Derby · Season 11 · Round 39
The Rink — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Lil Nugget finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:58.442 | — | 14 | +13 | 15 | 11.1 |
| 2 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:05.300 | +6.86 | 10 | +8 | 28 | 10.8 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:08.617 | +10.18 | 9 | +6 | 34 | 11.3 |
| 4 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:08.675 | +10.23 | 12 | +8 | 23 | 11.2 |
| 5 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 3:11.083 | +12.64 | 11 | +6 | 22 | 10.6 |
| 6 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:29.925 | +31.48 | 7 | +1 | 21 | 9.6 |
| 7 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:33.233 | +34.79 | 4 | -3 | 14 | 9.6 |
| 8 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:34.075 | +35.63 | 3 | -5 | 17 | 9.6 |
| 9 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:34.350 | +35.91 | 2 | -7 | 15 | 9.5 |
| 10 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:35.092 | +36.65 | 1 | -9 | 12 | 9.1 |
| 11 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:36.567 | +38.13 | 5 | -6 | 19 | 9.5 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +3 | 24 | 10.6 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | 0 | 19 | 11.3 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -8 | 13 | 9.6 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 13 | 9.5 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 10 | 9.9 |
2.933
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 4-4-8-9-4.
8.075
Chunk is airborne! Recent finishes: 3-12-1-2-6.
16.350
A new leader — Lil Nugget.
20.742
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits. Recent finishes: 8-5-5-13-5.
29.867
Squish leaves something behind.
34.292
There goes a piece of Slapper.
39.133
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 3-12-1-2-6.
44.458
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
48.675
Chunk is losing bits.
53.217
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 7-13-4-6-8.
1:01.108
Stripped to the shell.
1:05.650
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
1:10.050
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:14.633
Gravy leaves something behind.
1:20.050
Lil Nugget is on the move.
1:21.550
And that is Yolk finished.
1:26.150
Radiator leaves something behind.
1:32.550
That is a long way off the ground.
1:37.175
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:46.883
Radiator is losing bits.
1:54.283
Up it goes.
1:58.692
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
2:03.558
Chunk is airborne!
2:08.208
That has come off.
2:16.975
There goes a piece of Squish.
2:19.717
Radiator is out, and Lil Nugget did it.
2:25.417
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:30.042
And it all goes wrong.
2:31.642
That is Gravy taking Refried Ron with them.
2:35.067
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:39.400
Squish is losing bits.
2:46.425
There is nothing left of it.
2:50.700
There goes a piece of Big Randy.
2:55.442
Wide Load has it.
2:55.958
You do not see that every day.
2:58.442
It is Wide Load!
3:06.850
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
3:08.350
And that is Squish finished.
3:12.908
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits.
3:20.050
Look at Damp Kevin go.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Lil Nugget | 16.733 | Lil Nugget 16.733 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 34.433 | Slapper 17.308 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 49.758 | Slapper 15.325 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 1:06.350 | Wide Load 15.808 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 1:22.717 | Wide Load 16.200 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 1:40.625 | Wide Load 15.258 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 1:57.825 | Chunk 16.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 2:17.375 | Wide Load 18.308 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 2:41.017 | Lil Nugget 15.566 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 2:58.442 | Wide Load 17.425 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 14 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 15 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 19 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 21 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 25 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 28 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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16 declaredCourse preview
4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
18m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
44m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
18m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
44m
↓15°
Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.
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