Derby · Season 11 · Round 36
The Pinch — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win
Damp Kevin took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Custard finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:17.558 | — | 4 | +3 | 10 | 10.9 |
| 2 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:18.633 | +1.08 | 16 | +14 | 24 | 11.2 |
| 3 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:19.475 | +1.92 | 3 | 0 | 14 | 10.5 |
| 4 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:20.292 | +2.73 | 1 | -3 | 10 | 10.8 |
| 5 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:20.742 | +3.18 | 2 | -3 | 8 | 10.6 |
| 6 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:23.675 | +6.12 | 10 | +4 | 36 | 12.1 |
| 7 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:29.325 | +11.77 | 12 | +5 | 33 | 11.9 |
| 8 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:31.900 | +14.34 | 13 | +5 | 39 | 11.3 |
| 9 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:33.367 | +15.81 | 7 | -2 | 23 | 11.2 |
| 10 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:36.458 | +18.90 | 9 | -1 | 39 | 11.6 |
| 11 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:38.367 | +20.81 | 5 | -6 | 25 | 10.5 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -6 | 24 | 10.8 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +2 | 24 | 10.9 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | 0 | 19 | 12.3 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 13 | 10.6 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | -5 | 15 | 11.7 |
3.092
Wide Load is airborne!
9.050
A new leader — Gravy. Career record: 65 wins from 314, average finish 3.7.
16.200
Squish goes to the front. Career record: 3 wins from 338, average finish 5.7.
20.817
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 4-4-4-3-12.
28.550
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
32.867
There goes a piece of Squish. Recent finishes: 4-4-4-3-12.
40.017
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
44.383
You do not see that every day.
48.600
There goes a piece of Chunk. Recent finishes: 2-6-14-1-2.
54.533
That was always going to happen.
59.067
There goes a piece of Chunk.
1:04.858
There goes a piece of Custard.
1:09.417
Up it goes.
1:14.217
Wide Load is airborne!
1:18.525
Chunk is out.
1:26.017
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget.
1:30.783
The Heel leaves something behind.
1:36.325
Puck Yeah leaves something behind.
1:41.592
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
1:45.217
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:48.958
Radiator will not be back.
1:51.542
Custard has put Squish out.
1:56.217
That is a long way off the ground.
2:01.850
And it all goes wrong.
2:08.275
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
2:13.100
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:18.900
They felt that in the back row.
2:23.142
Up it goes.
2:27.700
Gravy is losing bits.
2:37.317
Up it goes.
2:42.983
They will not want to see that again.
2:47.183
Oh, that is a big one.
2:51.750
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:55.475
Last lap.
2:59.917
There is nothing left of it.
3:05.133
That is a long way off the ground.
3:10.233
That is a long way off the ground.
3:14.558
Damp Kevin has it.
3:14.967
Extraordinary scenes.
3:16.467
The Kidney will not be back.
3:17.967
Damp Kevin wins the derby.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 20.592 | Gravy 20.592 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 42.017 | Puck Yeah 20.967 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 1:03.400 | Chunk 20.583 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 1:26.942 | Big Randy 20.967 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 1:49.750 | Squish 20.625 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 2:10.292 | Custard 20.434 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 2:33.525 | Lil Nugget 20.917 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 2:55.475 | Stubbs 20.134 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 3:17.558 | Damp Kevin 19.850 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 4 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 15 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 16 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 22 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Lump Patrol | 23 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 23 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 24 | 1/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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16 declaredCourse preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
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38m
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11m
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8m
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11m
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A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.
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