming to the flag.
3:27.458
Slapper is in trouble.
3:28.958
It is Old Gristle!
3:31.925
That is Damp Kevin taking Slapper with them.
3:38.500
Squish leaves something behind.
3:47.600
Stubbs is airborne!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Old Gristle 24.467 Old Gristle 24.467
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 47.067 Old Gristle 22.600
The Hairpin Clay Old Gristle 1:13.725 Crooked Pete 25.616
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:39.000 The Lieutenant 24.250
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:07.175 Crooked Pete 25.650
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:34.133 The Lieutenant 22.575
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:00.692 Wide Load 24.267
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:27.750 Lil Nugget 25.892
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 4 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 8 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 12 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 16 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 21 2/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 23 1/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 25 1/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
250 starts, 14 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 10-3-11-6-4.
24.27
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
248 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 11-6-8-11-11.
107.81
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
239 starts, 21 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 10-4-9-10-1.
12.17
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
268 starts, 49 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-1-8-3-4.
2.85
6
The Kidney The Beans
258 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 11-13-10-12-14.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
250 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 13-4-13-10-11.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
258 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 4-9-7-4-6.
58.17
4
Radiator Basement Heat
281 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-13-14-13-14.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
255 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-6-13-10-3.
76.68
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
263 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-8-11-12-3.
41.54
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
262 starts, 56 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-1-11-7-1.
6.85
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
279 starts, 69 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 2-5-1-1-13.
3.71
4
Wide Load The Pucks
274 starts, 57 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-7-10-4-2.
5.93
8
Slapper The Pucks
248 starts, 26 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 5-7-8-10-5.
78.41
2
Squish The Soft Boys
258 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.9. Last five: 12-9-5-14-13.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
260 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.4. Last five: 15-16-10-15-14.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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