Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 11 · Round 38

The Dogbone — Team Pack Race

Dogbone Junction · The Dogbone · 143 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Crooked Pete survives to win

Crooked Pete took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Big Randy finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:09.533 1 0 4 9.4
2 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:09.642 +0.11 2 0 13 9.4
3 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:10.425 +0.89 3 0 10 9.5
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:11.108 +1.58 4 0 7 9.0
5 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:17.100 +7.57 15 +10 14 9.6
6 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:19.792 +10.26 9 +3 37 10.2
7 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:20.700 +11.17 5 -2 10 9.5
8 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:21.608 +12.08 13 +5 32 10.3
9 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:25.583 +16.05 8 -1 15 9.5
10 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:28.467 +18.93 7 -3 26 9.4
11 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:28.958 +19.43 11 0 34 10.3
Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -6 18 9.7
Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 10 -3 39 10.5
Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 12 -2 21 10.3
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 -1 18 10.5
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 0 11 10.6
5.050
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 2-3-1-1-1.
9.408
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 1-3-11-2-7.
15.800
That has come off.
20.050
That was always going to happen.
25.908
Refried Ron is losing bits.
31.200
Crooked Pete takes the lead. Career record: 0 wins from 353, average finish 6.9.
36.033
Absolute carnage.
42.150
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 3-2-3-3-4.
47.100
A new leader — Puck Yeah. Career record: 187 wins from 348, average finish 3.0.
49.583
Tender Greg is out, and Damp Kevin did it.
54.075
There goes a piece of Thick Rick.
59.767
That is a long way off the ground.
1:06.417
Wide Load leaves something behind.
1:12.292
Oh, that is a big one.
1:20.050
Look at Refried Ron go.
1:24.467
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
1:29.592
They felt that in the back row.
1:36.758
There is nothing left of it.
1:43.308
Thick Rick leaves something behind.
1:48.875
The Heel leaves something behind.
1:53.200
Refried Ron is losing bits.
1:54.700
Puck Yeah will not be back.
2:00.050
The Lieutenant is losing places.
2:04.767
It is coming apart now.
2:09.025
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits.
2:11.867
The Unit has put Chunk out.
2:20.733
That was always going to happen.
2:34.800
Big Randy goes to the front.
2:42.133
They will not want to see that again.
2:45.300
Last lap.
2:49.875
Big Randy is losing bits.
2:55.608
That has come off.
2:58.750
That is Thick Rick taking Lil Nugget with them.
3:05.033
There goes a piece of Squish.
3:06.533
Crooked Pete has it.
3:08.033
Right on the line.
3:09.533
Crooked Pete takes it!
3:11.033
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:21.417
That has come off.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 22.642 The Lieutenant 22.642
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 47.350 Puck Yeah 22.883
Smooth Descent Clay Crooked Pete 1:10.275 Crooked Pete 22.567
Smooth Descent Clay Crooked Pete 1:34.533 Wide Load 22.025
Smooth Descent Clay Crooked Pete 1:58.008 Damp Kevin 22.133
Smooth Descent Clay Crooked Pete 2:21.233 Big Randy 22.883
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 2:45.300 Big Randy 22.617
Smooth Descent Clay Crooked Pete 3:09.533 The Heel 22.792
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 3 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 19 1/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 19 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 19 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 21 1/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 23 1/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 25 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
250 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 6-3-11-6-8.
50.22
1
Big Randy The Noodles
253 starts, 15 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 10-4-1-10-3.
11.49
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
239 starts, 21 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 10-4-9-10-1.
8.61
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
269 starts, 49 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-3-1-8-3.
1.88
5
Refried Ron The Beans
253 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 15-12-13-9-15.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
252 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 7-9-13-4-13.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
258 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 4-9-7-4-6.
35.87
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
261 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 5-8-9-8-13.
74.11
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
255 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-5-8-6-9.
54.25
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
256 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 13-5-6-13-10.
124.11
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
264 starts, 57 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-3-3-1-11.
6.22
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
223 starts, 6 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 13-11-8-15-4.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
275 starts, 57 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 2-1-7-10-4.
6.66
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
254 starts, 7 wins, average finish 12.1. Last five: 14-15-1-9-3.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
260 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.9. Last five: 10-13-12-9-5.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
263 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.4. Last five: 16-16-16-15-16.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 143 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.

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